If you live on a cul de sac, with a 4 car driveway and two car garage, and you still CHOOSE to park in front of your mailbox, then you are amongst the worst kinds of people on earth.

If you voted for Trump, and you dare to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, you can kindly fuck off and die in a fire. Fuck you forever.

First time in weeks im actually comfortable and its literally 3 minutes before my alarm. Just not fair.

Just found out Jared Leto is Skeletor in the new He-Man movie. Damn shame, I wanted to see it, but seriously, fuck that guy forever.

Saw this on the way to work today, couldn't be certain, but they may have had a Gizmonic Employee Parking Permit on their rear view too. #mst3k

Been playing Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, and I just have one recommendation. Yuffie is canonically 16. Please stop zooming in on her chest. It makes me worry about the Squenix Devs.

Drop a gif of a movie you've watched more than 10 times.

Caturday Friends #10 @twinninghusbands.bsky.social @alicekobres.bsky.social @blucat701.bsky.social @kathyresist.bsky.social @bangersmash.bsky.social @soul-soldier.bsky.social @spincreep.bsky.social @misskitty.art @thisis-insane.bsky.social @debdogmom.bsky.social @starshine731.bsky.social

The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your mental state

::customers dog is very excited and jumping to get my attention:: Owner: "im so sorry about him, hes so excitable!" Me: "Look, if i get taken out by 80 pounds of fur and enthusiasm, then thats just how I go."

Can we stop loving up on the Pope? Yeah, he told Vance to fuck off, but he's also the head of the largest child abuse ring in human history, and hes not doing anything to change that.

Hey @iridiumstudios.bsky.social, quick People of Note question and suggestion. Question: Lasso and Martell are kicking my teeth in, what level should I be for the Choral Reef area? I think I rushed a bit too much. Suggestion: please add a way to re-watch the music videos later. Pretty please?

#handsoff #nokings #ReleaseALLthefiles #EpsteinFiles #lovemyGov #itsthefuckingguns #midterms26 #getridofElectoralCollege #TheEpsteinBallroom #endtheiranwarnow Release ALL the files NOW 25th Ammendment NOW Abolish ICE NOW 👇👇👇

when i am elected President, i promise to start screaming, one-sided fights with the Pope much more often, but for very different reasons

I did a thing.

It probably says a lot about me that this was the first thing I thought of. Blood, 1997, PC

But I don't wanna go to bed yet! I started playing People of Note and I am *invested*, but noooo, I've got stupid, rotten adult responsibility in the morning. I wanna go pet the accorgion and fight K-Pop Stans!

Open letter to my fellow straight cis folk: You don't have to "understand" being Trans. What you *do* have to do is not make it worse for someone already going through what you, by definition, cannot understand. It takes very little to be a good person. Make good choices.

I hear it's transgender day of visibility today. I see you, and you are all valid. It may not be much, but you have an ally in me until my dying breath.

I was today years old when I realized the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2 is just chaos without the 's'. I am not a smart man.

Monday Friends #3 @luckyshitt.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social @colette73.bsky.social @missmudd.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social @subi-doo.bsky.social @tantzu.bsky.social @dangerin.bsky.social @creddingvye.bsky.social @waxsonic.bsky.social @wicked-lizzie.bsky.social @taint9.bsky.social

Stuck working today so I can't go to a protest, but I'm there in spirit! Be safe everyone!

Naught to five sad onions.

Said I was leaving for work and he hits me with the 😐 #DogsOfBluesky

Kasatha are just like that. #ttrpg #starfinder

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You've heard of TGIF, but may I present to you, HSIOW. Holy Shit Its Only Wednesday I think it will take off.

We know Felon47 isn't above doing it...Butler, PA... case in point. I still think about the fireman who was there with his family and lost his life over a photo-op. Not to forget the millions during Covid. Felon47 is a sociopathic narcissist. He doesn't care who dies or gets hurt.

Finally gonna see my Sunday Night Nerdery crew after 2 and a half months of being snowed out, and we're gonna try Magical Athlete! Assuming mass chaos!

All of it. Fuck you forever for voting for him.

Who needs drugs when you can just be over 40 and try to stand up quickly?

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

Caught a cold from my wife. I am of course on the very raggedy edge of death. Say something nice at the funeral.

Listening to an audio book about a global disease, and its VERY clear it was written well before Covid, as the author wrote the words "if the American people heard about this, thered be chaos, no one would leave their homes for fear of infection" Oh Oh my sweet baby child. You had no idea.

#wolqotd Is there a character in lore, who isn't a villain, that your WoL just straight up hates? For Vys its Professor Erik from the Monk storyline. I can canonically punch a mountain in half, so maybe don't call me stupid to my face, yeah?

New CPU and fan installed. Still randomly shutting down and boot looping. Excuse me, im going to go step into traffic now.

Excuse the bad language, but this is where we are at right now:

Since we're doing that 9games thing

Only 13 days until the anniversary of the best Tumblr posts of all time. Nobody tell him.

Did anyone else watch that Three Little Pigs but Jazz episode of Looney Tunes as a kid and think "Hey, I like Jazz now!" Only to then find and listen to real Jazz and realize that no, no in fact you do not? Just me?

I used to be Anti-Canadian as a joke, because really, who could actually hate Canada? One more thing MAGAts have taken from me.

@foodlady82.bsky.social Thought you might enjoy this for when we can get outdoors again

Assuming I can dig my car out of the snowdrift its currently in, im gonna make this tomorrow. Its been too long, and ive been replaying Strikers again. gameinformer.com/2021/02/19/m...

Those lumps are entire cars completely encased in snow. My city hasn't paid the plow drivers from the last storm. Common consensus is the snow removal budget went into the mayors pocket. I sincerely hope he gets everything he deserves from this.