I'm GenX. When I was a kid, being a nerd was a bad thing. Then the nerds invented electric-mail, got rich, and started fucking up the entire world. Seems like we were right about nerds after all.

Tell strangers how you feel about stuff.

I wanna know WHAT THE HELL and I wanna know WHO THE FUCK and I wanna know NOW or at some point in the near or distant future!

May Vectron be with us in these trying times. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVMa...

Shania (of the Twain family) is pronounced "SHAN-yuh" and I won't hear otherwise.

POLL: When you draw a circle, do you draw it clockwise or counter-clockwise? Do you draw right-handed or left-handed?

POLL: When you draw a circle, do you draw it clockwise or counter-clockwise? Do you draw right-handed or left-handed?

If you post something and it's not good enough to deserve at the very least a ♥️ from you, then why did you post it?

I pronounce "parmesan" as "par-MEE-zee-un" and won't stop.

Has anyone used the "Show less like this" option here, and actually seen any results? I feel like it does absolutely nothing.

To all who find the content here objectionable: Consider using your own accountability to improve what you're seeing. Use tools provided to shape your experience. Stop blaming the platform if you're using it poorly. (I will confirm from personal use that "Show less like this" does nothing.)

Why don't shoelaces come with a center mark?

We're counting on you to sign our petition: chng.it/kRpBRdqnyG

I have a doctor's note that says you have to hire me, or else I may die.

Saying loudly, "Clear out, the king is in town" every time I enter a public toilet.

I propose the establishment of "The Screaming Hour," an hour of each day when we all communally agree that it is acceptable for anyone, anywhere, and in any circumstance, to scream as loud and long as they like. I propose this hour begin at 11:00am local time. PLEASE SIGN AT: chng.it/2NvvzQWGKD

I propose: The Screaming Hour. One hour every day when all of us agree that it's OK to scream, anywhere, at all, as much as you need.

Do you ever want to get stuck under a couch and scream and scream and scream until someone shoots you and leaves your lifeless body there? No? Yeah, me neither.

Taskmaster: San Quentin

netflix should do a documentary about people who microwave fish at work.

Is it OK to kiss capybaras?

Destroy anti communists with this one simple question

Someone needs to start producing/selling flags with only 49 stars, specifically for burning purposes, so they're technically not US flags.

I identify as a non-American.

USA™: Proof that genocide and slavery are a winning combo!

𝗛𝗬𝗣𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗦 = an idea about how something might work 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗢𝗥𝗬 = a hypothesis that has been tested and studied, and is more or less proved to be correct "I have a theory about..." No you don't. You have a hypothesis.

𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗗? The US has been an authoritarian state for a long time. Instead of guns protecting a dictatorial government, it's been economics protecting a dictatorial corporatocracy. But now that people are beginning to see this, the system must revert back to guns.

I may not be perfect, but I have excellent taste in music.

Two middle-aged men are walking their dogs. One dog is large, the other small. As the men pass each other the dogs sniff butts, then the large dog eats the small dog, so that the small dog's leash is sticking out of its mouth. The two men look up at each other. They kiss. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀.

I could really go for a bottomless pit right now.

Two older women are walking their nearly identical dogs in a park past each other. Their dogs notice each other, sniff butts, & with a wet shlorping sound, they merge together into a single dog. Both women's leashes are now attached to the one dog's collar. They look at each other bewildered.

People have been asking, "what does the Zefareu Institute actually do, are you like a think tank or something?" What do we do? We mind our own fucking business, that's what we do. Might be nice if more of y'all did the same.

I watch the episodes within each season in the correct order, but I watch the seasons themselves in reverse order. And I ain't here to listen to any guff about it either, so step off.

We over here poppin' emotional wheelies at the Institute.

waiter, there’s neutrinos streaming through my soup

May it be quick. If it can't be quick, may it be painless. If it can't be painless, may it be thorough.

We've been lied to so much, I'm starting to wonder if smoking is, in fact, quite cool.

"Shania" is pronounced "SHAN-yuh" and we're not accepting comments or corrections thank you.

Performance enhancing hugs

How to VASTLY improve online experiences: 𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗠𝗕𝗦-𝗨𝗣𝗦, 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦. To react to something posted online, you could still post your own thoughts, on your own account, and reference the original.

PRO TIP: whatever your favourite way is to cook an egg -- that's the best way to cook an egg. 🥚🍳

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Self awareness has never made me happier. The guy's an asshole, frankly. I'm happy to forget all about him.

I think you can kiss capybaras but can someone confirm?

Remember: There is no I or U in HOPE

New idea: "Weekend Cigarette Club"