Getting Giles Corey'd aka opening my new weighted blanket

Nothing like getting a call from your father to discuss his pre-planned, pre-paid funeral

BRING OUT THE LEECHBOOKS

Exsqueeze me? 😂 #oldenglish #anglosaxonkings #edgarcyning #barbarayorke

I don't miss teaching but I sure do miss a teaching schedule

Okay fortune cookie, you're gonna need to tone it the fuck down again

Man I miss the Beastie Boys

Nothing like a weird song lyric clicking after 40 years into a totally logical song lyric OOPS

The uhtcearu really working overtime these days

I woke up this morning and coffee smelled like coffee again

First I felt stupid for confusing Hank Green with John Green, then I felt stupid for not realizing they are brothers.

Gonna spend the entire weekend telling everyone to fold in THE cheese

I have, yet again, managed to dislocate my lower back while sitting on the couch, not moving. ✌️🫠✌️

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

Up to 3 miles at an easy jog. Shout out to glute workouts and my new orthodics. ✌️👀✌️

Those paintball thingies hurt

Dark moon snow silence

Leveled up to 2 miles at a light jog and I didn't collapse so there's that I guess 🦵

Songs with whistling should be summarily lit on fire

Reminder that it's only been seven fucking days

The collective existential crises have once again become overwhelming

When I request "mild mild" for Indian takeout but am still smoked out on the first bite

One week! Very excited for this cast.

Inside you are two cats. They are both asleep

What's it like to sleep, though

Watching The Polar Express for the first time and the most heinous part is easily the Steven Tyler elf jumpscare

Been seeing a podiatrist for two months and my feet already look 20 years better

Putting your BLT on focaccia is certainly a choice

We just spent $500 on new sheets, dog beds, and indoor trash cans. Merry X-Mas to us.

X-mas tunes and snow day muffins, don't mind if I do

One year with this little nugget!

Okay but why did I think Jason Priestley was dead?

A Merry Krampusnacht to all who celebrate 👹

Walked 6 miles today in figure 8s through my living room/kitchen. Now I gotta...keep doing it?

Watching Frankenstein, Burn Gorman AGAIN

Will gladly participate in publisher's Black Friday offerings for the sake of collecting the more obscure Anglo-Saxon monarchs.

It would be great if I could go more than six months without throwing my back out from sitting too hard

This is going to be a long 14 days

Oh good, my pencil shaving smell filter has returned

Once again I'm begging someone to pay me to conjugate verbs all day

Really wish some adult in my life had looked at my extreme Beatles hyper-fixation from ages 11-13 and thought, "Surely this girl needs some sort of assessment."

I just deleted 20,000 emails from my personal inbox

Now begins my watch of all the German Christmas Market videos I can find on YouTube

I need to just be less fat thaaaaaaaanks

After watching this 10-hour playthrough all I can say is this is the lore everyone was clamoring for in Tears of the Kingdom when what we got were CRUMBS. I can only assume they held back initially with the intent of this game's development but DAMN. It's so good. 😭 youtu.be/vYn_s2dhTBE?...

Forever fascinated by the brain's ability to generate the most unhinged shit for us to watch while we sleep

Ready your weapon and gather your allies. 2 days until war descends in Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment on #NintendoSwitch2.

I always think I want to time travel but then we change the clocks and just an hour is enough to send me spiraling in The Wrongness for at least a week.