He should have gone to prison for pressuring Brad Raffensperger to “find” 11,780 votes. That’s the very definition of election interference. We all heard the call.

Todd Blanche is a dangerous, lawless Trump sycophant. Call your Senator today and tell them to REJECT his nomination for Attorney General. (202) 224-3121

NOT MY PRESIDENT

Let’s just say I wouldn’t mind if two more thumbs went out of service.

Two fewer thumbs I have to service.

I’m Maga-speak for “everything’s cool” when it 100% is not cool. Like, “I’m manipulating all of you even now, on my death bed, but idiotic smile & thumbs up!”

A federal court has rejected the orange felon’s request to put his disgusting name back on the Kennedy Center. Imagine being so pathetic, jealous and weak that you keep trying to add your name on someone else’s memorial. He belongs in jail.

Are you as sick of me as I am? Trump has destabilized my sense of self worth.

As horrific as Trump is, it's truly appalling to see how many Republicans and billionaires are assisting his criminal racket.

Every day there’s a new reason to hate him.

The reason we hate establishment Dems is because if this was the other way around, the entire GOP would be all over the place demanding information and a special election to replace the Dem RTFN! They would be nonstop demanding info. Our team? Passive passive passive passive quiet quiet quiet.

For me, one of the most bewildering things about the MAGA movement was and is its most profound rejection of the very concept of universally applicable morals, rules, laws, ethics, social guidelines and norms. It started with mocking of the disabled, something we all agreed was bad and indecent.

If I criticize Saudi Arabia, that is NOT a statement about Muslims or Islam. It’s a statement about the acts of a government. If I criticize Israel, that is NOT a statement about Jews or Judaism. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Have a great day.

I will crawl through fire and broken glass to vote every Republican out of office in the midterms.

One of my greatest moments of resistance was at Alligator Alcatraz. Thumb erectile dysfunction.

Happy Fourth of July, New York City

On July 4th, the man who incited January 6th does not get to lecture the rest of us about saving democracy or what it means to be patriotic.

FEARLESS Black Americans have been confronting hatred with dignity for generations.

Two thumbs for two fifty.

I’m sorta saving “Ding dong the witch is dead” for when Trump dies, so what other show tune can we sing when Machiavellian Mitch croaks?

A nation of immigrants. This interactive map lets you zoom in by census track on which countries of origin are most prominent where. Super cool. Happy 4th. Gift link 🎁 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein.

When scientific research regains funding, I hope someone’s planning to investigate how it’s possible that soooo many dicks were born in America they were able to take over.

Pick a side. I choose fist.

🇺🇸 As we approach the 250th Anniversary of the USA, I'm posting this video so we NEVER forget what Trump's Patriots did on J6. Instead of honoring our Constitution's Peaceful Transfer of Power, seditious Donald unleashed a deadly MAGA MOB on our Capitol to overthrow our fair & just election results.

Liberals are not communists. Liberals are not socialists. Liberals are not anti-capitalists. Liberals are not scum. Liberal empathy is not radical. Liberals’ demand for justice and accountability is not lunacy. Trump is lying to you. FOX News is lying to you. Stephen Miller is lying to you. 📢📢📢

When will the bending begin?

Your bio matters. You are the first three lines. Blank bio? Sus.

This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up

Cartoonist: Daniel Goris

Every Republican accusing Democrats of being communists while at the same time embracing the authoritarianism/fascism that dominates their own political party can fuck right off. Every single one of them. My meltdown.👇 open.substack.com/pub/socialco...

PSA: If you dip your hand in the Reflecting Pool, you will be arrested and prosecuted. If you do this, Trump will pay you. 👇

I’ll be standing on his grave, a Bigly smile on my face and “2 thumbs” way up and my daughter taking a picture for posterity, just like he was after Hurricane Helene in Florida and in the Arlington Cemetery!

Also, thumbs-up to the stealth actors who keep lengthening the gash in The Reflecting Pool every night. It started at 250 feet, then was 300 feet yesterday and was 350 feet today. By the time the vandals finish, the gash will be in Maryland!

See how they’re all gathered ‘round, with their thumbs tucked away like normal people?

He’s made innocent thumbs up signs, cringey. I like thumbs up when going under anesthesia. I like a thumbs up from kids when eating and they can’t all verbalize. I like thumbs up for astronauts ready to leave earth. I hate his and MAGA thumbs up photo opportunities

Don’t they look stupid with their thumbs up.

I'm so sick of seeing that thumbs up gesture they all do I wish they'd stick it where the sun don't shine.😳 that's my rant for today.

FUCK TRUMP and his REGIME

Can we finally all agree that the argument “we should run the country like a business, and therefore elect businessmen to run it” has been a failed experiment?

First it was the 🇺🇸. Then it was me, red hats, and the word “Patriot.” Now they’re claiming the 🌈.

Message: We will carry on without him.