Waking up your neighbors at midnight so you can shoot off shitty home #fireworks is somehow the most #american thing I’ve heard all day :blobfoxnotlikethis: #fourthofjuly #usa

Good morning, good morning! I have some delightful news to share! If you've been around awhile, you might remember that I was diagnosed with #skincancer last year and had to have a pretty invasive surgery to have surgically removed. :neofox_floof_sad: For a […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]

Been living in the bed the past couple days, full zombie mode while I get used to new #anxiety meds, but at least I have the best snuggle buddy :neocat_heart: #catsofmastodon #fedicats

Would you like to know how *not* to get a #job? Find the recruiter's personal cell and call them about the application you JUST submitted minutes ago... Then leave a voicemail about how you look forward to discussing the role... Then instantly text the […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]

Good Morning ☀️ Does anyone have a favorite #time tracking app? Here's what I need it to do: *Track time spent on multiple clients (I can easily assign these as "tasks" if needed) *Ability to switch back and forth between clients/tasks without too much hassle *End of day calculation of all […]

All server bills, media storage media storage bills are paid yay 😌❤️ Just a friendly reminder that all Mastodon admins are running instances for free without revenue from things like ads or data sales Most of us can offer you these platforms with the help of donations for the community. If you […]

If anyone has #travel on #United (US domestic) before July 1st, I have a one-time club pass up for grabs. #flights #UnitedAirlines

Welcome to ‘Madame Aronow gets quite high and watches #finaldestination but only because it’s still light outside’ :ablobfoxbongo: Spoilers and high-jinks, a thread 🧵

[#uspol] Currently my favorite hot take.

Found out a family member is talking (blatantly false) shit about me, but it’s the disappointingly boring kind. Not even mad but bitch if you’re tell tales at least give me some *interesting* lore! 🙄

You have not witnessed the full power of a #woman until you see her go from full blown hyperventilating #anxiety attack… to composed and heading out to an important dinner in 10 minutes flat. (I’ll be ok, just giving women their flowers in case anyone else is in this place today🌹)

Ok fedi friends, met with a new doctor today and he recommended #genesight (genesight.com) as a way to see which mental health medications might be most compatible/effective. First thought was the same privacy concerns that kept me from ever touching 23andMe with a 10 foot pole but I'm […]

[healthcare woes] Turns out doctors do not like when you say: “I’ve previously been on the course of treatment you’re advising and it does not produce a quality of life I’m willing to accept, so let’s discuss other options” And they don’t have to. In which case it is absolutely your right as […]

Things I've had to say to the baby #cats today: "We do not bite our brother and then carry his fur around like a war trophy" :neofox_solder: :neofox_blush: So how's your day, fedi friends?

3 minutes left on the cake timer! Also realized I never posted a pic of my new claws so here they are! #nails #nailart

No matter how many times I make this poppyseed #cake, I always worry it will end in disaster because apparently imposter syndrome extends to baking :blobfoxlaughsweat: Wish me luck!

Oh! I almost forgot! I was walking out from getting my claws sharpened yesterday when I see construction workers looking over like they're gonna say something. I sigh in despair that I'm going to have to sully my new claws before I even get a good photo but instead I hear: "Hey! I like your […]

:blobfoxastronout: Anyone any to go down a brain wormhole with me this morning? :blobfoxastronout: If we’ve been fedi friends for a while, you might remember that I do research surveys and studies related to #recruiting and candidate experience. With all this time on my hands, I’d like to do […]

Any evening plans, fedi friends? :neocat_heart: Not me with the blanket, the vape, the yard chair, and the kindle full of #smut >_>

I don’t know how to explain this but… …if I bust out the jr high *dotted letters* when I write your name, you’re IN my innermost circle :neocat_heart: I have no explanation for this. Anyone else have weird #calligraphy related quirks? No, just me? :blobfoxlaughsweat: #iykyk

Perfection is a sleepy #cat :blobfoxcomfy: #catsofmastodon #cats

A very happy #caturday to all! How is your week ending up, fedi friends? I didn’t get home until midnight Friday morning, then had the dentist at 9am yesterday, slept alllllllllllll day and now here we are :blobfoxcrylaugh:

Yesterday I told my 18yo cousin how I was distinctly *not* apologizing to a male client who has clearly and repeatedly wanted me to apologize for his mistake. She said I ate ……..am I cool now? :hamsterdance:

Good morning fedi friends! Got another question for ya! My 18yo cousin is considering a change of major - from HR to #biology. Does anyone have a degree in #bio or similar? If so, two questions! 1) What career did you ultimately end up in? 2) If you could redo college, would you get a bio […]

Most nights I find myself laying awake, replaying every conversation I’ve had over the course of the day… and everything I may have said wrong, and every way anyone could possibly take anything I said, and if I’ve ruined my relationships forever by saying something stupid. DAE do this?? Anyone […]

Felt cute #today, please forgive me for a #selfie post :neocat_heart:

How it feels applying to #jobs in 2025 while democracy dies, the world is on fire, and late stage capitalism rots before our eyes.

Fucking lulz I'm prospecting for new contracts so Crunchbase finally convinced me to sign up for a Pro license a couple weeks ago. Today I log in to find out a big chunk of the features were apparently in free beta and will soon require an additional Business […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]

:blobhajhearts: The most important thing you will see today :blobhaj_hearts: EMMY IS SMILING And mom cannot move her hand because Emmy is using it as a pillow :blobfoxcrylaugh:

[food] It’s a holiday, so y’all know what that means… Time to bust out my great-grandma’s poppyseed cake #recipe :neocat_heart: #easter

Y’all… it happened!!! The #goose is no longer nekkid! 🪿 CW: eye contact #porchgoose

Being from the Midwest, I can take a tornado, a blizzard, or even a THUNDERSNOW in stride, but I do not like an #earthquake. MyShake app says it was 5.0 up here. I was on a video call with a friend and he said he could literally hear the house creaking and shaking through the mic :blobfoxdizzy […]

You know what I love about #mastodon? I ask how much nature burns up every time someone generates a stupid #ai doll of themselves and I get Science Facts with academic receipts :ablobfoxbongo: If nerds are going to save the world, we’re gonna meet up on fedi :logo_mastodon:

Weird request but fedi seems like the best place to ask... I'm in search of a high res #photo of the #moon to use as the large background image of this collage template I'm using to make second dad's father's day present! In an ideal world it would be glowing […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]

I know I am *such* the “old man yells at cloud” meme about #ai and #aiart already… But damn do I wish I knew exactly how many natural resources each image generation used up so I could post a response with a picture of a thirsty looking capybara and be like “Neat pic, Susan, now this capybara […]

This hit me like WHOA #today. We're not done. :blobhaj_heart:

Ya girl treated herself to a Thai #massage and it was everything I needed :blobhaj_blanket: Please enjoy my ridiculously blissed out post-massage face :blobfoxcrylaugh: CW: eye contact

Alright fedi, strap in! I'm mid-brainstorm and I'm bringing you along for the ride 🌪️ I'm considering #hiring someone to help with client lead gen for my business - and while I know a *lot* about recruiting, i know very little about #marketing. The target clients would be founders/c-suite […]

Is anyone aware of/has made a collection resources on immigrating from the US to other countries? The vastness of the research feels overwhelming but I’m willing to bet someone on Fedi has a direction to point me in :neocat_heart: Location gets tricky since I need to be in a mild climate with […]

Not me just sitting here doing my silly little #crafts while the world ends :blobfoxbox: #crossstitch #mothman #cryptid @crossstitch

Look at this transgender seagull my employee oonagh made for the shop

Baby Sir *loves* pets in the sunshine, like his favorite thing on earth loooooves! So yesterday he came and got me from downstairs, herded me upstairs and into the office, so he could get sunshine pets in… this :blobfoxcrylaugh: #catsofmastodon #blackcat #cats

It's always good to have help when measuring #catsofmastodon

#silentsunday (see comment)

“Momma, make the sunny bigger!” #catsofmastodon #fedicats #cats

I know better than to poke the bear, I swear I do, but this post from a college ex-bestie who dropped me from her life the second I moved away from church and toward my #queer friends needed just a litttttttttle poke. :blobfoxbongo: Where is the lie? […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]

When you can finally eat again and decide to live your best kids menu life :blobfoxcrylaugh:

[CW: eye contact] This weekend I had the honor of celebrating @Cara at her amazing fancy party :neocat_heart: Y’all, the little details omg! And we got to do the snap cup! And a runway walk off! And I met some wonderful fedi friends IRL! Cara my dear, here’s […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]