Reminder that the only reason Kentucky is here is because the officials wouldn't grant Santa Clara a timeout before a UK half-court shot to sink the mid-major. Basketball gods apparently didn't like that.

It would be tempting to assume that Arsenal didn't really care about today - experimental lineup, backup keeper, frightfully defensive setup and tactics - but the truth is Arteta shrinks from big games as a manager and that underscores everything. Incredibly disappointing effort.

Arsenal playing like cowards and got punished, a very very old story.

Credit to Nebraska for switching to a zone for the final couple of minutes. Absolutely killed the Vandy momentum.

That stinks for Audi Crooks. 😭

So Duke is just gonna shoot a ton more free throws than their opponents all tournament, huh.

I am going to enjoy watching Yaxel Lendeborg in the NBA.

Yeah, I honestly don't understand why people enjoy this guy. He is a walking test case.

10-women Thorns fucking up Seattle Reign? We love to see it.

the Nova women having just as much trouble in the final frame as the men's team. 😪

Human beings were a mistake

Did I just read that WNBA players won a 400 PERCENT raise thanks to their labor union? Pull that out the hat next time someone pulls one of those anti-union rants.

Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

Another wide receiver for the team that is definitely not featuring Travis Hunter on offense.

Very upset the tiny Santa Clara guy with the giant bouncy guy on him forced two ego 3-pointers that got blocked into the middle of next week.

People are whining there aren't enough sickos on BlueSky but I'm reading threads #onhere about the father (killer?) of cheerleading who died playing pickleball but only after inspiring Charlie Kirk, we are not the same.

I was going to say that we need to encourage more pieces of shit to play pickleball, but judging from anecdotal experience most of them already do

*looks left* *looks right* *whispers* Yes they did, Rob. 77m of them did.

I will briefly acknowledge pickleball - well done, pickleball - before going right back to ignoring it and hating how many basketball runs have died because of it. sports.yahoo.com/articles/cha...

The Love-to-Titans rumor appears to have eased people's fear about the Giants taking an RB and killing Skattebo's value... but I keep staring at Mike Washington Jr., No. 37 overall and it makes too much stylistic sense. Call me crazy.

That being said, only getting awarded one more free throw all night than the number of players who got minutes is pretty damning when you only play five guys!

Maybe Duke's next opponent will play more than five players in 40 minutes.

Blocking foul on that guy's face, for impending the other guy's elbow.

Lemon Pound Cake.

it seems simple but a lot of people can’t seem to understand that disliking/hating/being put off by people representing your country at any given time doesn’t mean you hate your country

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It's becoming a special, special season for my Gunners. I'm trying not to think about it.

A good night. Arsenal into the Quarter-Final with a convincing performance. City and Chelsea out. 😂

Will the Colts be able to field a starting 22? My column:

This feels huge for Houston.

Keep an eye on Courtland Sutton. Seems like a logical target for the Rams or Patriots if they miss out on AJ Brown... and if the Broncos truly are trying to recalibrate the WR archetype on that Denver offense.

Relevant information for my Washington state neighbors.

Some Xfinity commercial just reminded me that somehow Dude Perfect still exists and my faith in humanity just dipped another 0.1 percent.

I am so tired of Americans acting like the Strait of Hormuz is our possession that somehow needs to be liberated. We did this to ourselves. Time to pay the piper. And yes, I mean everyone. America sucks and as citizens we all own this shit. Deal with it.

That may have been a fun 90 minutes for the talking head that said yesterday Liverpool is the best team in England. Lmao.

Ross Barkley scoring goals in The Year Of Our Lord 2026?

Big NFL Media's worst quote tweeter is at it again.

For those not watching, Portland just allowed a goal at 90+15 against a 10-man side. Really fun stuff.

I will, however, continue to Post Through the Timbers and how terrible they are. Neville, two years of varsity as a CB sitting over here on my couch. Guaranteed not to get dumb red cards by cleating opponents from behind. Gimmie a call!

Portland decided to do the Timbers Swoon early this year, that's thoughtful of them.

Nothing I hate more than someone trying to tell me you “have to” cheer for a superstar as a fan of the sport. No I don’t, I am a hater before and above all else.

At 16 years and 73 days old, Max Dowman becomes the youngest goalscorer in Premier League history. ✨

Team DR has a moral and ethical requirement to prevent this group of living and breathing Thin Blue Line Punisher Tattoos from fulfilling their dream: eating cold McDoubles with a decomposing pedophile

It's super interesting what laws we choose to enforce (and against whom) and which laws aren't "worth devoting resources to."

As fantasy managers we need to realize that there are some top NFL offenses that just... aren't that friendly for non-bestball fantasy football and that's OK.

Reminder - rostering Broncos with Payton at the wheel is Actually Bad. Lil Jordan and McLaughlin will be pissing you all off all season.

I mean, I think it's really nice that the Rams are considering bringing in a mentor to teach Puka how to read.