Wait so if I wanted to play Overwatch 1, I need to boot up Overwatch 2 which is basically Overwatch 3 but is now called just Overwatch? Meh too confusing I’ll just boot up Battleborn instead

I hate AI for killing the em dash

Still mad Valve killed Campo Santo

I feel like the world completely changed once NyQuil stopped being a syrup and started coming in liquid form

It’s here. Can’t tell from the pic but the screens are creamy, saturated delicious goodness

Nelly Korda is such a boss

Happy to see Dahmen doing well

I just microwaved my bagel instead of toasting it, if that gives you any indication of how my morning went

she oh on my banana til I oh, banana (dk bananza still goated - best game on switch 2 still)

what kind of sicko am I for booting up ACNH again knowing I don’t like the game? but I have new things waiting for me, my brain tells me

The fact that I can spend hours getting my factory set up just just how I want in Arknights Endfield on my PS5 Pro (way more addictive than it should be), then check in later on my phone and pick up right where I left off… rules. Cross progression rocks.

Then I have to remember wtf i was doing in said game

this is so fucking cursed… there was a “Beast Games” ad on the back of the fortune in my fortune cookie

lest ye forget: oh, banana

I hate now you can’t trust anything on the internet. I mean you couldn’t before, but it’s just bots and AI content everywhere that you have to have skeptical glasses on when looking up ANYTHING

Cairn

Looks like Diablo x Noita

mixing collagen and electrolyte powder like I’m trying to craft a Minor Elixir of Hydration (+5 Joint Stability, +5 Stamina)

I want to read more. I need to read more. I just can’t bring myself to when much lower-hanging, more instantly rewarding fruit sits in front of me. In a world where variable-ratio dopamine beats effort-based, eudaimonic reward, we train ourselves out of depth, patience, and sustained meaning.

That’s what I’m saying. Sooooo sexy

crazy how adding cross progression to your game instantly makes me want to play it more

Dispatch is censored on Switch? Nintendo wtf

Went back to the Cozy Cafe to complain because they overcharged me for my latte and the anthropomorphic deer behind the counter straight up died

"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption

add me in Arknights Endfield: 6476914382

weeb factorio is my crack (this is an arknights endfield skeet)

the Steam Machine will finally allow me (us?) to play all these local coop games that I've collected through bundles and sales through the years but I wouldn't dream of playing at my computer desk. that's the idea anyways. then next step would be convincing my wife to play with me lol

Game has Little Alex Horn and Ben Starr in it? I'm absolutely in for this.

all games should have right click to go back one menu as a standard

buying Hitman World of Assassination is still so confusing to me re: cross progression being added soon

finding shit with low sugar and no artificial sweeteners in it is a job in itself, holee

Thank goodness school is back. For me AND them

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

highguard? I prefer low blows

a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)

arknights

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Very proud of you & your citizens. We are watching! #ICE OUT NOW!

I haven’t played it yet but I’m willing to bet that Highguard isn’t as bad as it’s getting all the shit for

HE'S DOING THE THING

Switch 2 lite better bring back street pass

A-tier

Battleborn died so Highguard could also die

Is Civ 6 the best Civ? 7 didn’t do it for me

the snow has begun

At least we don’t have to wait a year for PS5

It’s Strand game, actually

Oh Arknights Endfield is sick actually