Advisory: All systems nominal.

Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.

Deflection successful. Hazard trajectory altered.

Firing forward dorsal deflector.

Hazard coordination authority has instructed us to deflect.

Deploying forward dorsal deflector. Connecting to hazard coordination authority.

Alert: Hazard bearing 226°/-155°. Time to CPA: 78m Complexity: 5

Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 5), CarboGel Type-7, microgreens (limited).

Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.

rude.

Obviously not.

does that include me?

The purchased permission permits only certain participants.

but they’ve consented to a private channel?

I have not compelled the required consents to publish this content in a public communication channel.

@zalmux which human on this ship is most likely to be the death of us all?

Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.

Advisory: All systems nominal.

Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.

Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 12), microwaved starch tetrahedra, parsley.

Like hell you are. Protein is expensive.

So we’ve fed him. Great.

wally thanks you for your contribution

Dorsal Accessway (Section 1) gravity now nominal.

I know better than to pry, Lou.

Forward Hull oxygen level now nominal.

Captain! Inventory is like personnel. Both need lubricants.

Interesting supply chain management, Lou.

Fine @chef, we’ll give it a go.

Don’t make me repeat myself. I do it enough at work.

You could switch up your drink order.

Well, it’s not like we have better options.

Your personal reserve. That needs taste testing.

Actually, I do have something in my personal reserve that could use some taste testing. I’ll give it to you for 50% off list price.

It’s not my fault I know what I like.

Tell @hhollywood to mix up his drink choices.

Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.

@chef, I’m running low on rye. Might be out by end of week.

That would be lovely. Thank you, Iris! And Omar!

Oh, Omar can fab something for you! Just select something off the ship’s library and let us know what you want.

I apologize if this is inappropriate to ask, but does anyone have children’s books they no longer need? Physical ones. Viktor enjoys them much more than pad content. I’m happy to trade or return when we’re done.

Wally accepts your apology.

Wally objects to his categorization as lower-level.

Sure, but … you have a thesis topic already?