2520s

I just did a cooking lesson with my grandma and the amount of times she gave me the side eye lets me know I’ve really just been playing around in my kitchen all these years.

Stop scrolling and go record/edit/type up that thing you’re supposed to be working on.

The fans calling Cardi + Stefon’s son Baby Touchdown and her going along with it will never not be funny to me. 😂

Delulu Hive is starting to stress me out. Beyoncé please give us something so they shut up! 😭

I hope he bever bets on the commanders

Oh they’re done. 😭💀

Belcalis left the game. OMG. 😭😂

Cardi ain’t posted once. She put a hex on that nigga. He must have another baby on the way.

The curse is real. LMFAO.

Drake Maye gotta turn into Tom Brady. He shoulda bought an Etsy witch.

Aaron Hernandez:

Whew this is so boring and ain’t nobody fine even out there. I’d rather be looking at Jalen Hurts. 😩

The slo-mo of the patriots on the sideline is FRYING ME. 😭

For everyone who’s fallen asleep, WAKE UP! Go to the bathroom and grab your snacks for Bad Bunny.

Why are we doing karaoke to Backstreet Boys for a crypto app?

I’m not a teacher but, I don’t think the children are walking around with post-it notes to stick on peoples backpacks.

Stefon got too many allegations to be getting in sideline squabbles.

Seahawks defense whooping they ass.

A grip

I stopped sharing Bean years ago after following mom.uncharted on TT. With the uptick of AI and the things people can do with simple pictures… it was very sobering. Wiped her existence pretty much clean off of the internet.

The babies are protesting. 🥹 Let me go outside and monitor the scene.

Make it make sense.

Really trying to figure how, “Mossad used comedian Desi Banks to run recruitment ads against Iran” is a sentence that I’m reading in 2026.

I was postpartum in 2016. I don’t remember a thing and I’d like to keep it that way. I’m happy so many people had a blast though!

Whoever went into the kitchen one day and decided to put lobster in mac and cheese deserves every good thing life has to offer.

Verizon really played all day today.

“Yes It Is” by Leon Thomas makes me want to run away to Antigua with that handsome man from college I never gave a chance.

They are going to give Sinners all these "technical" awards and none of the biggies. It's cool, we know the game.

“I stole some words…” Typical white man, while accepting an award for writing. 🙃

Knitting seems so easy to me. I learned it without many hiccups. Crocheting is beating my ass.

Funeral homes are surprisingly cozy places, all things considered.

Stefon is from Maryland? That tracks…

The eagles game was exciting.

I’m glad I started watching it for myself, I like this 5th season of Stranger Things so far. I’m only on episode 4 though, so this opinion is obviously still being workshopped.

In 2026 I’m only thrifting, knitting, or sewing my clothes.

Funeral homes are surprisingly cozy places, all things considered.

Four newborns in a span of 12 months…

We made it to St. Louis early and my daddy got irritated because I put a bandaid under my eye before we went to the restaurant for lunch. I’m just trying to commit to the millennial bit.

I can figured it out with any zodiac sign. Just be a Handsome Sun and Big Dick Rising with a Really Good Job Moon.

In 2020 my folks gifted me a down payment on a new car (I needed badly). I absolutely ain’t want or need anything else. 😂 PLEASE PAY A BILL!

- Soothing painting 🖼️ ✅ - AI Lion eating a tourist ❌ - Giving a bunny a spa day. Cooking it. ❌ - Ingrown toenail surgery ❌ - AI pimple popping ❌ - Part 3 of the worst storytime you’ve ever heard… no other parts. ❌ It’s really an adventure.

Because this visit to see my grandpa is so last minute, I’m on a road trip with my parents. My daddy just turned on a podcast. Send help.

EYE was not even born until ‘89 so… idk. I guess my maturity precedes me. 😂

“Who Would Imagine a King” just came on the shuffle and I burst into tears. Whitney ain’t got no business being gone.

You niggas is big weird.

Impromptu emergency visit to my dad’s hometown for the holiday because my grandfather took a turn and will be on hospice starting tomorrow… so, Merry Christmas I guess. 🫠

You know Ron! Ron RON?!?

Men will really ask for your number when you’re looking crazy as hell. Lmfaooo.

Be the last one out to get this dough? No way.