I need dopamine today. So here's some thirst traps.

I am a needy dog. Plz apply dicks to my face.

What is it about white boys who are learning Japanese and just...throwing Kanji at you when you mention anything Japanese? I do not speak or read the language. Calm down, Weeb-a-saurus rex.

Gross little cum goblin day dreams. Congratulations! You have been assigned to The Master's stable of cum bulls. Let's get you fitted with a chastity cage and acquainted with your new diet.

Does anyone else just grab their junk not for jerking off but to use as a hand warmer?

I am so fucking horny. UGH

Just cuz I got the results a few minutes ago. Negative STI and HIV results across the board. Know your status etc etc.

Have not gotten off in a few days and I am HUMPY DOG

Cute, with a nice dick AND smart? Help.

Retweeting because I liked this one.

Of COURSE its fukkin digipen.

Pupdate: I really like being a chew toy.* *The bite marks and bruises on my neck and shoulders will agree.

Floppy dog parts.

I'm watching videos about Pride events in various German towns and every pup in Leipzig is looking at this twink like he's a squirrel that just fell into a doggy daycare

Profile says: findom, better than you. And all the posts are about how perfect you are. Instant block.

Accurate.

fo- five. five shrews tall.

Home after big gay dog night. Got complimented for the little show DeadDog, Noodle and I gave in the play room. Got to see some creatures and meet some creatures. Good night.

that's rough, man

ACTUALLY going out this weekend to the Seapah social. Probably won't make it to the mosh as I have other plans that evening, but planning on the social with Spike.

I am in desperate need of dog time. D:

Get yours now!

Also: we carved punkins the other night. XD

No wonder the GOP is trying to fuck the ACA, it’s 14 years old

Despite the fact that I feel I would look horrible in it, I want to try latex. Love the way it looks and feels on other people. And there's...gear looks I have in my head that need a latex base.

Y'all heard em. Get after it.

Man very little annoys me more than someone who follows then unfollows once you follow them back. Fuck ooofffff

Ugh. I really need someone to cum on my face.

Thinkin about top ass. >.>

Yeah probably no seapah social or mosh for me this weekend. Y'all have fun.

So shine on. Shine on, Harvest Moon, up in the sky

I really wanna go out to seapah stuff next weekend but I also really do not want to go out by myself.

Man I am having an "I sure am ugly and gross" week and I do not like it.

@skotter.gay, read your goddamned telegram messages for fuck's sake. XD

Another person surprising me by expressing interest in me topping them.

Thinkin about sloppy seconds now. >.>

No one knows his true darkness

I get so sick of watching people's interest in me evaporate when they find out I can't participate in anal.

Bleh.

message him and say 'I'm a dad and don't understand what you're saying, can I suck your dick?'

Very cute local guy hit me up on Grindr. So I looked at his profile and immediately felt ancient. He's 25 and I have NO FUCKING CLUE what his profile is saying. Its all acronyms and slang and god Im ancient.

Touch-starved

Trying to decide if my mood crash today is post event brain bullshit or just regular brain bullshit.

Heades home from big gay dog camping. Good weekend. Participated in Noodle's first E-stim experience. Peed on a fursuiter. Connected with some old friends. Met some new. Happy dog.

I am having: not a great brain day.