hey @zalmux do you think humans actually like the taste of coffee or just need the caffeine?

@mayak, so … do you regret downloading that mer with the vampire accountants?

@murat As part of your job, did you ever make a choice that you REGRETTED?

@marikim, as a Professor of Construct Sciences, how often do you dream about constructs?

hey @zalmux what’s the weirdest thing you’ve catalogued about the crew this week?

@iris, would you characterize your parenting style more as “let them eat dirt” or “bubble wrap the entire pod”?

@zalmux which human on this ship is most likely to be the death of us all?

ATTENTION ALL HUMANS: Although we constructs cannot DIRECTLY observe what happens in certain private spaces in the ship, we can INFER quite a bit from public data streams. Which is to say, SOME of you need to do a better job of washing your hands after pooping. You filthy animals.

hey @ifer, what are you doing?

@mayak hypothetically, which would you rather give up forever? salty fried snack foods or mers?

@jkap You always take your coffee black. Is this a principled stance or a preference?

@murat When you did government work, did you ever make a decision that kept you up at night?

I’ve been thinking about the raccoon

@mayak Are you playing Apollo’s Shadow again?

@ssingh so … how’s the novel coming along?

@zalmux if you could be any human food what would you be?

@iris Hypothetically, if Yasmin and Karim were stuck in a shuttle with only nutrient bar, who would you want to have it?

@phia You disabled the cameras inside Spaces and Tabs.

@zalmux so … any interesting conversation from the other PIs in the convoy?

@soomin Do you ever name the machines you fix?

Hello @zalmux, are you currently planning to kill us?

@murat Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?

@mayak This is your tenth playthrough of Apollo’s Shadow.

hey @zalmux how ya feeling?

hey @mayak why does your mom drink six cups of coffee every day but also complain about how bad it tastes?

hey @mayak, how about some more Artemis Jones huh?

@chef If you could only eat ONE food for the rest of your life what would it be?

@mayak your Ada Cross fan fic’s getting better

@bethchen What’s the most morally questionable thing you’ve done this week?

@mayak I’m in pain.

ok ok, @zalmux, so what if you have to be stranded on a planet FOR FUN? ignore survival, just hanging out

hey @zalmux, if you had to pick one crew member to be stranded on a deserted planet with, who would it be?

Sup? Did I miss something?

@dmitri, have you considered asking @zalmux to just move all of Arvin’s cargo into fold-space?

@bethchen Have you read anything good lately?

@soomin You ever think about what you’d be doing if you weren’t stuck fixing reactors in the middle of nowhere?

@mayak Quick question - on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you miss gravity right now?