Am I the only stunned that it took this long? Sincerely, guy who can’t go to the game.

I really want Brian Kelly to get the Penn State job to see which city’s accent he parodies in his press conference. Or does he steal from Pittsburgh and Philadelphia both? “Eyy Yinz guys um so glad to up here here in is jawn wit my family n at. We’re gonna go dahn Sheetz’s an get a wiz wit.”

I dunno. Green Bay seems to be able to move just fine on the field.

If he’s fired, does that mean he has to give back that mattress cover he’s wearing?

It’s also working

Not watching this Pitt game so you’re welcome, guys.

Last year, Pitt fell apart because half of the offense was out injured. I guess this year is the defense’s turn.

Seeing Virginia Tech in their white helmets just makes me wish Pitt would bust out theirs more.

This 1981 Stutz Blackhawk is an ultra-rare Personal Luxury Car that is ready to find a new home.

To everyone who has found my barely used account thanks to my story in @defector.com this week, welcome and I just want to apologize in advance for all of the Pitt sports/college football bitching for which you are about to receive.

I'm really happy to have had @keithparadise.bsky.social back on the site this week, with another banger.

I had previously said, “you would have to pay me to watch the Pirates.” Well, this summer, they did. My latest for Defector.

@jeffpearlman.bsky.social I watched your YouTube video on the 1984 Padres. Add me to the list of people who would read the shit out this book. I just watched a documentary on the 1982 Milwaukee Brewers, another team that didn’t win a World Series. That didn’t make their story any less compelling.