( ... slowly dropping her pants, before showing [reader] her fat ass. ) thereeeee we go. way better.

ㅤ ouuughh. sup fellas. ㅤ

temp pinned . moony but she's a fat human lady, nsfw acc info below

ㅤㅤ I'M GONNA CHASE THIS WHISKEY WITH PATRON I WANT A GIRL ON MY LAP AND A JAGERBOMB ㅤㅤ

( currently vibing the fuck out. )

⠀ ⠀⠀݁ ..⠀⠀𝓉ₕ𝒶ₜ’𝓈⠀⠀ԋᴏᴡ ⠀⠀⠀𝓎ₒᵤ⠀⠀Ꮷo⠀⠀𝒾𝚝﹗ ⠀

happy milf monday 🗣️🗣️🗣️

/ i lowkenuinely want more discord friends...

... alright, man

it's it's saturday, darby...

/ i will get to dm replies Soon ™️

/ gulp.

ㅤㅤㅤ null. operator send the lewd focused accounts my gway ㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤ . . . * a h e m. * 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑫.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ㅤㅤㅤ

this is true...

/ hal. hal i cant qrt. hal you have quotes disabled. hal

hey guys it's me keith from hit game friday night funk— WAIT A MINUTE.

⠀ TEMPORARY PIN ⠀

// LMAO i love hellsing abridged i could quote from that series for the rest of my life

/ i disappear for two days, andddd... the catholics are crusading while the nazis are invading! ANDERSON! it's only been two days, but it feels like YEARS! andddd... youuuu.. i wanna say ”Logan"?

⠀ ☆ 𝐆𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧' 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡! ☆ ~ #fnfrp #fridaynightfunkinrp #mvrp ~ ⠀

lowkey kinda bored. kinda needy. kinda tweaking out but we ball

/ OH NO.

am not. i'm just tired, that's all. 🥱

/ who just mentioned jersey club 👁️👁️

it's been goin’ — that's for sure. i'm just happy to see ya’, ori. 🩵

how's it been, sweetheart? 🥰

heyyyy, baby. 🩵

i miss ori :(

( yaaaawn... )

what /are/ your reasons? 🤔

/ sorry i'm ultrakill brained

+PARRY

/ lrt new muse 🫡🫡🫡

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙔'𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙂𝙊𝙏 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉’ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙈𝙔 𝘼𝙎𝙎 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙐𝙀 — ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙆 𝙔𝙊𝙐, ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀'𝘾𝙐𝙕 𝙄 𝙆𝙀𝙀𝙋 𝙍𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙄𝙉' 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉’ 𝙏𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙐𝙀𝙎. ⠀⠀⠀⠀

/ considering making a pico account at some point... hmm

⠀⠀⠀⠀ latinas... ⠀⠀⠀⠀

🙂‍↕️

⠀⠀⠀⠀ i do? 🥹 sometimes i feel like a total cornball. ⠀⠀⠀⠀

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛, 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛, 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛, 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛 — 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘓𝘕𝘌𝘚𝘚, 𝘐 𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘒𝘐𝘓𝘓 𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘛 '𝘊𝘈𝘜𝘚𝘌 𝘐𝘛'𝘚 𝘐𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘋𝘕𝘈. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛, 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛, 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛, 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛 — 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘓𝘕𝘌𝘚𝘚, 𝘐 𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘒𝘐𝘓𝘓 𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘛 '𝘊𝘈𝘜𝘚𝘌 𝘐𝘛'𝘚 𝘐𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘋𝘕𝘈. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

it's so bizarre to me. like. am i really /that/ attractive or appealing man

does anyone wanna explain to me how i bag the baddest bitches known to man? ’cuz it still don't make a lick of sense to me.

... this feels highly unprofessional, actually. but here it is, my body, since so many of you seem interested... though, i did recently shave... (💧)

on my mama it's about to be everywhere — kidding, kidding. i love the outfit 🩵

( popping them off again, you all get a sight of her chest puppies every once in a while. ) ... here it is, also, nice to relieve some heat off my body, i'm burning up...

dude.