Yeah, I don't see this working out for me... #bluejays #worldseries

#autumn #foliage This specific tree puts on the same show every fall.

hmmmm 🤔

Dry rub and reverse sear BBQ technique has completely transformed my life. My powers feel limitless now.

Dear Lexus RX350 drivers: it's called "maintaining a consistent speed." You should try it sometime.

Who says divided households can't learn to live together in harmony? #apple #microsoft

Behavyores report: 95% goode 5% thot dads hand wuz maybee a mowse #caturday #catsofbluesky

Okay, enough with the pumpkin spice already.

#catsofbluesky I had to move from the rug to the floor to get the temperature balance right. Can you people not fix this? How do you expect me to endure such circumstances?

To everyone in Canada who has posted or commented about how we need to get our act together down south here... Taking over school boards is where the GOP/evangelical electoral takeover started. I watched it. Every election matters. No country is immune from fascism. Portland out 🦖

Dear #canadapost You're putting the final nails in your own coffin with this strike. Case in point: I prefer paper bills. Yes that makes me an anachronism, but I like physical mail as a reminder. But I'm now switching to e-billing for everything because I no longer trust Canada Post to do the job.

#bluejays I don't care who your regular team is, you can't deny you have a little bit of a soft spot for the Blue Jays. They're: 1) likeable 2) making the Yankees look bad At the end of the day, aren't those the two most important boxes to tick?

Even wild cats can't resist the call of the box. #cat #catday #bluesky

Open Printer: an open-source inkjet printer with no DRM, no subscriptions, and repairable parts. Sometimes the best innovation is just making things work the way they should have all along.

WOW! Rush going back on tour www.youtube.com/watch?v=koiX...

#hiking #alltrails I've added a (4kg for now) weighted vest to my power trekking routine, and it certainly changed the game. Probably slowed me down by 5-6min over the 6.7km loop, and the bigger inclines light up my quads and glutes.

#catsofbluesky Bought a new type of dry food for my cat, who is an absolute master of refusing everything but his *one* very specific favourite dry food. We have now entered the battle-of-wills phase. Wish me luck.

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I think #MLB should expand the playoff format one last time: The wildcard series should also include the two teams with the worst regular-season records playing each other in a best-of-three. The winning team just goes home. The losing team faces some kind of humiliating hazing ritual. #baseball

The #bluejays picked a good time to figure out the Rays. What an insane season.

#catsofbluesky I don't always flip upside down and then claw my way sideways along the stairs, but when I do, I do it on #caturday

A city, except all the streets have the same name, and building numbers are assigned randomly, because fuck outsiders.

Me: Go Blue Jays! Blue Jays: Okay, no problem, we'll go. But we're not going to be normal about any of this. #bluejays #baseball

#hiking #alltrails Was out for a tough hike earlier, when on a particularly taxing uphill segment I suddenly whispered to myself "come on bitch!" Still trying to decide what this says about my overall mental health.

No rapture huh? Guess I need to go grocery shopping tomorrow.

youtube.com/watch?v=88Jh... Great job Charlie! You left me with goosebumps and reminded me why I so proudly proclaim myself a Woke Canadian. You have me completely primed and ready if we have to move on to #dropthegloves. #elbowsup

Go ahead: tell me I'm wrong. Just try.

#caturday #catsofbluesky 8 out of 10 doctors recommend you consume a big serving of floof every day:

Oh my god lol This Dutch late night host absolutely eviscerates Trump and Disney- you gotta watch how

This Week's Onion Magazine:

#catsofbluesky Attention everyone, don't mind me - I just need to air my belly for a while.

I had a dream last night that I was suffering a bout of insomnia.

In case you missed it: "Focusing anger on villains can feel righteous, but it keeps us tethered to the illusion that collapse is a matter of bad actors. But the flaw is not in the individuals. It is in the structure of civilisation itself." adrianlambert.substack.com/p/collapse-a...

Horrifying random thought: there is a non-zero chance this Halloween that a child will arrive at my door dressed as an ICE agent.

Performative Attendance: Going to the office to swipe in, connect to the network, grab a coffee, and then leave.

If ChatGPT designed a car, would it have an EM dash?

Tesla Model Y with an aftermarket hood featuring a power bulge and air ducts: Discuss.

Cicadas: Nature's tinnitus #hiking

Think I'm gonna take a break from all the insanity for a couple weeks. See you all in September.

Just stumbled across Ty Segall - Posession. God I love when I discover cool new music.

I think ChatGPT should be way more creative and unpredictable when ending a response. If I asked about a recipe, I don't want the final sentence to be "would you like me to put together a 5-day meal plan featuring high-protein options like chicken breast?"

My humans don't just feed me, they create sunny floor patches just for my enjoyment. #caturday

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