Suzanne Craig-Whytock
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Suzanne Craig-Whytock. Humour blogger, author, publisher. She/her.
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If you like my weekly humour posts, youāll love my award-winning full length collection!
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What Any Normal Person Would Do
What Any Normal Person Would Do [Craig-Whytock, Suzanne] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. What Any Normal Person Would Do
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Get my latest novel, the dual timeline gothic mystery Charybdis, at a great price!
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about 3 hours ago
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Just an old horāthatās me. Horologist, that is! Hereās my latest humour post!
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Horing Around
Itās officialāI am a hor. And no, thatās not a spelling error, and no, I didnāt hit my 60th birthday and decide to use my feminine wiles on an unsuspecting and soon-to-be apā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/30/horing-around/
1 day ago
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Jane's Studio
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Catch the
#Kindle
countdown deal on Charybdis by
@mydangblog.bsky.social
running from 12/02/25 - don't miss it!
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#horror
#mystery
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New from
@mydangblog.bsky.social
and DarkWinter Literary Magazine. Good reading for a cold & dark late November's eve.
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Latte, love, and loss in this bittersweet story Sister Barista by Chris Cottom now up on DarkWinter Lit!
www.darkwinterlit.com/post/sister-...
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Sister Barista by Chris Cottom
The booking is for the honeymoon suite but she arrives alone, signs the register as Annaliese Müller [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/sister-barista-by-chris-cottom
4 days ago
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Incredible social commentary in this new piece Bunny v. Beethoven by Rick Kast now up on DarkWinter Lit!
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Bunny v. Beethoven by Rick Kast
The lights go on and a man in a sky-blue sports jacket and black pants comes out onto the stage holding a microphone. He waits for extensive applause[...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/bunny-v-beethoven-by-rick-kast
8 days ago
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"Black notes on a staff of sky" Two new provocatively evocative poems Crow Song and Derelict and Glad of It by William Doreski now up on DarkWinter Lit!
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Crow Song; Derelict and Glad of It by William Doreski
Black notes on a staff of sky, crows revive fragments of hymns believers have long forgotten. [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/crow-song-derelict-and-glad-of-it-by-william-doreski
8 days ago
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@mydangblog.bsky.social
blurs reality and fantasy as you wander echoing manor houses, deep forests, hidden rooms, antique markets⦠and maybe even cross paths with Mr. Death himself. ā ļøāØ š Grab your 99Ā¢ copy now and dive into the dark.
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Turning 60 is fun! Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/23/6...
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60 Is the New Something
So, I turned 60 this past week. It was not a particularly momentous day, as the family had thrown me a party on the Saturday before, and it was wonderful. But on my actual birthday, which was Tuesdā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/23/60-is-the-new-something/
8 days ago
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Get your copy of my latest short story collection at a great price!
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8 days ago
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The nerves of it all! Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/16/v...
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Voluntary Anxiety
I donāt know if you, like me, suffer from social anxiety and if yours, like mine, has gotten worse as youāve gotten older. Things that I used to do without much stress are now sometimes quite dauntā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/16/voluntary-anxiety/
15 days ago
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Epistemic Literary- Read Issue 7: Integrity now!
17 days ago
This one from
@zaryfekete.bsky.social
in
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ā it hurts, so beware.
#EpistemicLitFamily
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Half An Hour by Zary Fekete
The sky was hazy. The sun shown straight down from above, piercing through the upper sky until it fairly burned [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/half-an-hour-by-zary-fekete
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This is a drill! This is only a drill! Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/09/m...
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Marathon Woman
A couple of weeks ago, I was at the dentist. I got a clean bill of health, as well as a few good show recommendations from my hygienist, the lovely Harmony (Unknown Number: The High School Catfish ā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/09/marathon-woman/
22 days ago
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Lawrence Moore
26 days ago
Hereās āBrave Little Bricksā from my new poetry collection āThis Joyful Interludeā, out November 19th First published by Dreich Ebook pre-order available via the links below! (or pm me for a print copy) UK
amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FWKQBX77
US
amazon.com/dp/B0FWKQBX77
CA
amazon.ca/dp/B0FWKQBX77
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Ways to grin and bear it. Powerful new poetry Real Life and For The Rest Of My Days by Jeffrey Zable now up on DarkWinter Lit!
www.darkwinterlit.com/post/real-li...
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Real Life; For The Rest Of My Days by Jeffrey Zable
If Iād known that human life was going to be this bleak, I would have brought an umbrella. I would have purchased an extra toothbrush and the newest edition of āPollyanna.ā [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/real-life-for-the-rest-of-my-days-by-jeffrey-zable
28 days ago
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Fulfilling destiny in ways you can't imagine. Chilling new story Ripples of June by Cecilia Kennedy now up on DarkWinter Lit!
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Ripples of June by Cecilia Kennedy
The red berries in the backyard were too tempting not to eat. So, I told June, my friend next door, that they were magical. [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/ripples-of-june-by-cecilia-kennedy
28 days ago
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Getting ghosted by Jeff. My latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/02/c...
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Calling Jeff Goldblum
My car, the Chevy Sonic Turbo, recently turned 12 years old. Iāve had it for 10 years myself, and together weāve enjoyed a decade of driving. I love my car, but the one thing that drives me crazy, ā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/11/02/calling-jeff-goldblum/
29 days ago
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Lawrence Moore
about 1 month ago
This Joyful Interlude is starting to find new homes, this time with
@thewombwellrainbow.bsky.social
ā¤ļø If you would like to purchase a signed copy before the book is released on Amazon, drop me a message! š
#poems
#poetry
#books
#booklovers
#poetofbluesky
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Fall colours, boots, and muppetsāwhat DONāT I talk about this week? Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/26/a...
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All The Colours; Nice Boots
As you may remember, Ken and I recently took a trip out East. What was the purpose of the trip, you ask? To see the colours, of course. Iām not sure if people in other countries do this, but in Canā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/26/all-the-colours-nice-boots/
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
I'm absolutely delighted that three poems from my upcoming poetry collection This Joyful Interlude have been nominated for the Pushcart Prize š Thank you so much
@janes-studio.bsky.social
! ā¤ļø
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#poetsobluesky
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I'm so excited to share my final Pushcart Prize nomination - Lawrence Moore! His collection 'This Joyful Interlude' is now available for preorder and it's absolutely beautiful! Please check it out! š«š
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It's her birthday, crabby! Fun new story Maddie by Grey Traynor now up on DarkWinter Lit!
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Maddie by Grey Traynor
Maddie liked to chew her hair yet no one liked to watch her do it. Feels right, sheād think to herself before blurting it out loud [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/maddie-by-grey-traynor
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Awesome to see Grace Before The Fall by DarkWinter author Geri Lipschultz
@alicebluegown.bsky.social
on the MER Literary Bookshelf!
merliterary.com/2025/10/14/m...
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MER Bookshelf - October, 2025 - MER - Mom Egg Review
Curated by Melissa Joplin Higley Ā Upcoming, new, and noted books (listed in order of date of publication). Geri Lipschultz, Grace Before the Fall, DarkWinter Press, August 2025, literary fiction (nov...
https://merliterary.com/2025/10/14/mer-bookshelf-october-2025/
about 1 month ago
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An exciting announcement for those who havenāt seen it yet, and an exploration of the adulation you find in your spam folder! Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/19/p...
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Pushing The Cart; Thank You For Your Kind Comment
First of all, Iād like to take a moment to thank my wonderful publisher Jane Cornwell of Janeās Studio Press for nominating me for a Pushcart Prize for my short story āMr. Death Cā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/19/pushing-the-cart-thank-you-for-your-kind-comment/
about 1 month ago
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Road trip conversations are the best. Hereās my latest humour post!
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Itās All Good
This past week, Ken and I went out to the East coast of Canada. Travelling within your own country is greatāno worries about currency exchanges, border security, or paying exorbitant amounts for ceā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/12/its-all-good/
about 2 months ago
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Congratulations!!
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
⨠COVER REVEAL ⨠We're thrilled to share the cover of This Joyful Interlude, the full poetry collection by Lawrence Moore
@lawrencemoore.bsky.social
A rhythmical, hopeful journey through memory, nature, and the quiet magic of being human. šļø šæš«
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Waiting for the other shoe to drop. Two brilliant new poems Charles Bukowski as an Old Shoe and What is bottled up by Mary Anne Griffiths now up on DarkWinter Lit!
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Charles Bukowski as an Old Shoe; What is bottled up by Mary Anne Griffiths
On the side of the road an old shoe useless on its own, except for throwing. Whereād you stagger half-assed drunk in dives [...]
https://www.darkwinterlit.com/post/charles-bukowski-as-an-old-shoe-what-is-bottled-up-by-mary-anne-griffiths
about 2 months ago
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I just hope I don't rust. Here's my latest humour post!
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Heavy Metal
For the last year at least, Iāve had a swollen sternoclavicular joint, and if you donāt know what that is, itās the joint at the end of your collarbone in the middle of your chestā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/10/05/heavy-metal/
about 2 months ago
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Lawrence Moore
2 months ago
Here's 'Morningtime' from my poetry collection 'The Breadcrumb Trail'š§ Breadcrumb Trail links (or you can pm me for a signed copy): UK
amazon.co.uk/dp/B0D6DNXHG4
US
amazon.com/dp/B0D6DNXHG4
DE
amazon.de/dp/B0D6DNXHG4
CA
amazon.ca/dp/B0D6DNXHG4
AU
amazon.com.au/dp/B0D6DNXHG4
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Never gonna give you upā¦hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/28/v...
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Villainous Notions
Last week, I bought a footstool. It was dark cheap wood and had dark tapestry fabric on the top, but the lid lifted for storage and it was only 5 bucks, so I got to thinking that I would paint the ā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/28/villainous-notions/
2 months ago
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Smorgasbord Blog features my latest novel Charybdis and I analyze some strange ads. Hereās my latest humour post!
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Getting Freaked-y With It
Before I begin, Iād just like to say a huge thank you to Sally Georgina Cronin of Smorgasbord Blog Magazine for featuring my latest novel Charybdis and one of the excellent reviews itāsā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/21/getting-freaked-y-with-it/
2 months ago
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All keyed up for another funny story? Here you go! My latest humour post!
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The Keys To Happiness
(Hereās a little throwback from a several years ago): A few days ago, I was in the kitchen and I happened to look up at the really cute key holder on the wall that Iād made out of an old breadboardā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/14/the-keys-to-happiness/
3 months ago
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A huge thank you
@shadesofgreen.bsky.social
and then the usual weirdness. Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/07/m...
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Make Alignments Great Again
Before I start, Iād like to just express my eternal and deeply felt gratitude to the wonderful Susan Richardson of Flowering Inkās Stories from the Edge of Blindness, and most importantā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/09/07/make-alignments-great-again/
3 months ago
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Iām incredibly grateful to the fabulous
@shadesofgreen.bsky.social
for featuring my work this season! Every episode, hearing you read my stories so brilliantly, was a blast for me too!
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3 months ago
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How could I have missed this? Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/08/31/b...
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Breaking The Mold
Every time I look at my list of posts on Wordpress, I see one in my drafts folder called Blow Molds. I remember writing itāKen remembers reading it after I initially wrote it, and it never even occā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/08/31/blowing-the-mold/
3 months ago
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A Thousand Shades of Green (on hiatus for a while)
3 months ago
It's Storytelling Saturday and our newest episode of Story Sessions is now live! Join me for the penultimate episode of our first season, featuring "Dark Nocturnes", the incredible collection of from
@mydangblog.bsky.social
storysessions.podbean.com/e/no-strings...
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I heard Bluesky accounts are getting suspended for criticizing JK Rowling so letās find out. JK Rowling aka Jake Hay is a hateful old cow who should spend her time and money doing something other than spewing vitriol at people who are simply trying to live their best life. Get a better hobby, Jake.
3 months ago
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If youāve met me, you know itās trueš Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/08/24/i...
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I Am A Delight
As you may or may not know, Iāve been hosting a radio show once a month since March-ish. And while I love the idea of being a radio host, you also may remember that I find it extremely stressful. Tā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/08/24/i-am-a-delight/
3 months ago
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Spooky transformations this week on
@shadesofgreen.bsky.social
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A Thousand Shades of Green (on hiatus for a while)
3 months ago
Join me this Saturday for the first of our final 3 episodes of Season 1 of Story Sessions, featuring fabulous fiction from "Dark Nocturnes", the amazing collection by
@mydangblog.bsky.social
, published by
@janecornwell.bsky.social
Find us on your preferred podcast platform!
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A Thousand Shades of Green (on hiatus for a while)
4 months ago
Carve out some time and let me tell you a story! The newest episode of Story Sessions is live! And, please share, because every time you do, you are supporting an incredible indie writer and publisher!
@mydangblog.bsky.social
@janecornwell.bsky.social
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Itās only fair! Hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/08/17/i...
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I Just Want What Iām Owed; Book Advice
Whenever I go anywhere, I like to take back country roads. But the more I do, the more thereās something Iāve noticed, something Iāve become painfully, jealously aware of: Me: I want to move to theā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/08/17/i-just-want-what-im-owed-book-advice/
4 months ago
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A Thousand Shades of Green (on hiatus for a while)
4 months ago
If you have read my book, "Smatterings of Cerulean" poems by me and photos by
@kenwhytock.bsky.social
published by
@darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social
, and you have a minute to leave a little review, I would really appreciate it! You can also message me for a signed copy.
www.amazon.ie/Smatterings-...
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Smatterings of Cerulean : Whytock, Ken, Richardson, Susan: Amazon.ie: Books
Smatterings of Cerulean : Whytock, Ken, Richardson, Susan: Amazon.ie: Books
https://www.amazon.ie/Smatterings-Cerulean-Ken-Whytock/dp/1998441229/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_2?crid=2EQSFFKOV55K&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.he4TyE8zvU89Z2QM5fQTneZEFy-BDEeojE2IL-1kobzGjHj071QN20LucGBJIEps.vSlM5GQFxkuLJElGyabrjxm2ZjuVppuw0Yop9MIG6Cw&dib_tag=se&keywords=smarterings+of+cerulean&qid=1755336330&sprefix=smatterings+of+cerulean%2Caps%2C67&sr=8-2-fkmr1
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Another excellent reading by
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4 months ago
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As an author and owner of DarkWinter Press, I often get asked what comes after the initial thrill of a bookās release. Hereās a fun little article I wrote about things you can do once your first book gets published to keep the momentum going!
booksbywomen.org/so-your-firs...
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https://booksbywomen.org/so-your-first-novel-just-got-published-now-what/
4 months ago
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A Thousand Shades of Green (on hiatus for a while)
4 months ago
It is a joy to
#LiftToTheSky
, the amazing
@mydangblog.bsky.social
who brings the big wonderful laughter with her her weekly humor blog
educationalmentorship.com
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Come for the laughs, stay for the lunacy
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Thank you, youāre so wonderful!!
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4 months ago
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And now for something completely differentā¦hereās my latest humour post!
educationalmentorship.com/2025/08/10/n...
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No One Expectsā¦
And if you finished the title of this post with ā¦The Spanish Inquisition! then you know I wrote this for you. Itās been a slow week, so hereās a Monty Python flashback⦠A coā¦
https://educationalmentorship.com/2025/08/10/no-one-expects/
4 months ago
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The stories in this section are based on my experiences in a very interesting antique market! Thanks
@shadesofgreen.bsky.social
!!
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