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what the fuck was her actual problem putting out something that sounded this good and then never again

(absolute dogshit at doing his job which will inevitably result in several deaths but) 🥺

ok but i did not suspect the little monster sleeper cell to be activated in that way my paws have been up for 72h and now my arms are starting to hurt NA NA NAA NAA NAAAA PERFECT CELEBRITY

US cabinet is just that yacht ride from White Lotus

"★★★★" -laurence

nooooo omg NO it's not that i think i'm a better person than you for waiting until midnight to listen to mayhem it's just that--

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i'm off to cinéma du parc in a few to watch the oscars on the big screen with my bff so i'll be missing out on some of the online fun but!! movie magic!!! 🎬🪄✨ friendship!!!!! 👯‍♂️🫶🥹 surprises and crowd reactions!!!!!!! 😳💥🤯 karla sofía gascón!!!!!!!! 😬🔪⁉️

The fact that Lumon is styling her so fiercely for NO REASON

don't like corporate pride but this is representative of something so beyond sinister. we are ONE month into this

going to a bathhouse but shaking my head at guys with problematic age gaps getting it on so everyone there knows i disagree

it's just like we don't try we just fit you and i we're (っ◔◡◔)っ ✨s͎u͎u͎u͎u͎p͎e͎r͎𝒩𝒜𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁✨

i love to tour. 😐🤌

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nobody: the scary 12 year old girls who would bully me during recess in 3rd grade:

fuck.

snow all the way up to our assholes half of the city sidewalks unusable icy wind whipping us like a dominatrix i am gonna get so obscenely high and watch the critically-acclaimed keke palmer sza comedy One Of Them Days & forget there's even an outside 🤗

grew out the concrete!

all of shakira's handles on social media should be @ShakiraShakira

me: hey i don't usually text back right after but........ i have to express how grateful i am. what you did was incredible. i'm glowing rn. i can still smell you all over me........ x 💋 guy who did my taxes: ok

i’m all up under him like it’s cold— winter time! all up in the kitchen in my heels— dinner time!

the emotional honesty here, line after line, truly moves me. just fantastic songwriting

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"my concept is amelia earhart after crashing landing in the ocean" 😭😭😭 i fuckin love suzie

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i go ooh ooh 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ you go aah ahh 👋 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_

😭 beyoncé. finally.

new gaga snippet: diagnosed cunt

um literally WHY are the grammys so good this year??! we're a little in shock, *everything's* clicking so far

DOECHIIIIIIII 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

🚨$5 feet $9 ass $12 dick! limited time offer get all 3 for $20

my childhood best friend had her first kid 6 months ago and the one part of modern parenting/uncle-ing i wasn't ready for but totally welcome is how much we make fun of the baby to its face... we're both constantly just "bro... 😂👉👉👉"

abel could've given us fifteen "Blinding Lights" after 2019 but he keeps saying nuh-uh bitch, *ALBUM* artist and i think that's so rad it's not a gigantic leap forward, but Hurry Up Tomorrow v good!!

genuinely so fucking repulsive to see this from an official government page. this reads like what the israel accounts would tweet

still tickles me pink to this day now clap

madonna probably said three things that made her crew laugh during soundcheck and because of that she's obsessed with proving that she is funny and i feel like it's our duty to remind her that no she is not also it's fuck amy schumer until i die 🖕

would mean a great deal to me personally if this ended up being good

inspiring! went to a life drawing session with paran & found out i am not talented 🎊🥳✨

fake himbo i saw you attending a 35mm screening of the brutalist

makes me cry so much

bottom 2 in every episode she competed in, constantly associated with katy perry when her stock is at an all-time low, the editors dogging her every chance they get, went out in what could possibly be the golden boot of the entire series... yet i'm certain i'll remember her more than some finalists

it kinda gets to a point where i wanna see way less cocks and MORE millenials posting schitts creek gifs and quoting the good place

my best friend is american and he has a twisted fascination with bringing up the fact that Sister Act is called Rock'n'Nonne in québec at the most random times

academy award nominee

forcing myself to dance in my kitchen every time i start doomscrolling >>>>>

hey guys how it's going