got some thoughts & jokes about the The Running Man www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Su...

POV your friend doesn’t pay for Spotify Premium

Come see our new team’s first sketch with the @packtheater.bsky.social this Wednesday night!!

Launched a Mekler Family Print Shop, all proceeds go towards rebuilding our house. We will close the shop in two weeks so we have time to fill orders before the holidays. Photos by me in 35mm and 120, by Kirby in 35 and digital. Love you, share with friends, thanks! www.kirbymekler.com/store

Hi. I’m Johnny Cash. Welcome to Jackass

i would love to hire someone next year who is just starting out in the youtube/digital media/production world and would be down to work 15-20 hours a week as a production assistant/coordinator on my channel. you would learn a lot and i wouldn't yell at you.

I hate having to do this but I’m desperate. I’ve been looking everyday for work but nothing is biting. I’m down $80 and I can’t afford my very needed meds and I definitely can’t afford my home when the first comes next month. I’m drowning in medical debt. Anything helps.

One last Cuomo roast from me for @paletteswap.site

Now that’s a mayor

If you follow me here because you thought I'm funny I have great news - I am now being funny in real life on a new sketch team at the Pack Theater! check us out!

Halloween required viewing time!!

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Paranatural has been one of my favorite series for SO LONG & it is simply only getting better, you gotta give it a read!!

youtu.be/4yUN8UEO3Nk Discourse surrounding Pokemon Legends Z-A has been pretty unhealthy. Let's make it worse. Here's a video from an unbiased source about how playing this game is at least way more fun than going to France in real life

Some greats & some garbage!

The Diarrhea President

So you use the Black Phone to call the Grabber, but for less extreme circumstances use the Blue Phone to call NBC’s The Slapper

hey so I know this isnt anything I just wanted to say: Olive the Garden Wall

new to Palette Swap? check out our Greatest Hits Collection to read our best work so far, as voted by our Patrons! paletteswap.site/tag...

Watching JOHN CARTER for the first time, spending most of it trying to figure out a good portmanteau of Mars + Avatar

Lead Protein Powder

if you ever liked Hard Drive know that it's people like Jeremy & the team at @paletteswap.site that made Hard Drive any good & I am immensely honored that I get to contribute even a little bit to what they've created

hell yeah hell yeah

Never, ever Newsom. Fuck that guy.

Only vid I got of the Jeff Rosenstock / PUP / Triple Band extravaganza lmao

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai" ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

brand new Palette Swap banger

I am real lucky that my day off coincided with the full release of the sequel to my favorite game so i’m gonna play that a whole bunch today on twitch

Tricked my wonderful Palette Swap editors into letting me eulogize my dead dog in a silly Pokemon satire piece! Go give it a read!!

Lexis-Olivier Ray ( @shoton35mm.bsky.social ) , an award-winning journalist for L.A. Taco, filed a federal civil rights lawsuit against the Los Angeles Police Department this week. The L.A. Times has all the details: www.latimes.com/california/s...

ah, well

VULTURE: you've reached your monthly article limit of -1 articles, you actually owe us an article, i need 1500 words about Dr. Squatch soap on my desk by Yesterday

every open mic host is about to have the worst week of their lives

abolish ice

new Palette Swap piece is up! go read everything I know about Marvel moon lore RIGHT NOW!!

dude Counting Bros are so pretentious, always telling you their favorite numbers are like 56 or 812 when every NORMAL person just knows 1 - 10

1000 episodes by god I’ve done it

Big fan!

SAD! KNOW NOTHING NEWSOM NOT ONLY IMITATES TRUMPS "TWEETS" BUT ALSO HIS FASCIST POLICIES! PATHETIC! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

alright i don't think i'm doing anything else with this so here's a comedy song i wrote called High School Heartbreak a year ago with a picture of me in high school about it lmao

finally got to the best episode of Better Call Saul :) (the one where characters are watching Jackie Chan Adventures in the background)

So, yes, I'm making a game - and I'm looking for people to come on-board in certain roles at some point down the line. Most pertinently I'm looking for an environment artist to draw backgrounds for our levels. Think you can compliment our hand-drawn, cartoony artstyle? Hit me up!

hmm sounds bad. thankfully i'll never have to worry about eating any part of these freaky shrimp in my life. ESPECIALLY not the tails. now to crack open a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and take a big hearty

ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.

Pals of the internet! Do you love high-fantasy horror?! SAME. Well lucky for you, my wonderful friend @jcvim.bsky.social will be starring in a film that needs your help to fund if you have the means (and curiosity!) Please share far and wide. Labors of love like this take a fairy-village! 🧚🏽

Asking the barista to brownbag my matcha latte so people think i’m drunk instead of performative

got to DM for the first time last night. very fun, cool to see how much you can wing it in the moment, don’t get why Real God doesn’t give more of his friends magic talking knife spells

Every time I hang out w a friend from high school we talk about this episode lol sorry to everyone else we went to school with

nothing to say other than

For the second time, I have found meaning in Litter Along Walk To Work