My lists are too complicated to let go of the Oxford comma 😭 Love the execution of this, though

they said their love language is physical touch so i bit them

"Utterly implausible weapon", I sneer smugly, discussing a video game series in which you fight the antagonist of Sleeping Beauty and her minions alongside Donald Duck, Jack Sparrow, and the guy from Final Fantasy 8

Why would anyone want to flee a gothic manor? That's where I'd shamble thru gloomy forests to after wandering dusty bookstores, to then settle and digest carbs as I enjoy my bookstore finds.

A bit of music to brighten your day: our main theme by Motoi Sakuraba 🎶 soundcloud.com/g4f-records/... #music | #indiedev | #JRPG

On a heckin roll~! 💗☺️

You deserve happiness and nice things. You deserve castles filled with books and the time to read them. You deserve enchanted daggers and a tiara of ancient goblin bones to show the townsfolk you mean business when you're at the market on a cheese run.

alternate title: When your coworker's mom suddenly remembers she has booba.

Maintaining my fleshsuit is bullshit, what do you mean I have to eat again I just did that last night. Hydration?! Surely a scam.

*ugly sobbing* I love rats so much, and these babies are so precious omg My day has been made much better; much thank have merry good day

fuck pinterest

me when I yap on this app

Hmm didn't think of that framing before. Being a PC or DM things often feel reactive, yet learning/understanding the how/why is neat too 🤔 Don't the "Monopoly but ___" (and other No Rolls Barred) videos do this?

Like I don't even use these, but the enthusiastic increase of AI dependency in social media is mad spook in one of the worst ways to me

Stuff like this is so wildly creepy The future tastes of rust, mental decay, and that Douglass laugh track covered by AI voices repeating ad infinitum deep fried crunchier & crunchier

Very enjoyable :3 I'm always ready for chill music in my life; am always a sucker for the "dreamy" wind-downs too

Still can't get over the time Sakurai went to Miyamoto and went "Hey, we're adding Joker to Smash, is it all right if he slits Mario's throat and then the wound sprays out a giant geyser of blood?" and Miyamoto was like "Hmm, that should be okay, as long as the blood is shiny."

Let's reclaim the ✨! If you see this qrp with some sparkly art! ✨

The famous green owl app Duolingo is going even harder into AI made by stolen content. It's not curated by native speakers so you have no idea if what you're learning is correct. Their algorithm overall tries to hit the happy brain juices instead of helping you learn. So here are some alternatives!

bringing this back #ffxiv

Folks griping about bsky as an "echo chamber" You know what sounds nice to me? A bustling but peaceful village that kicks out nazis whenever they turn up. We tried 'social media as world public square' and it turns out it sucks. I want to try Vibrant Village With Nice People And No Nazis.