munchies hit me so bad I ordered two dinners

the absurdity of having to lock-in to focus on moving when the world is burning and my body is screaming is so infuriating

*eats disappointing plain whole wheat bread* "This is the kind of bread that's supposed to stop you from masturbating" - @withlove-orchid.bsky.social

Lease signed, moving next week. I wish I could feel more relief, but I still have so much I need to do, so I remain stressed and full of dread 🥹 Tips are welcome and greatly appreciated. Moving is sooo expensive 😭💖 $maggiefern69

mmmm ciabatta

He manned up and sent the cancellation fee but imagine being that disrespectful to two cuties like us?

Adorable photo of me and @maggiefern69.bsky.social taken before we were no-called no-showed for the first time. I’m incredibly livid, upset, disappointed. If you’d like to make us feel better, send a treat to our cashapps 💔 NYC providers feel free to dm me for this jerks info.

I haven't found an apartment yet and it's not for lack of trying really, really hard. Being priced out of my neighborhood already sucks and everything feels so bleak and awful 😞

I went to the Y as a kid but these YMCA pool conditions are so bad that for the first time in my life I'm considering joining Equinox smh but it's soooo pricey, if anyone wants to gift me a membership I would be sooo grateful 🥹

"vegan beef burgundy should be called mushroom maroon" - @withlove-orchid.bsky.social

Let's end 2025 with a bang 🍾 I'm available New Year's Eve, so reach out to tempt me with a good time 🥂

i bonked my head and now i look like magmar, need this arnica ointment to work faster

He saw me two weeks ago and took my excellent suggestion of bringing me and one of my hot friends together 🥰 Duos with @maggiefern69.bsky.social are my absolute fav 💦

December is filling up, but I still have some availability 😘

Been an angel all year 😇 But now I want to be BAD 😈 Will you be my Santa, baby? 🥺 Plan a date with me via the link in my bio 💝

pussy is not doordash. plan your pleasure accordingly. you look foolish trying to rush a stranger.

my website just renewed at $336 for the year if any angels would like to help me cover that cost for the year 👼

This Giving Tuesday, divest from the nonprofit industrial complex and consider grassroots orgs who are doing the work to feed and care for your community! Community gardens, jail support, and even just the informal mutual aid of feeding an unhoused hungry neighbor. We can all make a difference.

*ms. liz voice* let's make soup, a nice big bowl of cream of us 🍲

Tho this smol business saturday is almost over, just a friendly reminder that I am happily accepting tips, custom requests, and deposits for future dates ✨ I no longer have COVID. As a freelancer, I only get paid when I work and I lost work from my illness so any help is appreciated! $maggiefern69

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

if you're a so-called "fellow performer" you should know better than to send unsolicited dick pics :) me being a SW is not consent. sending unsolicited, unpaid, unwarranted dick pics is just sexual harassment.

noooo my hand slipped playing pokemon and I accidentally used my master ball on a budew 😭 and it auto saved! even tho i shut the game off immediately lmaooo

We have extended through December 💗 contact either of us to make magic happen ✨

☃️ 🎄 🕎 Now booking for December and beyond 🕎 🎄☃️ Whether you know what you want or prefer to have me take the lead, I'm a great dinner date and an even better lover 🤭 It may be cold outside, but I'm certainly not 😜 come and let me warm your tired bones 💋 me website is linked below ⬇️ and in me bio

☃️ 🎄 🕎 Now booking for December and beyond 🕎 🎄☃️ Whether you know what you want or prefer to have me take the lead, I'm a great dinner date and an even better lover 🤭 It may be cold outside, but I'm certainly not 😜 come and let me warm your tired bones 💋 me website is linked below ⬇️ and in me bio

If you don’t wanna screen then I don’t want to see you. <3

Our relationship guidebooks are back in stock - and still for sale at cost! And don’t forget the digital download will always be free. 💋 www.workinggirlspress.com/store/p/part...

Good morning! Here’s to an early morning farting session! <3

I just tested positive for COVID :( between needing to find a new place to live, my sweet baby boy passing away, and now being sick, I'm really struggling. I won't be able to work for the next 10 days so I would really appreciate some tips to help me get through this time. $maggiefern69 thank you

CW: pet death, ER I am absolutely devastated to share that my sweet, precious, perfect little boy Pelusa has crossed the rainbow bridge after a terrifying rush to the ER with CPR and chest compressions in the back of an Uber. I will always love him. Thank you to everyone who loved him too

Don’t miss the ‘Please Nut November’ duo special with my number one crush @maggiefern69.bsky.social through 11/30: 90 min: 1,700 2H: 2,000 3H: 2,500 4H: 4,000 Fill out either of our forms to book or reach out directly if you’re an old friend 🖤

struggling to hold disappointment without letting it swallow me whole

accidentally gave myself a black eye by scratching it too hard while I was half asleep??? what in the anemia

stretching leather to fit my ass feels like the inverse of being a scene kid tightening jeans in a bathtub circa 2008

i voted for mamdani ofc 💅 although i do not believe our liberation will come from electoral politics, i still vote. my undocumented parents never had the option to participate

shitting crying losing my mind over an apartment that is sooooo beautiful but 1500 doll hairs out of my budget 💔💔💔😭😭😭

Please Nut November duo special with my number one crush @maggiefern69.bsky.social: 90 min: 1,700 2H: 2,000 3H: 2,500 4H: 4,000 Fill out either of our forms to book 😘

I love first-timers. I so appreciate the trust and hold that with reverence. You are safe with me 💖 Thank you for allowing me to be your soft place to land.

introducing a sub to sounding>>>>>>

just learned I need to move by 1/31 🫠 I've wanted to move for years now but there's several reasons that has not happened and I'm v stressed between not having the savings to make that happen and the NYC rental market

someone send me fifty doll hairs to upgrade to the paid letterboxd features

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel You were talking so brave and so sweet Givin’ me head on the unmade bed While the limousines wait in the street

A no-call no-show is so wack and disrespectful. If you decide not to go through with a booking for any reason, cancel appropriately instead of being a coward 💖

ISO: a miracle

itching to go somewhere I've never been

idk who needs to hear this, but if you have not unpacked your relationship with escapism and impulse control, sobriety may find you drawn to new vices and behaviors beyond substance use; same song with different lyrics

craving a couples massage + spa date

Assata died as an elder, living in freedom, not a captive. That's the beauty.