The Right is nakedly trying to make it illegal to call them fascists which is about the most obviously fascist thing you could come up with.

a certain N. Kr*stof is going to be giving a lecture in my city in a few days and I am extremely tempted to show up and grill him as an audience member on his ideas on the Nordic model, Pornhub, and his role in FOSTA-SESTA

a message from Frank Ocean and my ass (two highly aligned entities)

Does anyone else whip themselves into an absolute frenzy of planning and preparation for a whole week before going out of town? 😅 I swear I get more tightly wound each day but the day I leave all that nervous energy dissipates. I need to know what’s happening to my dopamine and cortisol here.

I’m also down for a quick visit to Cleveland 9/22-23 if I get a couple pre-bookings! Would love an outdoorsy activity if the weather’s nice, or something related to food, shopping, art, or books/movies/music.

UPCOMING TRAVEL ✈️🧳🚗 🌆 Chicago • 9/18-21 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Columbus • 10/27 Pittsburgh • 10/28 Baltimore • 10/29 Philadelphia • 10/30 NYC • 10/31-11/3 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Tampa/Clearwater • 12/23-27 Send me an email introducing yourself if you’d like to meet 💌

Just a heads up that my only remaining availability in Cincinnati between now and 9/24 will be this Thurs-Sat if you want to celebrate my 40th birthday with me! 🥂 Otherwise you’ll have to wait until I’m back in town from Chicago on 9/24.

Chicagoooooo, I’ll be visiting 9/18-21 to celebrate my 40th birthday! 🥳🍾 Mainly a personal trip with friends + family and a fairly packed itinerary but I can sneak away and make time for a client or two on Saturday 😘

feeling a lot of resentment about having to exist publicly online rn

Rates for dates under 3hrs have been updated and are effective immediately 😊

are we in The Death of Stalin rn? 👀

US SWers, how are we feeling about international travel for work with the current state of…everything?

This is how I get abducted.

Telling myself the writers on this last episode of Foundation concocted an icemaker situation so they could slip in this Easter egg 🖕

I recognize the problematic origins of ahegao and would never do it irl, but ahegao face is an accurate representation of how it feels to get a foot massage.

My massage therapist and I were discussing which parts of my body would be best and worst to eat, based on my body composition. Ass: prime cut, nicely marbled, for the grill Shoulders/traps: cheap cut, tough and stringy, suitable only for the crockpot

Salsa On My Tits Again: The Sequel

rot in pieces 🪦

~early sapphic tendencies c. 2004~ my bestie was down in the dumps the guy she’d been talking to was being a dbag (her type= tattooed dbags) so I gave myself a half sleeve w Fruit Stripe gum tattoos and bought a flower and came over to smolder at her/cheer her up and it worked

Selena (@prettyboygirl) has been deplatformed from Insta ☹️ You may know them as Selena the Stripper, from their Patreon, their activism, or their podcast Heaux in the Know. Selena is an important voice I’ve followed for a while. Help them rebuild a following here!

Been neglecting my messages and inbox due to being in an extended post-socializing refractory period 🛌 I promise everyone will get responses tomorrow. Thanks for your enduring patience and adoration in spite of my quirks and limitations 💕

🌞 SUMMER PSA 🌞 the blood of a sweaty, ovulating host is top shelf to mosquitoes

meeting for cocktail hour in the conservatory after he gets off work

I fucked up 😬 I told my niece and nephew that soda tastes better in a glass bottle and let them try mine. They agreed. Now they refuse canned or fountain soda from their parents, wailing, “BUT IT TASTES BETTER IN THE BOTTLLLLLLLLE!” 💀

• lady on Reddit brags about being an advocate for SWers while simultaneously expressing whorephobic views • I tell her she can’t be an advocate for SWers if she holds those views • she asks who am I to tell her she can’t be an advocate???? how dare I??? 😡

the season finale of The Gilded Age was perfect in every way 🥲

guy on the street just tried to get my attention by shouting, “AYYY, BJÖRK!” so I guess that’s how I present publicly to strangers

catching a flight with you doesn’t have to involve layovers, delays, and jet lag🍷 (I was a big fan of the Pinot with notes of fresh cut grass)

anyone else noticing absolutely insane behavior from people around them during this retrograde? lots of out-of-pocket behavior and people snapping from finally reaching their limit

I have never been stung by a bee because they can sense my lack of fear and good intentions and you’ll never convince me otherwise

"For years, obscenity has been all but a defunct legal category that narrowly defines speech that remains unprotected by the First Amendment. [The bill] would explode this legal category, expanding it to encompass virtually all visual representations of sex."

I’ll be raising my rates for shorter dates (1hr/2hr) Sep 1st. Any dates booked + deposit paid in August will be honored at my current rate. I’m still open to short meetups, but I want to encourage dinner dates, outings, and more extended, relaxed experiences.

was reading the replies in a SWer’s retirement post where all her followers were wishing her well in her future endeavors and thanking her for the impact she’s had on their lives 🥲 then some degen in the replies said “missing that asshole” 😑 a 💩 amongst the 💐

Play this video repeatedly in the background over the next week to help @siridahl.com make YouTube partner! www.youtube.com/live/E7B2ErF...

I need to walk into the woods and scream until I’m not angry anymore

the problem with changing the setting to require alt text on my images before I post is that 75% of the time I lack the executive function to do so and since there’s no drafts folder on BlueSky I end up deleting and not posting at all 🫠

had my niece and nephew over to my place yesterday and my SIL told me they’ve been visiting lots of people but this is the first time she’s seen them actually relax and feel comfortable enough in another environment to be themselves 🥲

patio nights. fireflies. moths hurling their bodies into the citronella tiki torch flame over and over, wings singed and damaged, until they fully ignite and fall, flaming, onto the ground—kamikaze meteorites driven to demise by the dumbest biological impulse 🪦

busy doing auntie shit from now til next Monday, so consider me out of office until 8/11 😘

Columbus, thanks for the naked swims and chill breakfast dates! Just my speed 😘 Made a quick stop in Dayton on the way home for Old Scratch Pizza (Angry Beekeper is my go-to 🤤) and to stop by the club where I started my dancing career.

I have Thursday incall availability in Columbus! Rare for me to have an incall so take advantage. It’s a super cute cozy spot with a kitchen so we can make omelets for breakfast ☺️

just screened out a client who inquired bc I saw him asking Grok questions on X 👎 if you’re wondering why I won’t see you, consider your public online activity my pussy my rules

finally yielding to my executive dysfunction and looking into paying a local chef to make me X amount of prepared meals every week I’ve tried everything else and have failed 😓 this will actually *save* me money compared to all the takeout I order and groceries that spoil

Catch me in Columbus next Wednesday and Thursday (7/30-31)! Email or message if you’ll be around and want to see me 💌 [email protected]

We might have a mayor who not only knows what full decriminalization means, but supports it! Thanks to this exercise in burning rich people’s money!

kiss it better? 🥺

i want to note that the christofascist attack on "porn" isn't actually an attempt to make the internet or the world child safe in any real way. these people abuse the fuck out of children and oppose sex education largely because it makes children able to identify and name that abuse

rescued a bird today! I was afraid this lil guy was dying—he was lying on his side, completely still, barely breathing, blinking 😥 after sitting in my hand for a couple minutes he seemed to shake it off and hopped off my hand and flew away (I think he was in shock)

so excited to acquire this gorgeous vintage snake belt 🤩 made in Italy, stamped EA Mod Dep, fully articulated gold tone metal on black leather very well made, excellent craftsmanship, perfect condition total collector’s piece and I can’t wait to wear itttttttttt

just looked at my FB Marketplace reviews for the first time ever and they said my strengths are punctuality, communication, friendliness, and fair negotiation 🤭