When I was younger I was legitimately concerned that if too many people won Nickelodeon GUTS, and took home a piece of the AggroCrag, that eventually there wouldn't be an AggroCrag anymore. First realization of the impermanence of life.

Merry Christmas to me!

Opened up Bluesky and the very first thing to happen was the Discover tab refused to load. Im calling that an early Christmas gift and just rolling with it.

You know you're in a good place mentally when the mere thought of going to work prompts uncontrollable sobbing. Someone please end me.

This is perhaps the whitest, 80s-est thing I've seen in a very long time. Not a molecule of flavor to be seen anywhere.

HER NAME WAS MICHELE, AND SHE WAS A PROFESSIONAL IN HER OWN RIGHT. FUCK YOU PEOPLE MAGAZINE, SAY HER NAME.

Is there a way to reliably reduce one's intelligence? I don't want mine anymore, its only brought me fear and misery. All these Trumpsuckers seem like they're unburdened with higher thought, and i want that for me.

Made buffalo chicken over poutine!

Been playing through the Resident Evil remakes recently, and im now on 4, and I forgot just how hard that game gets once you have that useless appendage, er, sorry, I mean Ashley along with you.

I've been a little offline the last couple days, so I need a refresher. Is Susie Wiles on our side? Did she break ranks? Trump hasn't called her garbage (yet) so I don't know where she stands right now.

Walking into 2026 like

Just a reminder that ICE didn't exist until 2002. It's not some longstanding institution that must be maintained. It was created as a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11, and it could be gotten rid of as easily as it was created.

Holiday reminder kiddos, we do not donate to the bigot bucket!

FONTS ARE DEI NOW. WHAT. THE. ABSOLUTE. FUCK.

Post a random GIF and everything will go great in December (Look, im not taking chances, 2025 has been FRAUGHT)

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity (Food Science Weirdo Alton Brown)

Caturday Friends #1 @raykwong.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @mariablack.bsky.social @climbtotheclouds.bsky.social @tntnle.bsky.social @oldmanhippy.com @maxpowersrocks.bsky.social @stephen5150.bsky.social @jen-notjenny.bsky.social @scottbluewave.bsky.social @goodplacejames.bsky.social

The theme to Nickelodeons Guts has entered my brain entirely unbidden, and the only way to get it out is a powerful drill. Help.

QTP with a female anime character you love Specifically from season 2.

@cheru.bsky.social Imagine my surprise when I stumble onto a video from who I thought might be you, based on name, but then they started talking, and I'm 95% sure its not you. XD www.youtube.com/@cheru

Release the unedited and unredacted Epstein Files.

I just spent a hours with a "free online character sheet maker" creating a level 16 Cleric for a campaign i want to join. Its free to fill in the sheet. But if you want to save it, we'll fuck you buddy, that'll be 30 bucks! Im so fucking disheartened right now, I just want to cry.

For the first time in my life, I did not spend Thanksgiving with family. It was incredible. Spent the day scaring the hell out of myself playing horror games and I didn't have to deal with a single Republican. Think I'll do it again next year.

I am thankful Obama broke their minds.

Making Spambalaya for breakfast!

Barbara:

Huh. Who knew that after the Beast Wars, Cheetor got into the tech sector? #transformers

I made a thing today. Slow Cooker Pork Tenderloin and potatoes. The secret ingredient is a frankly irresponsible amount of garlic!

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

Was working at a supermarket barely making enough for rent, stealing food just to be able to eat, and a former co-worker suggested i apply to the post office. 13 years later I still regularly curse his name. Speaking of: Damn You Mike!

Getting real tired of waking up and hes still drawing breath.

"I never did finish Dragon Age Veilguard, I should try again." ::horrific audio crackling and slowdown in Minrathous:: "Oh. Right. That's why."

If you see this, post a Western vid or gif IT COUNTS!

::terribly off-key:: When the moon hits your eye And its four forty-five Thats Novemberrrr

And she deserves exactly the same treatment he got in the movie

Post one of your favorite 90s comedies Empire Records. "We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't. Not on Rex Manning Day!"

What are yout top five movies genres? Mine are: -utterly stupid plot played deadly serious -earnest amateurs think they're making art. They aren't -incomprehensible Luc Besson films -weird British nonsense -anything Don Bluth

Share one of your favorite video games

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate

My most woke opinion is that Trans people are people and they should be allowed to live their lives as they see fit. It horrendous that their basic human rights are even in question.

Got the itch to play the Resident Evil 2 remake again, and even though I knew he was coming, this sumbitch keeps scaring the living shit out of me.

Drop something brown

If you truly believe the Epstein files still exist in a non-redacted form then I have some bad news about Santa and the Easter Bunny too. You might want to sit down.

I was just giving myself an injection while parked at shell, and a passerby said "junkie" First of all, rude. Secondly, fuck you its insulin Thirdly, mind your own fucking business.

Me, flirting

I'm planning to go to Totalcon 2026 in February, and I'm thinking of applying to demo #Gaslands there. Fellow wastelanders, I'm thinking just a straight up death match, pre-built cars, maybe 30 cans each? No sponsors to keep it accessible. What do we think?

Happy #N7Day!

Another benefit of Mamdani winning is that all the MAGA shitheads hiding here on Bluesky are showing themselves so I can block them!

Okay Alan. Do it. Coward.