Note also that the construction that happened during the Truman administration was the result of inspectors concluding that the building was practically falling apart (rotting floorboards, removal of a load bearing wall in 1902, etc). Also Congress AUTHORIZED THE FUNDING FOR IT

How often over the past 10 years has Aaron Sorkin sighed into a glass of whiskey while thinking “I couldn’t even make this shit up”

Mamdani: “I want to make NYC affordable” Cuomo: “My opponent is a brown person” Sliwa:

The real answer is (E) The Muppets

I need the Blue Jays to keep it together because they have the chance to do the funniest goddamn thing this baseball season

This is my official petition to replace all statues of Christopher Columbus with James Gandolfini

What I’m worried will happen if I ever eat a cheeseburger on a Friday during Lent:

Confession: I thought in the George Michael song he was singing “bottom feeder” instead of “father figure” and I didn’t realize this mistake until Taylor sampled the song. I am sorry.

“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” Matthew 24:36. If your only reason for being a good person is because you want to be “saved” during the rapture - you’re not actually a good person.

“Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.” - Liv Tyler’s Grandma

He’s invented a new term for introverts

Petition to just let Nickelodeon broadcast all the games like they do for the Superbowl

CLEATGATE

And if I say evermore is better than folklore what then

I *just* cancelled this. Goddammit.

Currently using the Taylor Swift-themed alternatives to Wordle until NYT gets it together

It’s literally a running joke that the ONLY thing ANYONE remembers from middle school science is that “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” he’s so transparently clueless

I will say, Apple TV giving you the option of overlaying the game with the local radio broadcast was an incredible idea and whoever came up with it needs a promotion

Unless they’re the Cape Cod chips I’m not interested

Can confirm the most dangerous thing I encountered in DC this past weekend was a feisty tortie at a cat cafe.

When asked “Mets or Yankees” Cuomo responded “both.” That should have been the end of it.

Both seasons now of Shiny Happy People do a fantastic job of highlighting exactly how the U.S. has ended up in the place it is. By God, everyone needs to watch this.

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We won.

Forgot I had the version of Amazon that comes with ads. So naturally, I’m watching Shiny Happy People Season 2 and thinking “what do Evangelicals have against snack wraps?”

You know those people from Sinners who were said to make music so powerful it summoned the ancestors? I’m convinced Hozier is one of those people.

I admittedly haven’t seen a Marvel movie in quite some time. They weren’t even trying with this one. Also Julia Louis-Dreyfuss as Gabbard on SNL when?

He looks like a Lex Luthor version of Jerry Seinfeld

That’s what you get for going to a Coldplay concert

Youth pastor turns chair around…“You guys know who else did some things that folks said were against all odds?”

Mets are technically undefeated since this happened and you know what if we have to sacrifice a Mr. Met before every game to reach the playoffs so be it

The new Superman is apparently making MAGAts angry. This devoted Batman girl is now seeing a Superman movie.

If that’s the case I want whatever tax money I paid to this “FEMA” guy back please.

No marketing, same tired animation style, no indication whatsoever of what the movie is actually about. At least KPop Demon Hunters lets you know what to expect going into the movie.

Hey DNC it’s literally this easy www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjKuvRAP/

On Bobby Bonilla Eve I’d like to remind everyone that the best way to celebrate is to send your local Mets fan $1.19. I take checks or Venmo.

This might be the most Kojima-like thing that Kojima has done

If Mikie Sherrill really wants my vote she’ll promise me trains on the Dover line that run more than once an hour

So much material for a West Wing reboot and he gives us this instead.

Perhaps people lost their aversion to scandal because the media will downplay the seriousness of said scandals. Cuomo resigned over credible allegations of sexual harassment. He doesn’t deserve a comeback.

Anyone who answers “both” to this question should be banned from pursuing any kind of political career in NYC.

Hank Hill was a loving family man who respected anyone and everyone as long as they were honest and hardworking. He would have hated Trump.

I don’t think any marketing scheme will ever top the trend of people going to Pitbull concerts dressed as Pitbull, bald caps and all, while he encourages it. Because now all of a sudden I wanna buy a bald cap and go to a Pitbull concert.

im weeping

Anthony Ramos is noticeably missing from the Hamilton reunion mashup. I guess Jasmine got Lin in the breakup?

The weirdest thing to come from the Tony’s so far is learning that Cynthia Erivo is only 5’1”. She just gives tall energy.

Under new HHS guidelines you will be allowed, even encouraged, to eat them.

The one time I’m up late enough for a West Coast Mets game, not only am I preoccupied, but they’re apparently kicking ass.