Me: dang those wings were spicy WebMD: you have cancer Me: I just ate buffalo wings, I’m pretty sure it’s heartburn WebMD: ᵇᵘᶠᶠᵃˡᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ

So I’m nearly back home and my terrible luck has stuck again. The plane is delayed because of maintenance 🙃

Flight update: fuck the weather This has been your news update from the guy stuck at Pearson

Say hello to Pearson at like 3AM last night. At least it looks pretty. I love snow storms making me miss connections🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Merry Christmas ❤️

Whilst you slumbered, I studied the blade.* *watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge

There's a holiday season charity event that I've been donating to for a few years now called The Jingle Jam. I don't have my own fundraising campaign for it but I highly recommend checking it out! If you donate enough you also get a bunch of free games! jinglejam.tiltify.com

Step through the Santa arch if you dare.

grhhrnn,,, hn....

*eating buttered toast* my day won’t get any better than this

My sister made me a Pokémon trainer card and honestly it’s so true. Can you tell I’m nostalgic for gen 3 😅

So I woke up this morning thinking I’d play some Satisfactory… it’s now nearly 4pm 😅 The factory must grow!

My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state. How's everyone else doing?

Why I like owls. They're round and cute. That is all goodnight.

donkey kong donkey kong country donkey kong planet donkey kong solar system donkey kong galaxy donkey kong local group donkey kong supercluster donkey kong observable universe

Back in April I preordered my first anime figure and it finally arrived today! I’m so happy with how it looks! Now it’s time to get some wheat and honey pickled apples…

Hello world! It's definitely gonna take a bit to get use to using this app but hey, should be fun! Also i do the streamer thing over on www.twitch.tv/thecakeisapi... every Monday, Wednesday, and Sunday at 8pm Eastern playing who knows what.