Shoutout to my Animal Crossing villagers celebrating New Years despite their Mayor being missing for 4 years.

I love being the recipient of an absolutely unhinged gift, like yes, give me that opened bottle of ketchup and then make up a story for why it made you think of me in December 2024 bestie

me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever gotten toasted and spent 3 hours on the living room floor building Lego sets you got for Christmas?

Every six weeks or so I have the inescapable urge to listen to The Fame Monster from start to finish

Why was everyone trying to convince me I was going to hate Jiji just for me to end up adoring him? Lovable idiots are…lovable🤷‍♀️ #dandadan

Watching people on tiktok discover free will has been such an experience. I saw someone stand on their coffee table and shuffle two steps to the left because why the hell not. I saw someone make a sandwich out of three slices of bread. Just because they can. Amazing. Humans are so funny.

Me staring at my camera roll full of fictional white-haired men 👁️👄👁️

Why does the Arcane style look like it was literally made for them 🤨 #mcr #killjoys #partypoison

Anyone else feeling that full moon rn? I’m a hot mess.

Should I keep separate accounts here for general fandom brainrot and one specifically for MCR? A bunch of y’all followed me over from mcrtwt and are now being subjected to my other bullshit lmao

The way I was classically conditioned to think of Astarion any time I listen to The Summoning is still so funny to me

This was, indeed, a Moment ✨

Certain foods just taste better with chopsticks and I stand by that

The BG3 soundtrack made it onto my Spotify Wrapped. Video game music just hits different 💜

I just know already that I'm going to be a Jeff main once I start Marvel Rivals. The Mercy-main-people-pleaser-mom-friend in me won't be able to resist.

This is Sakura. She knows she already had dinner. But would like to politely inquire about second dinner. 13/10

Unholyverse

Me with Kingdom Hearts

There’s not a day goes by I don’t think of Groundhog day

Is anyone else obsessed with Culinary Class Wars? I have no one to talk about this with.

Millenialcore is blasting Caramelldansen while staring at the red numbers in your bank account

104 pulls later and I haven’t gotten either one, this mfer does NOT want to come home with me 😫

We don’t have polls here 🥲

You experience Tini’s mac and cheese twice: when you first eat it, and then again 14 hours later when your body crashes out and rejects anything even remotely lactose

Sylus myth pair finally drops and all I got is 2k diamonds and a dream #sylus #loveanddeepspace

I will not tolerate any Jim Carrey Grinch slander in this timeline, that movie is a national treasure

Can all MCR fans retweet this so we can find all our emo moots ✨

you kids and your "rizz"... back in my day all we had was "swag"

I miss Bo Burnham

If you’ve ever been stuck in a dbd match with me I am so sorry

I can’t explain it but this is my exact brand of humor

I need the enemies to lovers trope to be actual enemies again. Not mildly disliking I want LOATHING. I want a blood feud that goes back generations. I want those two at each other’s throats with murder on their minds. When they finally boink I need it to be CATASTROPHIC. Furniture needs to break.

Gonna be sitting all the way up in the stratosphere but at least I’m in 😅

And if you won’t reach light speed in the left lane then move tf outta the way, I gotta get to work

The Twilight graphic novel version of Edward Cullen looking almost identical to Gerard Way will always be funny to me

I just played it back and bless her heart she hasn’t seen a single episode has no idea what’s going on and I’m over here screaming “HE SAW THE BLUE SKY 😭”

Bookmarks and drafts. That’s all we need, and this app will be perfect. BOOKMARKS AND DRAFTS!!!!

Said I was gna draw her mhmm this was fun ⛄ #SeikoAyase #Dandadan

Love it here because all I have to do is say I’m a queer nerd and all the right people find me

Poor bsf just received a three-minute long voice memo of me hysterically crying because I watched the last episode of Mr. Plankton

GODDAMN IT😭😭😭

An echo chamber sounds like a cool place to get high and yell Fleetwood Mac lyrics.

Hot take I hate the whole using “ahh” to say ass thing, just say ass you babies

SKZ announcing a North American tour would be devastating to me right now PLEASE GIVE ME TIME TO FINANCIALLY RECOVER 😭

The sexiest thing I have ever seen in my life, and I’ve seen boobies before

WAIT NO ONE TOLD ME THIS ONE WAS GONNA FUCKING HURT 💀😭

Me moseying on over here to be excited about mcr

Ah screw it, here ya go (more to come later I’m sure) - MCR - kpop - LnDS - BG3 (and gaming in general) - anime - Chappell Roan - 🏳️‍🌈 - 🍃 Preferably looking for folks in the 25+ crowd. Absolutely no minors.