idk if it’s because i’ve been single for a minute, but I’m disgusted at what the girls are putting up with just to have access to pee pee.

after last week, I think it’s safe to say my mom is definitely on the best friend list, because GIRL. FOR SHAME!

salmon and broccoli tonight. just wish I didn’t have to cook it.

sore boobs is public enemy number one.

all around, all around. 🤎

why would give damn what shape the mf earth is?!

not feelings these poser ass transits i’m going through rn.

sometimes you just need a hug, a homemade turkey sandwich, and a nap.

my back hurts so bad.

not my heathen days coming back to haunt me. 🙈😂

2026 has so many opportunities. I can almost reach out and touch them. just gotta be obedient.

This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President! This 👇

I feel a lot better today. last night was a lot.

may my heart be restored and peace wake me in tomorrow’s morning sunlight.

hey pal. you just blew in from stupid town?

I want some chocolate.

my creative juices are flowing in my jones but i’m shooting blanks in the physical.

aries and pisces

city life

I just wear what I like tbh.

which one?

georgia

blues, purples, and pink.

I think d’angelo passing spilt my heart open in a bittersweet way. dedicating this libra new moon to him.

this new moon energy got me wanting to go on a date. even a nice friend date and good food and convo. 🤎

up because my tummy hurts.

I was just glancing over d’angelo natal chart earlier this year. what a beautiful soul. we should’ve showed him more love while he was still with us.

a good corny joke.

the confidence just wasn’t there my first two years. after my grandma passed, I became an alcoholic and was hella numb. i’m way more confident and not afraid to tell folks to fuck off now. and I hardly drink fr. wine and beer at best.

chicken sandwiches. I would keep a freezer full of them after band practice because I couldn’t stand ramen.

social studies

I can’t believe D’Angelo is gone.

“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.” — DR. MAYA ANGELOU

prayers to chicago rn.

bro just gotta get to lower wacker and he’s good! 😂

I know my iron is low because I’m craving beef and crab.

the downside of dating men with children is that you gotta break up with the kids if it doesn’t work out. and juju loves them children! 😭

"you should've never called me a fat ass kelly price." in the 75 years of television, this lives as one of it's greatest moments. how blessed were we to experience that?

today I meet with my doctor this morning. if I report back, it’s because I successful in avoiding a grippy sock vacay.

some say the bluesky is boring but I actually like it. it’s the best echo chamber next to tumblr for me. 😭😂

literally was walking in a walgreens earlier and had a flashback of my neighborhood store in chicago. Jesus, I miss the city so much. 😢 especially this time of year.

I got blessed with extra nuggs in my mickey d’s order. happy venus day!

note to ju: don’t do that dumb ish again

he said I got some booty. that’s the level of delulu I need my man to have lol 😂

I just want to remind people that Macho Man dropped a Hulk Hogan diss song back in 2005. Felt appropriate. open.spotify.com/track/5ao7Nu...

Propaganda that I will never fall for: Mayo is better than butter for toasting a grilled cheese

Hinge as an app has turned into a neverending stream of couples trying to use MY vagina to resuscitate their dead relationships and marriages by asking me to be their 3rd. Smh.

ima show this to SB fans every time they start whining to me. 😂😂😂