if anyone wants to treat me and @tiataylor.bsky.social to dinner tonight…we will have a toast in your honor 😘🥂

It is such an insane experience to be out Black Friday shopping and be told at the register that the retailer doesn’t accept cash. Their reasoning being that accepting cash gives thieves a reason to break into their establishment 🤔

A big thank you to the sweetie who knew I was wiped from a long drive and cooking for 12 for 2 days and thought to send me a lil something so I could treat myself to brunch 🙏 I really appreciate gestures like that—they help me be better about taking care of myself 💗

And it's about to get worse

Fed and entertained 12 people with a full spread for two whole days, making everything from scratch with my sister 👩🏻‍🍳👩🏻‍🍳 Played bartender. Accommodated the elderly. Wrangled 3 children under the age of 6. Cleaned up baby puke.

My therapist observed today that I am “on one.” So beware, I guess.

🤓 captured in my element by @emmathephotohoe.bsky.social

Who’s going to take me to see No Other Choice in Indianapolis? 🥺👉👈 That’s the closest place to me that it’s showing and I’ll totally make the drive for a dinner date that includes this limited screening.

I am parachuting into what may be a very unhinged Thanksgiving thanks to recent changes in the guest list 🤡 I plan to detach and observe like an anthropologist and only bite if provoked 😇 Good luck to all of you heading into the trenches this week 🦃🫡

POV I am disrobing and you remember you left your bifocals in the car again 😣

I just found out a family member had a terrible accident and is in the hospital. Feels like an anvil just fell on my heart and smashed it. So I don’t know if I’ll be able to send out my newsletter this weekend. I’m a wreck. You may have to wait until next week.

Well, I guess I have to start over unfortunately. With no updates about why my last account got deleted, I'm starting from scratch 🙄 help me find my people! #oursky #addtooursky #blacksky #datewa #dateseattle #gfe #fmty #fssw

Working on a special Black Friday treat for my newsletter subscribers 🤗 Keep an eye out this weekend! 👀 You won’t wanna miss it!

Dear guys with armpit hair fetishes, I realize that (in theory) licking my armpit sounds hot. I have zero objections to my pits being licked. But if you want that you should probably give me a heads up before the session so you don’t end up with a mouthful of deodorant, which is NOT hot. Thx, Mgmt

This shit is crazy.

Just made the acquaintance of an art dealer and I have the feeling this is the beginning of a long and mutually beneficial relationship ☺️ We were discussing the provenance of a lithograph in his collection and he complimented my taste and my outfit.

Do I have any Indianapolis admirers? Considering a visit this Thursday (11/20), but will only make concrete plans for pre-bookings.

The worst part of not smoking weed anymore is the extremely vivid, realistic dreams I have that replicate some stressful, believable real life scenario so that I wake up with my adrenaline pumping and not feeling rested in the least 😥

Taking a break from travel. It’s too rough on my sleep schedule and immune system, plus my airport (CVG) is one of the airports affected by the govt shutdown and I don’t want to deal with that mess. If you want to see me you know where to find me 😘

One of the things about Mamdani is he went at Cuomo, in person, about how Cuomo committed sexual assault. A man standing up for women like that because he clearly was disgusted by it and wanted to hold Cuomo accountable means a lot, especially on such a bright stage

Being in NYC in the days leading up to the election was electrifying. I was in East Village during the marathon. Canvassers were out and the streets were humming with energy, excitement, and hope. It fed my soul. I really needed that. Congrats NYC! You did it! 🥂🎉

best ROI? a foldable memory foam mattress most of my friends and family across the country have guest rooms with sleeper sofas or Murphy beds that are too uncomfortable to sleep on without a memory foam buffer

in NYC out partying for Halloweeeeeen! NYC SWers DM me if you wanna get together this weekend! I will be out and around

BTS from today’s shoot with @emmathephotohoe.bsky.social 📸💛✨

who else is a sucker for demure socks? 👀

Pittsburgh, I have time for one meet this evening. May the best inquiry win. Go!

I feel like I’m gonna get nuked off Twitter/X any day now. Yes, X is an absolute hellhole toxic waste swamp. Unfortunately, it is an accurate reflection of the absolute hellhole toxic waste swamp that is the world. It’s a micro of the macro.

Over the past 2 days, I have been touched by w/ your dedicated support & care. We are $5054.00 away from covering the judgment. Today's ask: Can you share this w/ your mutual aid networks, friends, family members, or other trusted individuals who might be able to help? gofund.me/1c444e25f

listening to John Lurie hypnotically chant “please come to me and enjoy my beastliness” while buzzing off fancy Turkish delight edibles and packing for my east coast trip 🧳

brought my outdoor plants inside last night due to an impending freeze which involved me putting them in the shower for a good watering that caused a ton of bugs and moths to fly out of them and congregate around my overhead bathroom lights so I had to get them outside somehow

memory foam is great if you love waking up in a hot dent

wearing my Crave pendant necklace to @humpfilmfest.bsky.social felt appropriate

the night before the Louvre robbery I felt strangely compelled to browse the Heist Movies category on Tubi for the first time…this is how my premonitions work…never straightforward…🔮

let’s play a game…name a memorable scene in a film that features an egg 🥚🎬 if you screenshot or link the scene, even better!

If you’ve reached out about seeing me on my east coast tour but haven’t sent me your screening info or deposit yet, it’s not in my calendar. Easily rectified!

was annoyed picking cat hair out of my lip gloss then saw my cat annoyed by one of my hairs all twisted up in his whiskers 😹

The winners for the largest photo microscopy competition were just announced and they do NOT disappoint!! [Photos shared with permission courtesy of the 2025 Nikon Small World Photo Competition] 🧪🔬

I wore tights sans panties when we went out to dinner, felt the breeze tickle my clit and got wet from friction and anticipation… he spanked me and ate me through them when we got back to the room 🥵 I hope he doesn’t have nylon burns on his face from me riding it so hard 🤭

I would do UNHOLY THINGS for this sheer trench coat Marion Cotillard is wearing! Is it mesh? Who’s the designer? I MUST KNOW.

tariffs are cockblocking me from this original Czech movie poster for Fantastic Planet 😤

got treated to some Wolford hosiery I fully intend on wearing in a future photo shoot the seams on these are so subtle and well-considered and comfortable and utterly divine

The Right is nakedly trying to make it illegal to call them fascists which is about the most obviously fascist thing you could come up with.

a certain N. Kr*stof is going to be giving a lecture in my city in a few days and I am extremely tempted to show up and grill him as an audience member on his ideas on the Nordic model, Pornhub, and his role in FOSTA-SESTA

a message from Frank Ocean and my ass (two highly aligned entities)

Does anyone else whip themselves into an absolute frenzy of planning and preparation for a whole week before going out of town? 😅 I swear I get more tightly wound each day but the day I leave all that nervous energy dissipates. I need to know what’s happening to my dopamine and cortisol here.

I’m also down for a quick visit to Cleveland 9/22-23 if I get a couple pre-bookings! Would love an outdoorsy activity if the weather’s nice, or something related to food, shopping, art, or books/movies/music.

UPCOMING TRAVEL ✈️🧳🚗 🌆 Chicago • 9/18-21 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Columbus • 10/27 Pittsburgh • 10/28 Baltimore • 10/29 Philadelphia • 10/30 NYC • 10/31-11/3 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Tampa/Clearwater • 12/23-27 Send me an email introducing yourself if you’d like to meet 💌

Just a heads up that my only remaining availability in Cincinnati between now and 9/24 will be this Thurs-Sat if you want to celebrate my 40th birthday with me! 🥂 Otherwise you’ll have to wait until I’m back in town from Chicago on 9/24.

Chicagoooooo, I’ll be visiting 9/18-21 to celebrate my 40th birthday! 🥳🍾 Mainly a personal trip with friends + family and a fairly packed itinerary but I can sneak away and make time for a client or two on Saturday 😘

feeling a lot of resentment about having to exist publicly online rn