Y'know, I generally try not to whine on social media, but over the course of three hours I've had two separate men apologize to me and say "this isn't fair to [me]," and I'm really kind of just completely done with people at the moment.

happy government shutdown eve to all who celebrate

i'm so excited for my haircut tomorrow

YouTube rec of the day: Dr. Angela Collier does amazing science communications videos and she's absolutely hilarious. Her video today is a bit atypical of her usual style and content, but I encourage y'all to check out her library. Three of my favs in the replies.

Two more for the tail end of Biceptember, because I can.

One of my fitness goals is to do a handstand, but I don’t have great balance and I hate the sensation of being upside down. So today I worked on my crow pose instead. It isn’t pretty, I should practice lifting up on my arms even more, and I can’t even hold this for long; but hey. I did it!

being gay means doing two brunches in one Sunday

Time to eat my hat! Just spent 16 minutes in Pips because I, am Ph.D biochemist, had a dyslexic moment and confused > and <. 🫠

Promises made, promises kept. Happy Biceptember bloomfs.

Kickball POC Mixer started 30 min ago and as the whitest Ojibwe boy you've ever met I still can't decide if I should go or not.

I've just learned that it's apparently Biceptember and I have completely failed to participate. Gonna need to fix that tomorrow.

God I'm so productive when my insomnia hits and I'm out of bed by 5am

Post-vacation comedown is one hell of a thing.

my body is simply *not* ready for this four-team Sunday Funday gay adult kickball bottomless brunch

Went to a jockstrap party and spent most of it admiring the host’s Lego collection. ft. my speedo tanline

TIL boys don’t flirt with me because they think I’m out of their league. I mean. Yay? Except I’m shy and don’t think anyone is into me

Back in DC after a month and a half of travel and oh boy reacclimating to these prices is gonna be brutal.

This is my Stonewall Bocce audition reel.

ok, fine, does anyone want this?

It truly surprises me how pics I think are awesome get like ten likes and then a photo I'll post impulsively will just take off.

No gym? No problem*

Debate is a hobby. It’s not a thing you do to understand another person. Listening is a thing you do to understand someone.

Memories of Winneconne

Travel tips: Try not to let hotel staff break your carry-on handle because it fucking sucks lugging it around without one.

Maslow’s hierarchy of needs failed to consider my need to hold a twinks arms behind his back while I jackhammer the fuck out of him

This travel has completely fucked my sleep schedule. Oh, right. Sunrise over Gichi-gami.

My job remains beach.

Moonrise over Gichi-gami.

Do you think about the Roman empire every day? So did these students and they used LIDAR to find a new settlement! 🧪 Covered for @dtnsshow.bsky.social share.google/cGn7M86hIzg9...

okay wait but this is so cool, why can’t DC have beaches?

My parents survived a moderate, 3-mile hike up Oberg “Mountain.” Everyone clap for them!

"why people are mad about Abundance" in meme form to save me time in the future

I let my parents join my coffee thirst trap

If I ever hit 1.5k followers I may finally give in and do an NGL.

Trying to decide it it’d be worth spending Monday evening in Minneapolis. Any oomfs interested in a hang?

Doing dumbbell chest flys on an ottoman wasn’t *ideal*, but it was better than nothing.

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Working out like this at the gym would be fun! …but also a hygienic nightmare so it is best they don’t allow it.

Flew halfway across the continent to bake bread. 🥰🥰

Been in my hometown for like an hour and I’m already bored shitless. ☺️

"Bowser issued an executive order that requires local coordination with federal law enforcement “to the maximum extent allowable by law within the District.” The order gives no expiration date." I, for one, would like a new mayor (and statehood) www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

If you thought I was Very Online during my two-hour drive to Madison yesterday, you have no idea what this five-hour train to Minneapolis has in store for you. 🥰

Sure wish Muriel Bowser had Pritzker’s chutzpah, but of course no one hates DC residents more than Muriel Bowser.

Love the beautiful irony of Columbus, WI having an Amtrak station while Columbus, OH does not.

even on vacation, can't stop and won't stop

Reconnected with a boy I liked last night and found out he has a huge crush on me. 🙈 Naturally, he lives on another continent.

One day I’ll figure out how y’all take golden hour photos without squinting.

Thank you to everyone who contributed a dopamine hit on this long drive back to Madison 🥰🥰

put your kid on the fucking bus this shit is so stupid

It's over for all of you when my next cut ends and I'm back to this BF%. I'll be truly unstoppable.