Where back bitches 🥺

Turkey day special 🦃🦃🦃

Yall need to stop photoshopping the moon, your going to give her body dysmorphia!!

A ride share service for the holidays where a sympathetic driver hands you coffee & drives you around town while you both bitch about your families & give ridiculous names to strangers you pass in traffic.

Thats the moon…

There's a type of mid-level cinephile (think a guy who's favorite film is Pulp Fiction) who just immediately hates you if you actually want to talk about movies. Like if you enjoy anything European they just shut down.

Bird town USA

Beefing w the downstairs neighbors because there food smells good and they wont give me any >:(

Girlfriend was talking about wanting to bite me after i send a nude so i wiped out these bad boys 🥵

edging (holding in my poop while i drink my morning coffee)

Vers in San Francisco just means your top-locked

Is this birdybirdybirdybirdybirdy??

Pepper & Piggy in the rain <3

Whats going on here???

OH NO EVERYONE-ONES WATCHING Porn IN the IN n Out DriVETHROUGH

My roommates looking at porn while waiting at the in n out drive-through, shes so fucked in the head

Is tummy Tuesday a thing over-here?

Woah new space 👩🏻‍🚀