#CFC I am being completely sincere

LMFAO AT RODRI GLARING AT TRUMP WAITING FOR HIM TO GET OFF THE STAGE LOLOLOLOL

Cabo Verde are the only team Spain didn't beat at the 2026 World Cup

awful fucking final made worse by shit officiating. should've been 3-0 spain.

FUCK ARGENTINA VAMOS ESPANA

the Trump sports curse lives: in this case cursing us to an incredibly frustrating zero-zero game of Argentinian haramball

banger tbh

i have never had a good experience getting my car fixed

thought turning 30 would be an achievement when i hit it later this year guess i have another speedbump to cross

car dealers and body shops also get jail when this is all over

vamos espana

England *have* to beat Argentina now. No excuses.

most important lesson you can learn before 30 is that some of your "friends" are actually just shitty people, and getting them out of your life is gonna suck, but it's for the best. do yourself a favor and stop comparing yourself to them though. don't make the same mistake i did.

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how the fucking fuck was i supposed to fucking know that portland fucking hearts was a fucking soccer team in fucking maine? you think given the context of that conversation the confusion is understandable, but no. go fuck yourselves and your fucking pay to win double standards.

Pretty sure a "literary agent" is trying to scam me. We've been going back and forth for hours. The "this is fake and fuck you" dagger coming quickly...

clearly the only way Winstanley, Stewart, Jewell, Shields and co. can orgasm is by transferring players to direct rivals. i mean, that's the only thing that explains them doing it every season. it's the only way they can experience the bliss of penile ejaculation. obviously! fuck blueco. #CFC

WE WERE HAVING A GREAT TOURNAMENT UNTIL TRUMP GOT INVOLVED

It's bad enough that there's a far-right party with no corresponding meaningfully left party, if we're going to have an ideologically pro-rape party the other one absolutely has to be ideologically zero-tolerance

It's Platnover. I agree with his message. That's worth being honest about. It's frustrating and heartbreaking; but if you read the piece, he committed sexual assault. At worst, rape. Blackout? okay. But the pain we as addicts cause is real, even and especially when we don't mean it. Time to go.

wat

mexico wasn't ready for prime tucheliban i suppose

*ahem* iahgoiwhzoipaokpoakw

that wasn't in the script jude!

I don't know if Joao Pedro, Estevao, and Andrey Santos would've helped this Brazil side, but it wouldn't have hurt. Another terrible tournament for the selecao. Shambolic. #CFC

the agony and the ecstasy of football. easily one of the best soccer games i've watched in a long time. Cabo Verde, take a bow. Amor e forca.

🥵 DC hotter than 99% of all observations in the country with the last reading of 102. www.capitalweather.com/weather-now/

I mean this completely sincerely, sometimes a soccer team needs to get put through the wringer and suffer to prove what they're worth. I've never seen a US men's team suffer and keep focus and mentality like this. Lucky for sure. But hopefully the worst of US mens soccer is behind us.

if Paraguay can beat Germany, Cabo Verde can beat Argentina. BELIEVE.

today i feel paraguayan

I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that

there is a special extra hot corner of hell where if there is any justice across the planes of reality, blueco will burn #CFC

The World Cup is amazing because everyone aside from actual Saudis was hiding behind the couch hoping Cabo Verde would hold on. Which they fucking did of course, because they're the GOATs.

CAPE FUCKING VERDE

Chevalier has won it. Just a matter of margin. Another political earthquake in a major US city.

also Hasan

... zohran may have the sauce

The left wing is getting absolutely annihilated in Prince George's County dem primaries so far. The church auntie base of the Democratic Party still owns the finish line.

Maryland's primary results are going to be a little disappointing for the left wing...

Gotta say, loving how the African teams are standing up and performing well this world cup. Except Senegal. Whats wrong with Senegal chat

those Harry Kane "vive en un country" edits are gonna be brutal

the Uruguay national team every world cup seems to try to make themselves as unlikeable as possible. it's astonishing.

for those who care, Curacao Goalkeeper Eloy Room was at 480,000 followers five minutes ago. he's already got 50,000 more. Brazilians, eh?

Ecuador v Curacao was certainly a game of soccer.

rfk poem challenge: The apparition of his face on the screen, why can't it end like the other kennedys.

putain merde scoreline is cruel to the rightful AFCON champions. fuck me. france can just turn it on whenever they like. why does deschamps have them play so ugly? Jackson and Joao Pedro in a 352...👀 #CFC