Just said “Greta Gerwig’s Narnia leaves the door open for Chloe Zhao’s Black Cauldron”

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every Seedance 2.0 "filmmaking" brag video

hey go watch this sketch I wrote & am in it's real good I think youtu.be/0cu2E53CAHM?...

we did a Survivor 50 draft here's my picks

Performed this sketch in front of Jason Alexander. Our apologies to Jason Alexander youtu.be/cDtfjmXHSpE?...

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youtu.be/2Uy49_H3Jqo Yes, the rumours are true. I have returned to my secret lab deep underground to produce a new video for Palette Swap on the Game Of The Year EVERY Year from 2000 - 2025. I hope the 2 highly-specific jokes in this clip from the Majora's Mask segment somehow convince you to watch

oh well if the network behind Whiskey Fridays says so

Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.

replies accusing you of "vagueposting"

wild to me that this show is about to be 10 years old

Alright I’m calling it - my favorite movies of 2025

The Palette Swap team just put out their Best Games of the whole 2000s, and they let me write about my #1 game of All Time! Go give it a read to see what game that is! I just Clickbaited ya & I’m not even a little sorry you’d know the game anyway if you were my REAL friend!!!

i didn't have an opinion on FaZe Clan ending until i realized they were the gamer group that brought us This Panel, so that's at least 1 bit of cultural value they brought

well the obvious joke is to use a photo of a character from The Electric State. but to do that I’d have to know any of them

2025 was palette swap's first full year of existence🥳 come with me down memory lane with my favorites I wrote/edited as I chew clock on my last work day before the holidays🧵

Joint Statement of the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.

ZASLAV: Maxflix SARANDOS: stop it ZASLAV: Metflax SARANDOS: dude stop it DIRECTOR: please just put my movie in ONE theater SARANDOS: *shoots director* ooo how about Netflix Max PLUS

Someone tried to steal our sketch ideas?? @packtheater.bsky.social

got some thoughts & jokes about the The Running Man www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Su...

POV your friend doesn’t pay for Spotify Premium

Come see our new team’s first sketch with the @packtheater.bsky.social this Wednesday night!!

Launched a Mekler Family Print Shop, all proceeds go towards rebuilding our house. We will close the shop in two weeks so we have time to fill orders before the holidays. Photos by me in 35mm and 120, by Kirby in 35 and digital. Love you, share with friends, thanks! www.kirbymekler.com/store

Hi. I’m Johnny Cash. Welcome to Jackass

I hate having to do this but I’m desperate. I’ve been looking everyday for work but nothing is biting. I’m down $80 and I can’t afford my very needed meds and I definitely can’t afford my home when the first comes next month. I’m drowning in medical debt. Anything helps.

One last Cuomo roast from me for @paletteswap.site

Now that’s a mayor

If you follow me here because you thought I'm funny I have great news - I am now being funny in real life on a new sketch team at the Pack Theater! check us out!

Halloween required viewing time!!

Paranatural has been one of my favorite series for SO LONG & it is simply only getting better, you gotta give it a read!!

youtu.be/4yUN8UEO3Nk Discourse surrounding Pokemon Legends Z-A has been pretty unhealthy. Let's make it worse. Here's a video from an unbiased source about how playing this game is at least way more fun than going to France in real life

Some greats & some garbage!

The Diarrhea President

So you use the Black Phone to call the Grabber, but for less extreme circumstances use the Blue Phone to call NBC’s The Slapper

hey so I know this isnt anything I just wanted to say: Olive the Garden Wall

new to Palette Swap? check out our Greatest Hits Collection to read our best work so far, as voted by our Patrons! paletteswap.site/tag...

Watching JOHN CARTER for the first time, spending most of it trying to figure out a good portmanteau of Mars + Avatar

Lead Protein Powder

if you ever liked Hard Drive know that it's people like Jeremy & the team at @paletteswap.site that made Hard Drive any good & I am immensely honored that I get to contribute even a little bit to what they've created

hell yeah hell yeah

Only vid I got of the Jeff Rosenstock / PUP / Triple Band extravaganza lmao

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai" ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

brand new Palette Swap banger

I am real lucky that my day off coincided with the full release of the sequel to my favorite game so i’m gonna play that a whole bunch today on twitch

Tricked my wonderful Palette Swap editors into letting me eulogize my dead dog in a silly Pokemon satire piece! Go give it a read!!

Lexis-Olivier Ray ( @shoton35mm.bsky.social ) , an award-winning journalist for L.A. Taco, filed a federal civil rights lawsuit against the Los Angeles Police Department this week. The L.A. Times has all the details: www.latimes.com/california/s...

VULTURE: you've reached your monthly article limit of -1 articles, you actually owe us an article, i need 1500 words about Dr. Squatch soap on my desk by Yesterday

every open mic host is about to have the worst week of their lives