A sad accountant reconsiders his life choices, but is unable to change what has been done. embarassing

1/6/26 Alternate

single player drawpile of sorts

Smirkin' Balloon Animal #borisalienart 1 hour commission for $35, done for Anon. www.patreon.com/borisalien

what’s a sleepover? …am i doing it right?

im gonna throw you in my ocean

for @djmmedia.bsky.social

War

Why do such simple things seem so hard to do when wrapped up in such emotions, maybe its just me, paralyzed in fear and dissapointment, maybe im right, but really, i doubt that #furry #art #lineless #borderless #gormless #overwhelmingpleasure #lost #smothered

it looked fun to draw

this is me this is what i look like

why didnt it work please tell me i cant possibly understand i cant i just cant i just dont know, Thank You

Irradiated slop I’m supposed to drink

Let’s try and get me pregnant this year haha just kidding

i hope you feel beautiful. 🧡

Last Reblog is me and @kacypurist.bsky.social hanging out LOL

the holidays aren't quite over yet

holy structure

Hi blue sky I’m Alan! Not Dan hentschel

crushing my casey (2011)

This is maybe the most niche thing ever, but I was introduced to the works of Sabin Bălașa by @deviinit.bsky.social the other day, and I Literally Can't Stop Thinking About This Design.

Eating a lot of food and ripping eachothers heads off is the Vibe this year

Dude, Matt, put tha thing AWAY!

a creep looking into the women's locker room

Me and all my friends should be nice peaceful balloons I think that’d be nice

Ough he’s so mouldy

they say im smarter than i look but i dont look too smart

I hope my town gets crushed by a huge furry my town is genuinely worthless lol, if ur not old rich and alchoholic there’s nothing to do here but suffer

expect more of that

yes i know im blurring my lines a little bit but i just like being weird haha

Evil damn alien wishes you a happy new year (? i think?)

This year I will be kissing everybody on the moutths

Might pant my friends green this year… hope they like it

The Na’vi from avatar are hot lol AND THIS TIME I MEANT TO POST THISHERE!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! \(^o^)/🎉

if only my parents could see how pretty i want to be

earthslop

fatboy2026

ok didnt mean to post that here but i just dont give a shit anymore

need snoopy to crrush me under his massive feet