I cannot be held responsible for the sounds I make when chugging water

Can’t see @equipment.bsky.social play Lab Coat tonight because I have to wear my own

Nate Kinsella strengthening my belief that bassists do in fact deserve rights

Smoked a joint with the drummer from Leisure Hour, up on a cloud

I’d be in this pit if it wasn’t for these damn shin splints

I don’t mourn fascists

Compression socks in the mosh pit, shin splints won’t stop me

Accidentally looking confused at the PUP concert, gonna accidentally break some hearts

My Physical Therapist said moshing is an appropriate goal to work towards. He’s staying in business y’all

Put my Physical Therapist onto 2 bands after he complimented my American Football shirt

Search For Public Restroom An Epic Ordeal Of Alienation, Humiliation, Human Cruelty https://theonion.com/search-for-public-restroom-an-epic-ordeal-of-alienation-1819566549/

If You Could Only See by Tonic is the 90s version of Lips of an Angel by Hinder

Sending that U Up? Txt at 11am because I legitimately am trying to get in contact with my siblings

Ambient tuning sounds

Embarrassed as fuck at the Roto Rooter guy moving my little weed spoon out of the way to give me an estimate on his tablet. I don’t like weedy fingers!!

Talk to the band after? And bug them while they are at work?

No Vacuum Cleaner, don’t be overwhelmed aha, your too hot to have anxiety (im playing the object dating game) #dateeverything

Shinsplints are homophobic (I can’t go to pride this year)

I just want to make a Caesar salad with Nirnroot

Really digging H bands right now. Heccra, I Hate It Here, Home Is Where

Bridging the generational divide by giving the aging punk at my work a list of bands that still make music and tour

Someone is blasting Decode by Paramore outside at 11:40pm and I can’t figure where it’s coming from to find my new best friend

Me: HAPPY PRIDE! Guess who just had a panic attack? Them: hey, so I’m at Verizon

Is it racist to ask a white Irish Catholic Chicagoan if they have cops in the family?

Physical media is so important, panic bought a CD from a sketchy site minutes after different album art tipped me off to an album being removed from Spotify. The Era of Good Feeling by Pocket Theory i hope you ship to me

Hey, daily reminder to not threaten your healthcare workers!

8yrs old blasting this on a boombox with the shower running while learning I’m bisexual and also how to shave my underarms from a Maxim magazine I found hidden under the sink at my dads apartment

How many times can I restart Tongue Tied by Free Throw before it does irreparable damage to my mental health? I’m at 5

I hate my anxiety but it's undoubtedly responsible for keeping me from committing multiple crimes

new PUP featuring jeff rosenstock?????

Calling into work isn’t as sweet when you already had the niche band Tee picked out. @potionsellermi.bsky.social maybe next weekend

Shout out to Manchester Orchestra for referring to Indiana as “40 miles out of east Illinois”

Making the @eve6.bsky.social guy proud, I ordered 2 Ogbert the Nerd CDs 4 months ago and they finally came

Modest Mouse makes music for frantically rocking back and forth

A woman in this Teams meeting just said “it could be as simple” and wasn’t even talking about a Tequila Redbull @equipment.bsky.social

I did this to myself again, I’m seeing @equipment.bsky.social tonight and I work at 6am tomorrow

The physical media collection grows, @gougeawayfl.bsky.social absolutely tore up the Cobra lounge this weekend

Gumm absolutely killed it at the Cobra Lounge last night

An Aggressively Midwestern Dom: Ope, let me scooch on in there

If a man is whining he better be holding a guitar

Welcome to my twisted mind

Please don't reply "yeah i Cdeez nuts" to my posts about CDs. Not only is it not very funny but it's disrespectful to CDs

I gotta keep working on my Whoa Oh spreadsheet, excel calls to me

I keep thinking I will someday be the kind of person who saves people’s name into my phone the very first time they first text me, but I continue to remain myself 😔

Two types of pictures I take on my phone; birds & bands

My cat was so brave at the vet! Got his shot like a champ and lil man even got a toy for being an easy stick

At a billionaire themed murder mystery business Xmas party, accidentally based timing

Couldn’t decide between two band Ts tonight so I went with the one with less Spotify listeners. Keeping it niche

Yeah Spotify you already told me this

Buying band merch isn’t the problem, lack of closet space is the problem