The American Dream is dead. Marky Mark McMuffins is in charge.

I think about the ending of Weapons a lot when I think about how I’d like to see the Trump Administration meet its end

And I’m stuck here in the city Where the people all speak like pigs Don’t need their pity Need my country figs

The problem with Bluesky is that the enemy isn’t on here so it’s just a bunch of lefties talking to each other

Regulation lags innovation in America, and that’s where the worst people make their money.

Have you guys heard about protein?

The Epstein Files are a disgusting joke. They are the distraction. No consequences will befall Trump no matter what is revealed in the fucking Epstein files. MAGA ppl do not care. They have surrendered their brains and their hearts to the worst asshole ever.

We have a massive deficit of critical and nuanced thinking in America, but I’m sure further outsourcing our ability to think critically to ai companies is going to help that situation?

*coughs up a cigarette* achlem “my name is Mayne McMuffin, n I’m here to protect you”

OversupplAI

All the trust and self assurance that lead to happiness They’re the very things We kill I guess Ahh pride and competition They don’t fill these empty arms And the work I put between us You know it doesn’t keep me warm

Next time you’re tempted to believe in American exceptionalism just remember that we got captured and held hostage by a bunch of petty vainglorious thugs in tacky ass dollar store red baseball caps. Fucking let that sink in.

Social media is the goddamn worst thing humans ever invented.

Is there “the other side of this” like will Americans be allowed to vote? If they do will they sweep all these buttholes into the gutter where they belong? Will Mécha-Obama come to send Kristi Noem and the others straight to hell where she belongs? Or is this just the way things are gonna be?

Local idiot mad that idiot he supported isn’t aggressive enough with idiocy

The president that all these fuck face republicans can’t stop finger popping their assholes to is essentially a Liberace impersonator whose main talent is being the tackiest interior decorator on earth.

I know that Kalshi is evil and a harbinger of the coming apocalypse, but it’s kinda funny imagining a bunch of sophomoric know it all dipshits getting cleaned out.

Ross Perot almost won an election largely on a platform that was all about bringing US POWs home. I’ll bet the Trumpers and gonna try the same shit and I bet the American people are gonna fall for it.

Dave’s a buster, tbh

Mamadami should be on Traitors he’d slay

If you’re one of those MAGAtards who is like “durrr I’m a free enterprise capitalist” you’re supposed to understand that anti trust regulations are essential to a free market operating correctly. But those ppl are just racists and bigots so why do I bother

They should do a live reenactment of Independence Day.

Old ppl think things used to be better and they right but for all the wrong reasons because back then you could get away with stuff

A city council meeting is like if Twitter was real

Has there ever been a more punch-able face than Mike Johnson’s. I used chatCBD to make this don’t snitch

Hey I fell asleep in 2015, is Trump finished draining the swamp?

A lot of ppl don’t know this but Ana D Armas is short for Indiana D Armas

@nytimes.com If you dorks are trying to make me cancel my subscription I happily will if you show AOC 90% less respect than you show Trump.

I am a liberal Democrat, and I’m increasingly starting to believe that MAGA will hold power long after Trump is gone for the simple reason that liberals can’t get out of their own way. They are allergic to pragmatism. This is not a plea for centrism it’s a plea for winning at all costs.

In the last 10 years, only 70 noncitizens have even attempted to vote in US national elections, none of them successfully. Weigh that against the 450,338,178 total votes cast in those elections and all this voter fraud nonsense is transparently that - nonsense. The SAVE act is voter suppression.

Republicans exist to harangue Democrats and so do Democrats.

I think it’s funny that athlete interviews used to be inarticulate and now everyone talks like they just got out of a session with their life coach

If you are wearing Meta glasses and even glance in my direction I’m taking them.

Climate Change is a hoax and the guy in charge of HHS doesn’t believe in germs because he used to snort coke off a toilet seat. And newspapers and websites just carry on covering these things like they are reasonable and the people who say these things aren’t completely fucking bananas.

The small army of B level Batman villains that Trump has put in charge of things makes sense when you realize that everything Trump does in intended to cause chaos.

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I think the whole Epstein thing is a great reminder not to worship famous people. You don’t know anything about them other than what they want you to know. And tons of famous people are weird little fuckos who would step on your face for a little bit of attention or money.

Maybe Trump has some very heavy dirt on Bezos (part of the Authoritarian playbook is to dig up dirt on anyone you need to leverage) and Bezos killed the post so Trump couldn’t use it as an overt propaganda machine. Otherwise, baldy is just a complete bitch.

The fucking internet is the worst thing humans ever invented. Literal fucking Tower of Babel ass shit

If you voted for Trump this is your fault and you’re a horrible person.

N*** the W**** H****

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I take a grim solace in the fact that one way or another for people like Bovino there will be a « find out » phase

So You Think You Can Dance? I Think You Should Leave.

@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social lol you suck.

It’s not that a bitch ass “cop” murdered a person in cold blood in Minneapolis. It’s that the powers that be all the way to the White House are gonna make a hero out of that fuckstick.

I’ve been a Call of Duty junkie for years but Black Ops 7 is so horrendously band that I deleted the whole game tonight.

Until Donald Trump’s name is chiseled off the walls, until the disgraceful Republican Party is defeated, until the MAGA cult of personality is destroyed, we must not rest.

My 2025 in review

I’m starting to think the President has too much power?