never say lucky spaghetti doesn't work it's literally never failed me

FTEEE PIZSA

i'm sorry to do this here but upon walking into work today i was told i'm being let go after working there for almost 4 years... i get paid wednesday but after that i'm screwed until i somehow find a new job... if anybody could help at all (even just reposting helps) it would be greatly appreciated

eating cookies and milk while reading yuri so awesome

sorry if i repeat or point out obvious things a lot i'm age regressing

lolishota gender

blank mask that matches my skin tone exactly so it looks like i don't have a face

i chopped onions without cutting my fingers, cheering!!!

giant woman who finds you freezing to death in the cold and scoops you up and shoves u into her bra to keep u safe and warm from the winter

im making lucky spaghetti to increase my luck

my dad has become very unlucky and it would be funny if this didn't also affect my life

all this talk about big boobs and flat chests. what about medium boobs.?what if im medium

ive been sleeping and fantasizing about having an older sibling taking care of me a lot lately. something wrong with me

my mom used my hairbrush and there are several bristles missing now ?

mangadex comments kill me, why are u reading bl shotacon manga with shota literally in the name if youre grossed out by shotacon... is someone forcing you to do this

me instantly after making 1 (one) friend on bsky: maybe this place isnt so bad,,,

tiny fairy getting trapped by a human loli and then used as a doll

what if i was really tiny like a bug so lolis could be bigger than me

WHORE I LITTERALLY JUST STARTED THE ISALND

i got tomadachi life working again!!

holy shit thats a really big number

the real sisters were deep inside us all alongaugh ghhahahhhhhhhhhhbbbhhhhh. hngvg...... sorry what was i saying

im objectum and i really really mean it you dont understand

sanrio strawberries 💫

im going to touch my headmates inappropriately

it's actually not that im lazy about changing the micro SDs, it's that I put a restraint on myself that I wasn't allowed to do anything fun until i cleaned a bit and i don't want to clean so now im just bored and doing nothing

twyla is getting a 512gb micro SD when i stop being lazy. i was going to get a 128gb for her because that's already more than enough but i cant afford to get one so i'm just taking my switchs micro SD temporarily since i have no emotional attachment to that thing. too corporate feeling idk

girl whos scared all the time: god i need to dm people more

i think slime should absorb me and make me apart of it forever

catboy vagina is like 2 pussys in one so awesome

im fighting the war on incest on the side of the incest!!

sorry but if u partake in kiwifarms ass behavior u do not have the moral highground

call me a beetle the way im a flat clown

my melody save me

I am capable of beautiful things

Decay

i found out my 3ds's exact manufacturing date down and my beautiful daughter the 3ds is a leo. this information isnt that important for normal people but fortunately i am insane so i will be celebrating her birthday from now on

woa how did they put a sex image on amazon

i think a tamagotchi would be good for my mental health

discord keeps not loading messages and not giving me notifs :(

nap time 💫

my dad keeps being really transphobic towards me because of the tiktok videos he's watching. im about to put parental locks on his damn phone

just another day of perfectly balancing things to get them out of the way only for cats to knock it over before im able to clean a space for the stuff out to put it all away properly

i just whimpered upon seeing a drawing of a character genuinely

the guilt makes it hotter

i should be able to change my genitals at will anytime i want

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collectively calling ourself an angel when we have more demon headmates is really funny to me like "hehe i'm an angel princess :3" and it's actually a succubus

free food hack: angels regenerate so you can just keep eating them over and over again

one of the reasons im not the biggest fan of new horizons is because for some reason nintendo blocked "lul" which includes any word including it, so i cant input my actual fucking name