I'm playing Paradise Garden this Saturday, some time between 7 and 9. It's a fundraiser and there are DJs from Friday to Saturday. I hope to see some of you there x Link to the original Instagram post here www.instagram.com/p/DXX_hvQiFV...

I'm a man of few words

Good morning. This will be my last post, at least for a while. My health isn't great at the moment and I need to concentrate on surviving. Take care now x

I just learned what the American versions of Terry Pratchett books look like and please could you not?

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken

Elin Thomas, UK textile artist who uses embroidery/crochet to create unique work resembling petri dishes and bacteria spores #womensart

No hospital needed so at least I don't have to go through all that today

Are the incel alphas okay? I saw the first post on Facebook in a group called Must Man Harder Or The Queer Will Unpenis Me. It reminded me of the second one

I'm cursed, aren't I? I was making breakfast just now and I opened a cupboard door and it came off. It hit me in the head and made me jump out of the way. I can't jump with my bad leg and it's hurting a lot. And I now have to wait until the GP surgery opens to check if I need hospital for my head

Good morning x youtu.be/QKVYHJwIi2M?...

I've been killed by a suicider mole rat just now, and after I restarted I was taken out by piggy bank landmine. Both are new to me. At least I got a very pythonesque kill myself as well

AI is the dumbest thing for the dumbest people run by the dumbest people

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢ DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

I'm watching a video about conspiracies about Fallout 4 and they now started on Dogmeat. "Is Dogmeat a synth?". Well, he first appeared in the first game set in 2116 and is in every game since and in the tv series, which is set in 2296. He also looks like a healthy dog, unlike every other dog

There was a far right "demo" last week that ended in a riot with Hitler salutes, nazi flags, damage, and police cars set on fire. The press and politicians said the protesters were just concerned civilians. This demo against hate and racism attracted 250.000 people (Amsterdam has barely one million

As if Xbox isn't in enough trouble already

Quick, Kash.... what was written on the matches????

Headlines like this are my pet peeve. Showing off his full range: two Spinal Tap movies

That's a nice childhood memory you got there. It would be a shame if something happened to it

"It's pronounced Sorbet"

They are all cringe but Sexhat is on a whole new level

Palantir has pulled out of involvement with the UK Digital ID card, according to an interview with their UK CEO on Times Radio. They’re concerned about the reputational damage of being involved with an unpopular Starmer policy.

Playing Fallout 4 on Very Hard difficulty is a revelation. I'm also playing without any mods or exploits. The first few hours are tough because almost any enemy can kill you in one hit, including bloatflies and radroaches, so you die a lot. But every time you level up and manage to venture a bit

Peak Bluesky. 10/10 no notes

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Most of my life I've been a night owl, often falling asleep at dawn. But since hospital I've become a morning person. It started in hospital. I was on the top floor and my bed was next to a window and every morning I woke up in the dark amd waited for the sun to rise

Have this to kick off your week

Choose your fighter:

Good morning x

I've never seen Avatar

I quit caffeine because it interacts with some of my medication (someone really should have mentioned that) and now I have three types of headache playing tag team

Just like that- New Jacket Mama jackets are available on the website! 🪡🧵 Saving textiles from landfills. One original- never to be reproduced- jacket at a time! Women's and some unisex (W sizes 4/6/8, currently). 🪡🧵 www.lisacatara.com/jacket-mama

Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”

Scrabble

Day 30 A staple in my record bag for many, many years youtu.be/07L4zfPDYz8?...

Day 30 A staple in my record bag for many, many years

At this point, what does the Labour Party still have that is considered Labour values? At the moment, for me, its just a name and logo. Underneath hides a Conservative Party who are moving even further to the right.

The Cardiff half marathon is happening today and it's going past my house and I'm in half a mind of going outside to complain that it's a bit ableist. You know, for shits and giggles

I need this on a sign so I can tap it when needed

Good morning x

Elizabeth Catlett, Sharecropper, 1952, US printmaker and sculptor who focused on the lives and the struggle for Civil Rights of US Black communities #ReframingWomenPrintmakers

UK right now

Today would have been E's 56th birthday. We got together in our teens and were a couple for 12 years. Even after breaking up we stayed the best of friends. Three and a half years ago she passed away after a very long fight with cancer and MS. I miss her. Happy birthday ❤️

Day 29 youtu.be/YKjtXM55Nu8?...

I was today years old when I figured out that these magazines you find around the Commonwealth are the survival guides you help research for Moira in Fallout 3

i love that the average republican is a conspiracy theorist now

What I love about this is that he tried at the very last moment to appeal to the judge and say he was sorry. The guy who assaulted me in my own home and held me captive tried to do the same thing and the judge gave him an extra year in prison. I hope Diddy got a similar deal