I hate to do this (especially in the middle of me planning out a more important campaign), but my current headset broke and I am looking to complete any quick banner commissions to be able to afford a new one. Full details in the replies and on my Ko-Fi. ko-fi.com/c/a92d9bdbd7

MILLION SUNDAY - i thought i called out to you new album out now, and it’s bandcamp friday! these songs are me trying to communicate the ways i think and feel when i can’t sleep or haven’t slept. i hope you enjoy, and please help me out by sharing this millionsunday.bandcamp.com/album/i-thou...

makin a bagel now. toasting fast. late night snack in my own home. (dududududududududu) cause i need fooood (dududududududududu) and that Is food

world is crazy. oomf booked to go bouldering. wym u gotta Book a Rock? they that busy outside??

they could never give me a butterfly knife i just hit myself in the neck spinning my keys around

I'm sure most of my followers have heard about this already, but DMV FGC member Ludovic/Lud has been detained by ICE. Obviously no pressure but if theres any contribution you can make, it would be greatly appreciated. www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...

yearning on that third monday in january... i could only dream... i shoulda been in the contents of his character

so how come when i calll youuuuu-

got back the girl who dumped this knowledge on me without my consent. she was saying hubris wrong i had to put a stop to it. (she was like hue bree. she was clu lee)

this disease shit crazy i be like "what did i eat that hurt me 🧐?" nothing dickhead, nah literally nothing you been sitting there thinking since breakfast time go Eat something

oh thats chu chu we got his lil rass in the garage suffering

danger is a beautiful name for a girl 😤

A frog...? Kermothy Frog!!!????

lemme tell ya I got a banger Kermit The Frog impression if I do say so myself. for those three words and then I sound like a minnesotan newscaster

my lateness is a coping mechanism you see. im late because i don't want to be early. and i dont want to be early because i don't want to be alone.

sparkling water got all these damn flavors cause they can just put a hint of anything in there and you gotta go "yes i suppose a lemon was involved". artistic license ass up to subjective interpretation ass water. im big on death of the author, not like literally, we should just rough him up a bit*

malort is how alcohol is supposed to taste. soju is like spoñgebob guy "What Did You Put In My Drink"

they sellin mochi ice cream on campus. its over for me. my wallet. my bank account. might disrupt the circulation of all us currency. life as we know it. the canadian dollars i've randomly had in my wallet for a year now (over).

everything looks fine to me when im packing. 50 pairs of underwear? hell yeah. nippy out there. who do you think i am? winnie the pooh? im here now i got no socks. who the fuck did i think i was? johnny appleseed?

strengths: saying things that make sense weaknesses: doing things that make sense

me when i’m playing worms

nonchalant af. i dont gotta relieve myself cause i aint even worried fr.

barrington levy made a whole good career off being able to hit a random ass perfect minor arpeggio at any time, and gibberish. that guy woulda killed strawberry fields forever, somebody make that happen

cat toots be like nya-aaaaaaa www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kCl...

what the fuck do you mean segue is pronounced segway

my struggl is clearly that of the maintenance of a whimsical demeanor in these decidedly less whimsical times. There is bound to be a bit of calibration finding oneself in the faking of it prior to the making of it

explained stomp clap theory to the masses. immediately after, a song in 12 8 came on and my dumbass went ah, 4 dotted quarter notes, this is stomp clap guys, and muddled the message. theory v2: every song is stomp clap just figure it the fuc

0 tabs open rn ireallydgaf

my overworld battle intro music

my underwater battle intro music

brainstorming ways to explain music time to folks who need to know as quickly as possible. every song is either stomp clap or stomp clap clap? the stomp clap is not interrupted for any reason? the stomp clap continues until morale improves and the musicians' job is finished?

wait ashit the bsky feed was best when i could run out of it i have to go back (as opposed to logging off)

becoming gay by watching porn at optimal spaced repetition intervals

if i had a clone we would dap until we'd workshopped the smoothest embrace known to mankind. a handshake alone would get me hired on a pirate ship no second interview, the two piece would bring light back to ben carson's eyes

if we can spin this ai advent into something that makes me asking an annoying amount of questions to a friend a noble and virtuous act, then regardless of what happens to the world i personally would have won out

i want some ice cream

told im torment nexusing with my serverance headmate idea. havent seen either of those things actually, but torment nexus is definitely gonna be our band name

it's possible a little hearing loss may be imperative to the musical journey, you start going "eh close enough" and playing insane shit

It really does work

all the real niggas dead or in jail

The storm architect #rivalsofaether2 #absa

im a lil slow i got that dog in me he a tarryer

how to stop saying thank you so often at restaurants an places? the problem is i'm truly so thankful. waitress show up and im like oh my god 🥹orange juice. oh my god.

maybe underestimating the social effect of just straight up seeing somebody another time 🤔

i dont drive dangerous but i will drive embarassingly. i can harmlessly confuse and anger myself and others. cops will pull me over to ask what exactly i was thinking. airbags might pop out just to see what's going on

i said no twitter today. 9:37 pm im on bluesky. i've failed. i've disappointed myself and my loved ones.

whooped my friend in street fighter call that juri nullification

finally on twitter 2. unfortunate.