Unsolicited ranking update. 1. Boiler Room (Berlin) 2. SLM (Copenhagen) 3. Steamworks (Chicago) 4. Sauna NZ (Amsterdam) 5. Trombeta Bath (Lisbon)

It’s not much but bitch, it’s progress!

Accidentally took a 4 hour nap and now I am wide awake at nearly midnight… guess I will be review the Amsterdam sauna tonight. Standby for revised rankings.

📍Amsterdam… Home for the next 6 days.

This is officially my last form of social media… 5yrs no FB, 1yr no Insta or twitter, unknown amount of time without snap, and as of today, no more tiktok. Guess it’s hole & pole from here.

Sunday funday. 😈

good morning to everyone except gwen stefani and nicki minaj fuck you both

When you’re overwhelmed and dickstracted at work… post a dick pic

It might be time for new jeans…

Wood morning boys 😏 Repost if you want a taste

It’s cock o’clock fellas. Let’s see ‘em 😈

‘how much do you love #fcf?’ me:

Did someone say hump day?

Not wrong!

A whole new era of Tom fuckery out here in the burbs. Auto block.

Is Feral Friday a thing? It should be #feralfriday

Community engagement does matter. Happy FCF 😏 #fcf

I like to think that if I was single, I’d be the kind of slut that kept doxy in a candy dish. Like a take a penny leave a penny for hoes.

Archive Smut

You in water 💦

Looking for my NSFW mutuals! Let’s find each other! #chicago #nsfw #alt #gay #lgbtq

We’d have world peace if more men wore thongs.

Every hole is the goal, quote with your favorite hole pic. One from the archive.

Saturday Mood. 😈

TGIF

Here my unsolicited ranking of international bathhouses. 1. Boiler Room (Berlin) 2. SLM (Copenhagen) 3. Steamworks (Chicago) 4. Trombeta Bath (Lisbon) Use this information wisely.

Need to take some photos.. new platform deserves new content.