Funny part of my dream last night where where I saw newspaper say "Scientific studies now show, when dogs bark, they are actually saying swear words. Specifically 'shit'"

boy im sick of all the stuff happening

Flashback art from when I dressed up my friend, put makeup and fake blood on her like she got beat up, and painted a 3 hr portrait. #justgirlythings

Trying to talk to my 3 year old about feelings. "Mama's feeling happy, sleepy, and loved. What are you feeling?" "Dangerous :)" Pfff I love her.

3 year old, spinning a dice: “If it’s three you don’t ever get to see your family” “I’m sorry, what 👀”

3 year old quoting Miss Rachel "You have to stop and make a smart choice" while I make her lunch. "Oh? What's a smart choice here?" "If you gave Evelyn a cookie, that would be nice."

On a long shift I promised to sketch Mickey for my 3 year old. I showed it to her this morning. Her eyes teared up, she looked super touched, and said "I really love this!" She hugged it and kissed it. It was a really nice moment. Oh crap, Disney's going to sue me now aren't they.

Hi friends! The situation at my homeland is incredibly difficult right now. I am almost completely cut off from any Internet connection. Catching the brief window of opportunity to share the new painting I've created <3 Can't post it at the "good time" so I hope it shows on your feed. #mermaid #art

Totoro Design ☔️

This career is wild. I’m supposed to be a merch designer, project manger, social media manager, convention logistics manager, book keeper, R&D, and probably more AND THEN somehow find time to go to the gym, cook healthy food, and have meaningful relationships. I’m tired lol

That point of clarity where you almost pour your coffee grounds straight into the mug.

"This is just going to be a fun simple sketch, no pressure.....just something cute to do. Just let go" 30 min in... "I HAVE TO MAKE THIS THE BEST SIMPLE SKETCH I COULD POSSIBLY DO THE STANDARDS MUST BE HIGH"

The early morning is when my brain's the most caffeinated, the most fresh, the most ready to solve problems... I spend it trying to get my cat to shut up because he's a noisy asshole.

ADHD is when you have to “pay attention” but you can’t “pay,” because you’re broke. But, on the plus side, you have a million dollars in gift cards to the one thing you feel like doing.

I spent my vacation painting waves and it's still not out of my system yet. All are 5"x7" oil on canvas

it's crazy how if u get good grades they let u raw dog autism your whole life

Toddler to me: "You need to talk to my mama and daddy for permission" /offers me a phone "Oh??" /picks up phone "Listen, I don't know who you think you are...but there's one mama and it's me. Now you come here and face me if you have a problem. Yes? Tuesday? Yes. I'll be ready." I love this age.

I do not think it’s controversial to fantasize that if I had the money I would single handedly finance Miss Rachel

Do I look ready for the day? The week? Well I am definitely not. The magic of makeup 🌈 ✨

The three year old wanted to marry me this morning. I found some important information about how she thinks ceremonies should go. First, you fight demons with sticks. Then, you take a picture with each other with your weapons next to each other. You don't say cheese. You're married! Now dance.

Here's a work in progress of my current obsession: Derpy Tiger from #kpopdemonhunters . Trying to keep the colors with solid choices for as long as I can instead of diving into detail, inspired by @babeandoak.bsky.social . I know we were supposed to do studies! Does this count as a movie one??

3 year old hands me a pretend microphone "this is for you to be a girl" "..uh? how do you be a girl then?" "this is for you to tell the man to stop." "...are you saying to be a girl the only standard is we have to fight the patriarchy..? I don't know where you learned this from, but I approve"

He’s just so happy to have a hat… for now #kpopdemonhunters #derpytiger

It’s not Caturday, but isn’t he pretty

Derpy Tiger from Kpop Demon Hunters! He was fun, and involved. This was the moment in the movie I fell in love with him.

Derpy Tiger from Kpop Demon Hunters! He was fun, and involved. This was the moment in the movie I fell in love with him.

I'm drawing Derpy Tiger from K-pop Demon Hunters today. I have to. I need to.

I'd like to think of myself as the kind of parent who listens to their child...takes in their input and trust it to be true. But... her: "I don't like that pepperoni, it's spicy." me: .../looks at the package, sees the word mild. "....."

I'm just putting this out into the universe, I'm just going to manifest it... Universe...for once...just one day....just this time Could you just not? Can you chill? Thnx.

'Surface Tension' Now available as a print - www.mattdixon.co.uk

me to 3 year old: "guess what I got you" "what?" "something called hydrophobic sand" "woah. /sarcasm" "...you don't even know what that is."

If you see this quote with an anime you’d give 10/10 FMA: Brotherhood is pretty damn flawless.

I'm halfway through Frankenstein, and Viktor comes across to me as a guy who grew up too privileged and has a hard time with personal responsibility. I told my friend that even still, when I see it in movie form with Oscar Isaac in his role I'm probably going to end up saying "WAIT...I CAN FIX HIM"

🧡🧡🧡🧡🐰

When we're looking at music videos and an AI one comes up, I'm now telling my 3 year old "No, we don't watch that one, that's AI that's not real."

I was starting a painting that's venturing into spooky. It made me think of an artist I know, Dan Watson, I don't know if he's on bluesky... danwatsonart.com but he is able to do spooky in a way that draws me in and haunts me later. I love it.

Goddamn, that's cool

Opened my back door to find this adorable quest giver waiting for me

Me to 3 year old: "Oh, looks like it's Tuesday July the 15th." "Why?" " "Hm...well, humans like to design an arbitrary measurement of time that doesn't really matter, but they like to think it does."

Look at this pretty boy. He knows it.

It's Caturday! 😸🪸 "Tidepool" - a tiny 2.5x3.5 inches, ink, watercolor, acryla gouache Created for a patron in my Tiny Collector Tier ar www.patreon.com/elisabethalba #cat #catsky #illustration

Hey, artist! Quote with your woman art 🖤

Getting a text from the daycare teacher that your 3 year old daughter is singing Rob Zombie- Superbeast just....it just makes you proud.

Feeling really down this morning, anything to cheer me up a bit is welcome...it's one of those days.

Hey #portfolioday, I’m Kelly McKernan (they/them), a fine artist & illustrator painting in watercolor and acryla gouache. Recently I’ve made art for @heavymetalofficial.bsky.social, @posterposse.bsky.social, & Modern Eden gallery! I’m looking for work, so please reach out! www.kellymckernan.com

Hi #portfolioday I’m Celestial. I illustrate beautiful body horror and divine themes Full portfolio in bio :3

Hello #portfolioday I'm Tara, I'm a freelance artist, and I love dark, surreal, dreamy art. 👩‍🎨 You can get in touch here: ✉️ [email protected] linktr.ee/tarabushart

Hi #PortfolioDay I'm Carly A-F, freelance illustrator inspired by science, nature, myth & magic! Working in posters, ttrpgs, book covers, picture books & editorial. Would love to do more myth art, book covers, tcgs & illustrated books! ✉️carly (at) carlydraws (.) com 🎨 www.carlydraws.com #art

Hi #PortfolioDay 🌟 I'm Laura, freelance artist and illustrator for TTRPGs, TCGs, tarots and books. Clients include Darrington Press (CR), Cephalofair, MWG, Ginny Di, Book in a Box and more. Looking for new projects from Sept/Oct onwards! Portfolio: lauragalli.com Email: [email protected]