Rise and shine Canada. Time to take these humps home.

I think being naked in the woods might be my new vibe. Happy #humpday gays!

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Into the woods. #cruising #iykyn

FERAL 🤤

Ignore the chapstick on the glass.. Lake Como is heaven!

Italian men just get me.

I have one night alone in Milan before friends arrive.. how slutty do you think I can get?

Me eating this was public pornography at it’s best. Parma got a SHOW.

You wanna taste it after my run today 😏? #gay #men #softy #hairy #dick #bwc #gayporn

Flipping is my favorite @zaddytony.bsky.social

My contribution to #humpday discourse. Enjoy 😉

Me anytime someone tries to make plans after dark.

Honestly… these slutty little garters are my favorite accessories😈

It was leg day so clearly this was needed.

There is no such thing as a quiet Saturday morning workout… it’s hunger games in this bitch.

Happy Valentines Day ♥️

I was born and raised near the ocean and I will die near it, but for now, I am happy to be going back home to Chicago ♥️

Can you even bother taking a Chicago winter break if you don’t burn just a little?

Straight people have just one job… make more queers and by the looks of this resort… they aren’t performing their duties.

To all the obnoxious straight white people in this pool today. I will be peeing exclusively near you.

Gonna start selling pit content so i can afford my new life on the beach.

Topping up the vitamin D.

Had to land back in Amsterdam due to engine issues so now I will not be in time for @briefsatisfaction.bsky.social birthday. Please send him nudes to console him in my absence.

Heading home just in time for @briefsatisfaction.bsky.social birthday! 🎉

Free bar at the airport lounge hates to see me coming.

Last night in Amsterdam and my team dinner just got canceled. Now I have the night to myself and an 11:40am business class ticket home tomorrow. Dry January ends now. 😈

Unsolicited ranking update. 1. Boiler Room (Berlin) 2. SLM (Copenhagen) 3. Steamworks (Chicago) 4. Sauna NZ (Amsterdam) 5. Trombeta Bath (Lisbon)

It’s not much but bitch, it’s progress!

Accidentally took a 4 hour nap and now I am wide awake at nearly midnight… guess I will be review the Amsterdam sauna tonight. Standby for revised rankings.

📍Amsterdam… Home for the next 6 days.

This is officially my last form of social media… 5yrs no FB, 1yr no Insta or twitter, unknown amount of time without snap, and as of today, no more tiktok. Guess it’s hole & pole from here.

Sunday funday. 😈

good morning to everyone except gwen stefani and nicki minaj fuck you both

When you’re overwhelmed and dickstracted at work… post a dick pic

It might be time for new jeans…

Wood morning boys 😏 Repost if you want a taste

It’s cock o’clock fellas. Let’s see ‘em 😈

‘how much do you love #fcf?’ me:

Did someone say hump day?

Not wrong!

A whole new era of Tom fuckery out here in the burbs. Auto block.

Is Feral Friday a thing? It should be #feralfriday

Community engagement does matter. Happy FCF 😏 #fcf

I like to think that if I was single, I’d be the kind of slut that kept doxy in a candy dish. Like a take a penny leave a penny for hoes.

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You in water 💦