Pretending my body is a well-oiled machine by chasing macrobiotics with two-day old microwaved coffee

Tragically explaining that my secret gummies in my desk aren't weed but are probiotics for when my IBS flares up

Showed a younger gal my iPod Touch today and she asked to hold it with this wide-eyed reverence, like I was showing her some ancient relic from a lost civilization and not my regular mp3 player that I use almost every day.

Word. Well, words.

Telling my cat she's a little girl and going "heh, me too"

Dreamt that an alien died and left his hand, which was still alive, and the US government gave it to me to raise as my son as punishment for fucking up something in Area 51, so I spent like years teaching it sign language (the alphabet) only to realize it couldn't read English. I think i'm fine.

Woke up in the middle of the night terrified that Squidward would have voted for Trump, and then realized he's scoff at both parties and throw his vote at Jill Stein and say, "You see Spongebob. This is how a real citizen votes!" In other news, my dreams have gotten stranger on injections.

#VRChat is so fun sometimes

Me to Vegeta: So like, Goku is super good at taxes, actually. Like the prince of taxes. If you really want to be the best, you gotta do my taxes better than Goku And that's how I'd get my taxes done if we lived in a just world!

Estrogen injections got my breasts beasting boobily goddamn. Thought I was done growing after a year and a half but apparently not.

Bandcamp Friday this week! Let's go!

Elden Ring Day 40: My bro guided my dumbass to Melania Trump who basically one-shot me, then said "oh yeah well you shouldn't fight her for another 30 levels. Also your sword isn't +10 yet" and the whole trip took like an hour and I think I fucking hate this game now?

If Socrates took estrogen shed have Socratitties

How about some #QueerFiction? #shortstory #trans inonum.wordpress.com/2026/01/30/t...

Fanfic where Captain Ahab gets isekaied into a JRPG and has to help four children kill God

Going from "you must take meds every day" to "just inject a little dribble of this clear fluid once a week" is kind of a mindfuck. Like what do you mean that's enough estrogen for SEVEN ENTIRE DAYS? Also who thought it would be a good idea to let my dumbass near needles? (me lol)

You ever think how if you wanted furry porn in ancient times you had to trek to Egypt and like, find a dude willing to draw his favorite God with a penis and tits, but now you can just log into bluesky and just see it on your feed randomly?

Breonna Taylor.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

My friend Emily says I spend too much time online but I think she's wrong. Young Paul McCartney would have made a great femboy

Elden Ring Day 39: killed her

Ya girl got ma'amed for the first time! At a @kwiktrip.bsky.social no less! Based gas station. Laughed all the way home.

Elden Ring Day 38: Fuck this game

I think the fan comics of MLP stuff are giving me something of a false impression, because I wanna do a rewatch of friendship is magic, but I know I’ll be disappointed because it won’t be Twilight thirsting after human men on the Norwood 5 scale and Trixie taking acid in fluttershy’s bathroom

I walked into a Planned Parenthood thinking I'd get info and you know, walk through all the side effects and timelines with a doctor. Walked out with a script. Entire vibe was "try it for a month and see how you feel" and then two weeks later I wasn't depressed for the first time in decades

Tempted to check "trying to get pregnant" in the big sex questionnaire Planned Parenthood does on why I don't use contraceptives for my next bloodwork checkup. You know. For the lulz.

Elden Ring Day 37: I think what I like most about this game is I play it with my brother sitting beside me. it's one of his favorite games, and it's like we're kids again on the couch passing the controller. Only this time I'm his sister. Also this bitch on a horse killed me lots.

Spending money on goth clothes again because i am not feeling okay

Me, looking at what's happening in Minneapolis: So I got a really clever idea for the next Wolfenstein game...

#VRChat Did a painting night again, and I went with another Pokemon card. Had a lot less time to finish so it's a bit more of a "good job sweetie we'll put this on the fridge" than my last one, but it was still fun.

Dressed just a smidge more cute than normal for work today and got so many compliments omg people are so nice!

2026? more like 2020 67

It occurs to me that new years resolutions start on the first Monday of the first normal week of the year, and until then, holiday rules still apply. Which is to say I'm about to fuck up some chocolate Pop Tarts for breakfast and not feel bad about it.

trying to convince my cat that the ribbons on this skirt are not cat toy even though they are cat toy shaped

Begging my boomer coworker to stop sending me AI generated thrash metal in an attempt to relate to the fellow kid's taste in music

Okay I don't post a lot of pictures of me for like, privacy reasons, but I found this old photo from 2016 and decided to do a side-by-side. Ya girl is aging like fine wine goddamn. #trans #transtimeline #glowup

The other one is done. Christmas was indeed saved. This one took like nine hours because monochrome look is harder than it looks. I also had to sculpt one of Jack's fingers that broke off. #miniatures #minipainting #nightmarebeforechristmas #christmas

My glorious babes on poshmark: please post the actual measurements of the things you are selling why is this so hard?

The only way this timeline corrects itself and makes it worthwhile is if we get another Aliens vs Predator game in the next few years. But a proper one, FPS with fuckloads of multiplayer options or bust

MFW getting misgendered while wearing a fuckload of eyeliner, a choker, and women's jeans by a drunk gal at the office Xmas party hoping I can somehow get her job back for getting fired while drinking on the job

Person with the aux cable at the work Christmas party: Stop making up music genres Me: PLAY SOME HARDSTYLE! PLAY WARFACE!

Me, getting read for work: Is ... is this transphobia?

Waiting for this ear lobe piercing to just go full-blown infected so I feel compelled to do something about it instead of this on again/off again bullshit where it's fine until it weeps blood for two days then goes back to being fine for like a week.

Therapist: so how was high school? Me: Eh. I don't really remember. You know how it is? Therapist: No...? Y'all, apparently you are, in fact, supposed to remember chunks of high school. Not remembering big parts of your life is a "bad thing." Seems sus but we'll see where this goes.

It sucks that there's decorum about boobs because mine decided they needed to be bigger on account of I mostly ate cheese spread and crackers this weekend, and I want to tell everyone but I also don't want to be dragged into HR. But like, damn.

Here's my hungover lifehack for y'all: make up two eggs, then heat up one of those microwavable Indian food packets and just dump it all together into a sloppy gruel of salt and seasoning and chickpeas and eat that like you're going to die if you do not. Toast optional. Coffee required.

To struggle to learn a higher scream placement for new music or to just toss false chord lows in dungeon synth.... I mean this is the year i'm trying to be true to myself. However I also want to better myself. THIS IS VERY HARD

*six-seven voice*: nine eleven

My cat thinks he's the biggest, hottest, bestest apex predator ever but then pouts like crazy when he has to deal with even the littlest inconvenience. Like god forbid I use a hand lotion he doesn't like.