Suzanne Craig-Whytock
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock. Humour blogger, author, publisher. She/her.
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If you like my weekly humour posts, youāll love my award-winning full length collection!
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What Any Normal Person Would Do
What Any Normal Person Would Do [Craig-Whytock, Suzanne] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. What Any Normal Person Would Do
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about 1 year ago
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A Thousand Shades of Green
3 days ago
I am thrilled to see submissions coming in! Thank you to all who submitted on our first ever open submission day! Submissions will be open until midnight on Saturday 7, March, so get your poems in! I can't wait to start reading!
athousandshadesofgreen.com/submissions/
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Trent Lewin
3 days ago
Free to read on the New Ohio Reviewās website, this story won the fiction contest last year. No magic. No cosmic stuff. Just our world and what we do in it. Iām proud of this one:
newohioreview.org/2026/02/21/g...
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Ghee
By Trent Lewin Heated ghee crackles in a pan. Smell of soft fat circulates through the kitchen. Upstairs, Bakshi opens the window and smokes. Across the street, an ice cream van sits in a driveway,ā¦
https://newohioreview.org/2026/02/21/ghee/?fbclid=IwZnRzaAQVA1hleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeHPJ357aBgb0YIIpBJMkZ_v75v8dN-CyGUtCsJOpoAZb08XqZY7VJe5fC9bc_aem_8tvBaQQ7qhcM3swpVuZw2w#more-39786
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A Thousand Shades of Green
13 days ago
I can't deny being Super Excited about today's Sunday Poetry Series poem! It is my honour to share, "Defying Gravity", from
@mydangblog.bsky.social
forthcoming novel, "Nomads of the Modern Wasteland". Suzanne, you never fail to blow my mind with the range and genius of your writing!
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A Thousand Shades of Green
12 days ago
We have a handful of Sundays left in our new Sunday Poetry Series, which will see us to the end of the year, so we are going to open a very short submission window next week. If you are interested, find a poem you would love to have shared and keep your eyes on our page for more info.
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Foster Trecost
12 days ago
A few months have passed, but one of my very short fictions was published at Dark Winter Magazine. If you give it a look, thanks.
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Thank you to the amazing
@shadesofgreen.bsky.social
for featuring my work!
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13 days ago
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Lawrence Moore
23 days ago
Hereās āPatchwork Coatā from my new poetry collection āThis Joyful Interludeā, out now āØ Book links (or pm me for a signed copy) UK
amazon.co.uk/dp/1068432330
US
amazon.com/dp/1068432330
CA
amazon.ca/dp/1068432330
FR
amazon.fr/dp/1068432330
DE
amazon.de/dp/1068432330
#poem
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A Thousand Shades of Green
about 1 month ago
I will be contacting writers in the coming weeks with invitations to participate in our new poetry series, but today I am going to kick things off with a a poem of my own from
@thebrokenspine.co.uk
slimline anthology Rites and Trials. My thanks to
@alanparrywriter.co.uk
for including my work!
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A Thousand Shades of Green
about 1 month ago
A Thousand Shades of Green is thrilled to present our new Sunday Poetry Series. A new poem from a different writer posted every Sunday across various social media platforms. We do plan on reviving the podcast at some point this year, but in the meantime, the sharing of poetry must go on!
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Jane's Studio
about 2 months ago
I am excited to share the cover of Samantha Terrell's forthcoming poetry collection, 'For, On Or After.' In this lovely book, Samantha reflects on memory, art and self-awareness. She considers where our stories overlap, exploring inheritance, loss, joy, and everyday moments that quietly shape us.
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Canine comedy. My latest humour post is a little throwback!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/12/21/a...
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A Canine Comedy
Hereās a little throwback to the time I watched the National Dog Show with our last Labrador, Titus. He was an incredible dog and I still miss him, even though Atlas is awesome too. Titus andā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/12/21/a-canine-comedy/
3 months ago
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Jane's Studio
3 months ago
Very happy to share my cover design for Engineering Geomorphology by Gareth J. Hearn, published by Whittles, an imprint of
@portopress.bsky.social
An exacting project with only 75 revisions... engineered to be precise, rigorous, and rock-solid.š§šProof that precision applies to book covers too!š
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Just monkeying around! Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/12/14/m...
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Monkey Business
I got an early Christmas present this year by way of an acceptance for my novella, Nomads of the Modern Wasteland by Running Wild Press, which was awesome. Almost as awesome as having a monkey butlā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/12/14/monkey-business/
3 months ago
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The prize for most weird Christmas carol definitely goes to this one! Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/12/07/g...
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Good King Wences-What?
It all started earlier in the week when Ken and I were at a local holiday banquet. Ken was tasked with creating a āfunā trivia quiz, and I wasnāt allowed to know anything about it so that I wouldnāā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/12/07/good-king-wences-what/
3 months ago
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Get my latest novel, the dual timeline gothic mystery Charybdis, at a great price!
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3 months ago
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Just an old horāthatās me. Horologist, that is! Hereās my latest humour post!
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Horing Around
Itās officialāI am a hor. And no, thatās not a spelling error, and no, I didnāt hit my 60th birthday and decide to use my feminine wiles on an unsuspecting and soon-to-be apā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/30/horing-around/
3 months ago
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Jane's Studio
3 months ago
Catch the
#Kindle
countdown deal on Charybdis by
@mydangblog.bsky.social
running from 12/02/25 - don't miss it!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1MD9ZZ
#gothic
#horror
#mystery
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James M Fisher
3 months ago
New from
@mydangblog.bsky.social
and DarkWinter Literary Magazine. Good reading for a cold & dark late November's eve.
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Latte, love, and loss in this bittersweet story Sister Barista by Chris Cottom now up on DarkWinter Lit!
www.darkwinterlit.com/post/sister-...
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Sister Barista by Chris Cottom
The booking is for the honeymoon suite but she arrives alone, signs the register as Annaliese MĆ¼ller [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/sister-barista-by-chris-cottom
3 months ago
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Incredible social commentary in this new piece Bunny v. Beethoven by Rick Kast now up on DarkWinter Lit!
www.darkwinterlit.com/post/bunny-v...
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Bunny v. Beethoven by Rick Kast
The lights go on and a man in a sky-blue sports jacket and black pants comes out onto the stage holding a microphone. He waits for extensive applause[...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/bunny-v-beethoven-by-rick-kast
3 months ago
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"Black notes on a staff of sky" Two new provocatively evocative poems Crow Song and Derelict and Glad of It by William Doreski now up on DarkWinter Lit!
www.darkwinterlit.com/post/crow-so...
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Crow Song; Derelict and Glad of It by William Doreski
Black notes on a staff of sky, crows revive fragments of hymns believers have long forgotten. [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/crow-song-derelict-and-glad-of-it-by-william-doreski
3 months ago
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Jane's Studio
3 months ago
@mydangblog.bsky.social
blurs reality and fantasy as you wander echoing manor houses, deep forests, hidden rooms, antique marketsā¦ and maybe even cross paths with Mr. Death himself. ā ļøāØ š Grab your 99Ā¢ copy now and dive into the dark.
#HorrorCommunity
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Turning 60 is fun! Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/23/6...
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60 Is the New Something
So, I turned 60 this past week. It was not a particularly momentous day, as the family had thrown me a party on the Saturday before, and it was wonderful. But on my actual birthday, which was Tuesdā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/23/60-is-the-new-something/
3 months ago
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Get your copy of my latest short story collection at a great price!
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3 months ago
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The nerves of it all! Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/16/v...
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Voluntary Anxiety
I donāt know if you, like me, suffer from social anxiety and if yours, like mine, has gotten worse as youāve gotten older. Things that I used to do without much stress are now sometimes quite dauntā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/16/voluntary-anxiety/
4 months ago
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Epistemic Literary- Read Issue 7: Integrity now!
4 months ago
This one from
@zaryfekete.bsky.social
in
@darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social
ā it hurts, so beware.
#EpistemicLitFamily
www.darkwinterlit.com/post/half-an...
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Half An Hour by Zary Fekete
The sky was hazy. The sun shown straight down from above, piercing through the upper sky until it fairly burned [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/half-an-hour-by-zary-fekete
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This is a drill! This is only a drill! Hereās my latest humour post!
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Marathon Woman
A couple of weeks ago, I was at the dentist. I got a clean bill of health, as well as a few good show recommendations from my hygienist, the lovely Harmony (Unknown Number: The High School Catfish ā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/09/marathon-woman/
4 months ago
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Lawrence Moore
4 months ago
Hereās āBrave Little Bricksā from my new poetry collection āThis Joyful Interludeā, out November 19th First published by Dreich Ebook pre-order available via the links below! (or pm me for a print copy) UK
amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FWKQBX77
US
amazon.com/dp/B0FWKQBX77
CA
amazon.ca/dp/B0FWKQBX77
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Ways to grin and bear it. Powerful new poetry Real Life and For The Rest Of My Days by Jeffrey Zable now up on DarkWinter Lit!
www.darkwinterlit.com/post/real-li...
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Real Life; For The Rest Of My Days by Jeffrey Zable
If Iād known that human life was going to be this bleak, I would have brought an umbrella. I would have purchased an extra toothbrush and the newest edition of āPollyanna.ā [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/real-life-for-the-rest-of-my-days-by-jeffrey-zable
4 months ago
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Fulfilling destiny in ways you can't imagine. Chilling new story Ripples of June by Cecilia Kennedy now up on DarkWinter Lit!
www.darkwinterlit.com/post/ripples...
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Ripples of June by Cecilia Kennedy
The red berries in the backyard were too tempting not to eat. So, I told June, my friend next door, that they were magical. [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/ripples-of-june-by-cecilia-kennedy
4 months ago
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Getting ghosted by Jeff. My latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/02/c...
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Calling Jeff Goldblum
My car, the Chevy Sonic Turbo, recently turned 12 years old. Iāve had it for 10 years myself, and together weāve enjoyed a decade of driving. I love my car, but the one thing that drives me crazy, ā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/02/calling-jeff-goldblum/
4 months ago
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Lawrence Moore
4 months ago
This Joyful Interlude is starting to find new homes, this time with
@thewombwellrainbow.bsky.social
ā¤ļø If you would like to purchase a signed copy before the book is released on Amazon, drop me a message! š
#poems
#poetry
#books
#booklovers
#poetofbluesky
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Fall colours, boots, and muppetsāwhat DONāT I talk about this week? Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/26/a...
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All The Colours; Nice Boots
As you may remember, Ken and I recently took a trip out East. What was the purpose of the trip, you ask? To see the colours, of course. Iām not sure if people in other countries do this, but in Canā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/26/all-the-colours-nice-boots/
4 months ago
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Lawrence Moore
5 months ago
I'm absolutely delighted that three poems from my upcoming poetry collection This Joyful Interlude have been nominated for the Pushcart Prize š Thank you so much
@janes-studio.bsky.social
! ā¤ļø
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Jane's Studio
5 months ago
I'm so excited to share my final Pushcart Prize nomination - Lawrence Moore! His collection 'This Joyful Interlude' is now available for preorder and it's absolutely beautiful! Please check it out! š«š
#PushcartPrize
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It's her birthday, crabby! Fun new story Maddie by Grey Traynor now up on DarkWinter Lit!
www.darkwinterlit.com/post/maddie-...
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Maddie by Grey Traynor
Maddie liked to chew her hair yet no one liked to watch her do it. Feels right, sheād think to herself before blurting it out loud [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/maddie-by-grey-traynor
5 months ago
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Awesome to see Grace Before The Fall by DarkWinter author Geri Lipschultz
@alicebluegown.bsky.social
on the MER Literary Bookshelf!
merliterary.com/2025/10/14/m...
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MER Bookshelf - October, 2025 - MER - Mom Egg Review
Curated by Melissa Joplin Higley Ā Upcoming, new, and noted books (listed in order of date of publication). Geri Lipschultz, Grace Before the Fall, DarkWinter Press, August 2025, literary fiction (nov...
https://merliterary.com/2025/10/14/mer-bookshelf-october-2025/
5 months ago
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An exciting announcement for those who havenāt seen it yet, and an exploration of the adulation you find in your spam folder! Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/19/p...
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Pushing The Cart; Thank You For Your Kind Comment
First of all, Iād like to take a moment to thank my wonderful publisher Jane Cornwell of Janeās Studio Press for nominating me for a Pushcart Prize for my short story āMr. Death Cā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/19/pushing-the-cart-thank-you-for-your-kind-comment/
5 months ago
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Road trip conversations are the best. Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/12/i...
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Itās All Good
This past week, Ken and I went out to the East coast of Canada. Travelling within your own country is greatāno worries about currency exchanges, border security, or paying exorbitant amounts for ceā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/12/its-all-good/
5 months ago
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Congratulations!!
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5 months ago
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Jane's Studio
5 months ago
āØ COVER REVEAL āØ We're thrilled to share the cover of This Joyful Interlude, the full poetry collection by Lawrence Moore
@lawrencemoore.bsky.social
A rhythmical, hopeful journey through memory, nature, and the quiet magic of being human. šļø šæš«
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Waiting for the other shoe to drop. Two brilliant new poems Charles Bukowski as an Old Shoe and What is bottled up by Mary Anne Griffiths now up on DarkWinter Lit!
www.darkwinterlit.com/post/charles...
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Charles Bukowski as an Old Shoe; What is bottled up by Mary Anne Griffiths
On the side of the road an old shoe useless on its own, except for throwing. Whereād you stagger half-assed drunk in dives [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/charles-bukowski-as-an-old-shoe-what-is-bottled-up-by-mary-anne-griffiths
5 months ago
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I just hope I don't rust. Here's my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/05/h...
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Heavy Metal
For the last year at least, Iāve had a swollen sternoclavicular joint, and if you donāt know what that is, itās the joint at the end of your collarbone in the middle of your chestā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/05/heavy-metal/
5 months ago
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Lawrence Moore
5 months ago
Here's 'Morningtime' from my poetry collection 'The Breadcrumb Trail'š§ Breadcrumb Trail links (or you can pm me for a signed copy): UK
amazon.co.uk/dp/B0D6DNXHG4
US
amazon.com/dp/B0D6DNXHG4
DE
amazon.de/dp/B0D6DNXHG4
CA
amazon.ca/dp/B0D6DNXHG4
AU
amazon.com.au/dp/B0D6DNXHG4
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Never gonna give you upā¦hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/28/v...
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Villainous Notions
Last week, I bought a footstool. It was dark cheap wood and had dark tapestry fabric on the top, but the lid lifted for storage and it was only 5 bucks, so I got to thinking that I would paint the ā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/28/villainous-notions/
5 months ago
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Smorgasbord Blog features my latest novel Charybdis and I analyze some strange ads. Hereās my latest humour post!
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Getting Freaked-y With It
Before I begin, Iād just like to say a huge thank you to Sally Georgina Cronin of Smorgasbord Blog Magazine for featuring my latest novel Charybdis and one of the excellent reviews itāsā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/21/getting-freaked-y-with-it/
6 months ago
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All keyed up for another funny story? Here you go! My latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/14/t...
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The Keys To Happiness
(Hereās a little throwback from a several years ago): A few days ago, I was in the kitchen and I happened to look up at the really cute key holder on the wall that Iād made out of an old breadboardā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/14/the-keys-to-happiness/
6 months ago
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A huge thank you
@shadesofgreen.bsky.social
and then the usual weirdness. Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/07/m...
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Make Alignments Great Again
Before I start, Iād like to just express my eternal and deeply felt gratitude to the wonderful Susan Richardson of Flowering Inkās Stories from the Edge of Blindness, and most importantā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/07/make-alignments-great-again/
6 months ago
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Iām incredibly grateful to the fabulous
@shadesofgreen.bsky.social
for featuring my work this season! Every episode, hearing you read my stories so brilliantly, was a blast for me too!
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How could I have missed this? Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/08/31/b...
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Breaking The Mold
Every time I look at my list of posts on Wordpress, I see one in my drafts folder called Blow Molds. I remember writing itāKen remembers reading it after I initially wrote it, and it never even occā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/08/31/blowing-the-mold/
6 months ago
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