The Cult of the Candy Witch continues its efforts to compile it holy text the Liber Dulciarum and now they have request for those who have been visited by the Candy Witch in the past. What wisdom (if any) have her visits imparted? #swlrp

The cult of the Candy Witch has begun compiling a holy text, The Liber Dulciarum.

After 2,457 episodes in 49 seasons, Super Sentai ends its 50-year weekly run today すべてに感謝します https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1qz5adx/after_2457_episodes_in_49_seasons_super_sentai/

“Ms. Yuuko gives the best advice because she was born in 80’s and thus has the wisdom and knowledge that comes from having experienced deep time.” -Anna Kovalenko on why she asks me for dating advice instead of her mom -_-

The Council of Venice has important information for all active field agents: https://imgur.com/gallery/time-to-feast-71diGcC

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: my.uplift.ie/petitions/ta... @uplift.ie

Odin had quite a day chasing Mila the Ridgeback around the park, leading mommy on a chase halfway to Amstelveen, rolling in thorns that tore up mommy’s hand when pulling them out, getting attacked by a guard dog who didn’t think any of this was funny (he’s […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]

Me: (coming home from work, in the living room Sarah McGowan, Emma Kerry, and Rebecca McDonald are sitting in the living room talking with mom) Mom: Yuuko! Your friends say they found a noodle place to try for Nollaig na mBan, I thought it be a good way to end our vacation! Me: My Friends? Sarah […]

Nollaig na mBan shona daoibh

The best of Dad: “Why does everything in this house have a curse and a tragic backstory.” – Dad on our Christmas decorations “Don’t meow at me” – Dad on Anna explanation of Ownership in rust “Explain your cultures reverence for these puppets and their affiliation with rock music” -Dad on Zig and Zag

Mom: (Looking at Anna computer) …I don’t understand, why would you want to hold it while he pees? Anna: Because it’s unhinged, they don’t expect it. Mom: Sweety this is one of the least sexy things that can happen in a marriage, after Hiro’s heart attack, I had to help him take out his catheter […]

“This show creates unrealistic expectations about the sewing and tailoring abilities of young men. It is however an accurate depiction of true wuv between two goobers” -Dad on Dress up Darling

"It healed a little a bit of my heart to see The Greatest Robot on Earth arc get the serious treatment it deserves, but small number of episodes lead to some pacing problems and I did not care for the character redesigns, 6.5/10" -Dad on Pluto

A very specific problem that only a very small percentage of the population has had to deal with https://imgur.com/gallery/mom-found-yaoi-O2c3F2V

Dad: Why are you watching this? Isn't this just Tuesday for you? Me: No...its more like Monday, we like to process cases involving minors at the start of the week so families can arrange their schedules appropriately. Dad: And what differentiates a fight over pray among cryptids from a love […]

"Crisis counselors and psychiatric medications exist to prevent this kind of thing from happening in public...and that woman is not properly dressed for any kind of sparing." -Dad on Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider

When someone asks why I keep working on the open social web when normal users don't care about protocols

"Why is everyone attracted to the awkward boy with the missing testicle? why is there a rock band at an exorcism? That woman is not old enough to be a grandmother." -Dad on Dandadan

It's the liminal time between Christmas and New Years, the time of year when busy adults attempt to catch up with their anime backlog. And since Dad is also here and Mom has confiscated his phone to keep his blood pressure under control, that mean he is also watching and sharing his opinions.

While the Candy Witch is currently in Hibernation, she did leave a note wishing her friend safe travels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozuuBWuY8rU

Baking is already underway!

In honor of the coming holiday, here are some of my favorite Christmas memories https://pastebin.com/PU97Kf7j https://pastebin.com/Dfuz8TcA https://pastebin.com/UqPmVZe3 https://pastebin.com/7tcPk19w

#FairyTaleTuesday #Celtic: `Holly was regarded with superstition. If brought into the house before Christmas Eve strife, family quarrels, and disputes would ensue. Here it may be mentioned that the old people said, if you pluck a sprig of holly in flower […] [Original post on hear-me.social]

When the Countess of Gleichen learned that her husband had escaped from captivity with a new wife in tow, she fully welcomed the refugee princess who had helped her husband win his freedom. #mythologymonday https://wiki.sunkencastles.com/wiki/The_Double_Marriage_of_the_Gleichens

Momotaro (Peach Boy) is a Japanese folktale about a young boy who was found floating down a river inside a giant peach. He grew up to be a hero who defeated a band of fierce oni with the help of his talking animal companions (a dog, a monkey, and a pheasant). 🎨Suzuki Harunobu, 1890. #MythologyMonday

We are back from the Wizards Imperial Ball, no major shenanigans to report this year, but the highlight of the evening was when of a member of the host called Gabriel recounted his famous visit with the shepherds…the message was apparently formalized in the subsequent translations -_- "And so […]

On our way to the wizards imperial ball :)

Can any catgirl confirm or deny these allegations

Fortune Teller Studying a Book of Necromancy, 1847 by Clémentine Dondey.

(The Cult of the Candy Witch, huddled together on the couch in fear) Me: What's wrong? Evan: Mr. S is smiling and it's freaking us out. Me: Dad? Dad: The code gremlin showed me a TikTok of the young man who was frolicking in the suicide woods being beaten and this made my heart smile. Me: That […]

Tomorrow is the Winter Solstice and the Wizards Imperial Ball https://pastebin.com/Q1u4Vxuq

While fascist ideas never found a foothold among the majority of Americans, they exerted considerable influence during the period between the first and second world wars. Extremist groups like the Silver Shirts, the Christian Front, the Black Legion and the Ku Klux Klan claimed hundreds of […]

#WyrdWednesday #LegendaryWednesday #Celtic: `The twelfth and final day of Christmas, January 6, was known in Ireland as Nollaig na mBan or Women’s Christmas or Little Christmas. As a reward for their hard work over the Christmas season, it was a day off from […] [Original post on hear-me.social]

The Council of Venice would like to ask all active agents to please refrain from feeding any reindeer you may encounter (He is on a diet, do not believe his lies).

Went to the Nutcracker Monday night and came back home like this.

(Dad sees Connar lighting a menorah) Dad: Why are you lighting a menorah? You went on a 20-minute rant about Israel this morning. Connar: I made a promise to the person it used to belong to. Dad: Isn’t hypocritical it to keep that promise while ranting against Israel? Connar: It is not, because […]

Mom: (sitting next Anna on the couch while see dose homework) So what kind of internet memes do you like Anna? Anna: (excitedly pulls a external hard drive from her purse) And then they looked at memes for almost an hour and mom spent the most of the time looking at Anna laptop screen like this.

Today Dek and Thia joined our nativity scene, our current scene contains 1 RX-78GP03S Gundam 1 Dragon (Drogon from ASOIF) Batman, Yoda, and Spock 1 Yautja tending his 4 Xenomorphs 1 Yautja making his way to Bethlehem with ½ a Weyland-Yutani android 2 Tontons 1 T-Rex 1 horse (Shadowfax) Ellen […]

In honor of St. Nicholas day here are my collected interviews with Santa including his AMA and his joint interview with Mrs. Claus https://pastebin.com/pk90UJLy https://pastebin.com/RETFPFPz https://pastebin.com/anBeJSdL

Mom has gifted the Cult of the Candy Witch Christmas jumpers, they are exactly as bad you would expect and as such have instantly become beloved.

More of Mom's names for different anime: Rubber man pirate show: In space Kamen Rider and the Midlife Crises Yokai playing with their food Alien boy and ghost girl keep trying to figure things out: Featuring the underwear yokai Super powered trash people Boy and Girl play dress up

Mom and Dad have arrived :)

He has no idea what Black Friday is, but he loves treats and pets. Dogs really have it all figured out eh?

Bird cages as sleeping places for #cats - only in #japan :neocat_heart: #catsofmastodon

Best coffee this side of Gallifrey

Without good sleep you cannot recover, and nightmares stand in the way of good sleep. Good thing for the Baku, the Eater of Dreams: this anteater-looking oddity of Japanese folklore devours bad dreams and the spirits that produce them. #FolkyFriday

Apparently one of the things driving the whole bathroom with no tub "trend" are tall people who do not fit in them so the tall people just get rid of the tub and have only a shower. Excuse you I was swimming in there. Tall people must be stopped. Grab their knees!

Ouija is copyright of Hasbro: before their board, these parlor games were called spirit boards. Invented by spiritualists in Ohio in the 1880s as much for fun as anything, they were popularized after WW1 and demonized by fundamentalists as gateways to Hell. #FolkloreThursday