Seems like Epstein’s financial value was as a clearinghouse for elite insider trading

What

Probably about thousand people at a short-notice anti-ICE march in 11 degree weather here in Philly. Pretty good!

We’re less than a week from Republicans on X renaming the Danish as “Freedom Pastries”. Within a month they’ll be a resolution to rename them in the House cafeteria

I fully support extending grace to Conservative public intellectuals who’ve seen the light. However I think if you’ve been that wrong for so long, they should be required to get a real job. No one’s owed that sinecure and there should be consequences for being bad at it!

If the Nobel peace prize itself can cause war, the committee should disband

🎵Come out La Migra goons In your stumbling platoons Tell your wives how you ate shit on ice for quotas Tell her how despite your guns all you ever did was run from the cold and frozen streets of Minnesota!🎵

Pop Warner ass game

No Kings Philadelphia

Ohtani my god! This has got to be the best game I’ve ever seen someone play. Still want the Brewers to come back though

What percentage of cover letters are written using AI? It’s got to be well over half at this point

Lmao let’s go Nats

If there’s a tie in the play-in game, neither team should advance. Put the Wizards in, they’re just as deserving

Keeping Verlander in the game this long is elder abuse

Harris may indeed have enough juice to run a good campaign and be a good President, but she needs to prove it. Becoming and being a very good Governor is her only path to ever getting another shot

Look, for over a year, one brave Cassandra was warning you that massive tariffs were coming and that they’d wreak havoc on the economy. But no one listened to Donald Trump.

They hate me because I’m too manly - Mark Zuckerberg, apparently

If you can’t afford the auto insurance premiums on a Ferrari, you can get a more sensible car. If you can’t afford your health insurance premiums, you can die. This is the critical distinction between health and property insurance and it’s concerning that people are being obtuse about it

If I ever see an AI here in Philly, me and the boys will pelt it with batteries

Chris Rodriguez has got to be the best 4th-string running back in the NFL

Jimmy Carter once stared at my mom in a Costco and she cried. This is a true story. RIP Sweet Prince

OK, I have a few historical quibbles with that Bob Dylan movie

Eagles are the better team, but Commanders are still doing everything they can to give it away

Every Washington Commanders subreddit/blog/podcast is fuming at Elon Musk for misrepresenting the RFK land transfer and killing the team moving back to DC. I expect the Republicans to discover how many otherwise apolitical groups are going to be furious when dishonest “budget” cuts hit close to home

President Musk - it’s time to mint the coin

Ruining everyone in Congress’ Christmas plans before demanding total obedience. Making the military go without pay for two months before firing the generals. It’s fun watching geniuses at work

Insanely good luck with the clock expiring on the missed field goal by DC

it’s depressing to realize that if you did the metroid gender reveal today it would cause riots of grown men

Chris Collinsworth congratulating Taylor Swift for the Eras tour (and noting that he attended a show and loved it) is the kind of A+ football commentary that Tom Brady could never replicate

I know it collapsed to insane infighting, but I wish there was a Women’s March equivalent for January 2025. Shows of force are more important than ever and there doesn’t seem to be that spirit of “resistance” this time. If there are organized protests I’ll show up

A system where CEOs fear for their lives won’t result in better/cheaper services for consumers. It means less transparency and higher prices to pay for military-grade private security for executives

Pissed that I have to become one of those guys who regularly calls my Senator to tell ask not to approve insane nominees because John Fetterman is a weird flake

America is about to learn a lot about John Curtis (R-UT)

Absolutely nuts that the Dependent Care FSA is only $5000. Tons the government could do to improve child care, but this is such low hanging fruit and it’s been the same since 1986

I appreciate the Broncos play calling with these passes. Very sportsmanlike to keep Vegas in the game for no reason

Muttering under my breath as tears roll down my face: “year one of a rebuild, year one of a rebuild, year one of a rebuild”

That Commanders game was an emotional roller coaster that ended in a fiery explosion

Lord of help me I’m ready to be hurt again (believing the Commanders)

Commanders in one of the ugliest games I’ve ever seen. What the hell are they doing???

Wizards leading the Celtics at halftime is my Emirates NBA Cup

In terms of value over replacement, Steve Mnuchin was the best cabinet secretary of my life

There should be a starter pack of people I went to high school with and followed on Twitter 15 years ago and completely forgot about except for the one time a year they’d tweet about professional wrestling

Would love to see Juan Soto go to the Nationals. It would be the like the Herschel Walker trade if Walker went back to Dallas two years later and also was good, and also not a raving lunatic

ESPN 2 commentators telling the “what’s a pirates favorite letter” joke during the VCU-Seton Hall game. Mid-major basketball is back baby

The culture here makes it possible. After Jan 6th I privately confronted Mace for lying about my story bc she too was terrified in her office. I said as another assault survivor you know how harmful what you did is. Why? She said “whatever you know it’s a game, just points on the board” Uhh no???

It’s very very good that political pressure can still work

This sucks. Pretty soon even mid-summer Sports Center will be solely about NBA trade rumors and Tom Brady’s minority stake in the Raiders

MLB should take August 3 off every year to solemnly commemorate Warren G Harding

What’s the over/under on when the Vegas-based Emirates NBA Cup actually plays games in the UAE? I say 3 years until there are regular season NBA games in Dubai

No one will care but I met Sarah McBride this summer and found her personable, caring, and dedicated to helping Delaware and vulnerable people. I’ve met a few congresspeople and know we’d be better off if more of them had the integrity and drive of Congresswoman McBride