null. mb i did a little tooty fart and caused a thunderstorm to form

ㅤ bored... so bored... ㅤ

ㅤ WIFE. IS HERE. GRAAAHBAHBAHBAHSBAHSUHASJOHASJ ㅤ

ㅤ null. fuck it. we ball ㅤ

ㅤ good morning chat. it's time to get this bread ㅤ

null. lrt is my shadow account. i wanna get back into one of my og muses real bad

ㅤ no YOU shut up ㅤ

ㅤ man shut up ㅤ

ㅤ half an hour late but enlighten me ㅤ

ㅤ i'm bored out of my diggity darn mind. ㅤ

ㅤㅤ the fact people even have to pay for a renewable resource is insane ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ also im not spitting out the water ㅤㅤ

|| @funkadelixxx.bsky.social

ㅤㅤ shrugular bro ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ i eated it ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑚.𝐴.𝐴.𝑑 𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑦, 𝑖 𝑟𝑢𝑛. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑚.𝐴.𝐴.𝑑 𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑦, 𝑖 𝑟𝑢𝑛. ㅤㅤ

world's worst temp pin rn because it's too hot and humid for me to have energy to make proper stuff yayyy amy rose strictly mdni , portrayal is an adult , suggestive themes may be on the tl bc i don't like to censor myself lalala

ㅤ kinda bored, i can't lie. what to do, what to do. . . ㅤ

god DAYUM. . .

ㅤ IT'S WIDE GIRL WEDNESDAY. WOOOOOO ㅤ

ㅤ 'course, 'course. i'm a patient boy. i can wait. ㅤ

ㅤ i'd rather see yours later, to be honest. y'know i like it. ♥️ ㅤ

ㅤ she was! i was actually pretty impressed. she had a real nice butt. ㅤ

ㅤ i was thinkin' about the girl i saw squattin' naked. by complete accident, mind you. ㅤ

ㅤ no no we don't GOTTA do that i just misunderstood ㅤ

ㅤ i thought you were talkin about something else entirely ㅤ

ㅤ huh wha ㅤ

ㅤ didn't think i'd wake up to see someone squatting butt ass naked. can't say i'm not diggin' it, but... wow. ㅤ

ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐍𝐄𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐄 ͜ ✘# ͜𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏⸝⸝*` ׅ⎖ MHA. ⿻esp/eng 𐔌𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 ᥲ𝐜𝐜彡 taboo DNI. ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ. 𝘓𝘦𝘸𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥. ︶⏝︶⏝︶ ᅠᅠ

Sounds like a plan! He'll meet up with her in a few minutes — he just has to hit the local convenience store to use the bathroom and freshen up a bit.

❝ She's even had some of the professors wrapped around her finger. What's that bitches problem? ❞ 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂. -⊳ Traveling Temptress. --⊳ The Warmest Smile. ---⊳ In Her wake, Viscera, --⊳ Broken Hearts, -⊳ and Gnawed Bones. Then she's onto the next. | #MVRP |

ㅤ of course he'll take her there. it may be blind trust, or him thinking with a different head, but surely it'll be fine. she seems like a well-kept, trustworthy woman. ㅤ

ㅤ well, he doesn't have a spot in particular that he's REALLY fond of, but he does have somewhere out of the way that's relatively private. call it his "home away from home" if anything. ㅤ

ㅤ sorry, sorry. couldn't help myself! ㅤ

ㅤ oh, plenty of times! he's a big fan of the night scene in the city. maybe they can meet up? ㅤ

hal🪽 ignore the shipping one tbh because i'm not expecting anything lol but i guess i'll post this here ???

ㅤ I wonder what Hiba is up to tonight. I saw her real late last night... seems like she was just hangin' around. ㅤ

temp pin i'll replace with another temp pin later when i have more energy it's hal warframe drifter time

ㅤ it does kinda kick ass, yeah. never thought i'd get a deal as good as this... ( he opens the passenger side door, waiting for her to settle herself into it before he gets into the driver seat. ) at least we can go around in style. ㅤ

ㅤ i think they'd look good on you. ㅤ

ㅤ of course. i've got a nice new ride for us to get home in, too. ( pulling out his car keys and unlocking the doors with the press of a button. ) brand new ferrari. it pays to have good credit! now hop on in, babes. ㅤ

ㅤ it'd be hella fun, even if it did flop. i've had my fair share of flops... ( his hands wander down below her waist, squeezing at her hips with his fingers dancing around her rear. ) but enough about that. we've got some catching up to do, don't we? you wanna come over for the night? ㅤ

ㅤ ( aaaaand * smack. ) ㅤ

ㅤ kinda feel like doin' this rn ㅤ

ㅤ right, right. the attention is pretty cool. ㅤ

ㅤ i had a demo similar to that myself. then i mellowed out a bit... but i won't deny that dream is pretty damn fun to think about. ㅤ