Just lost LUTI playoffs to some BS from Quantum

Vires In Unitate have finished top of their group! 5-0 vs Bin Birds! @five1two.bsky.social "I'm stroking my dynamo, I got lotion on my dynamo right now" @nichname01.bsky.social (def a sub, trust) "locked in" @kyorgg.bsky.social "I fucking LOVE yaoi" @envyspl.bsky.social "I fucking LOVE yuri"

"Play Hades"

Yuri is better than yaoi, prove me wrong.

THE BOTTOM SEEDED DIV10W GROUP F IS OFFICIALLY THE CURRENT BEST IN ITS GROUP! 5-0 vs Los Cuatro Relámpagos @five1two.bsky.social "play outlast trials" @nichname01.bsky.social (def not sub, trust) "idk bro" @envyspl.bsky.social "Jared but lesbian" (reusing quotes imagine) @kyorgg.bsky.social "gamed"

WAOW LUTI WEEK 2 MATCH RESULTS: 5-0 vs Goofy Goobers @nichname01.bsky.social (sub) "Bucket Diffed" @kidicarusspl.bsky.social "I'm jared but lesbian, lets goooo" @five1two.bsky.social "Play signalis" @kyorgg.bsky.social "IM AUTISTIC ASF"

❤️ February is coming! And what does that mean? So is Valentine's Day!! If you are in need of something to do upcoming Valentine's, why not try out a fun 2v2 Tournament? Bring a date (or a friend) and prove you are the best duo!! ❤️ Sign Up Here 👇👇 sendou.ink/to/3160/regi... #compsplatoon

Golden Gelatos got 🥉 in World 9 Mid Cut! @jadesploon.bsky.social "i am clutch moments and aura incarnate" @kalithesquid.bsky.social "its not a tourney if we dont have some scuff" @mynameis365.bsky.social "im too emotionally dead to tilt" @kidicarusspl.bsky.social "im jared but lesbian" clutch sub

shes like a teddy bear

Late Post due to some unforeseen circumstances, but congratulations to the winners of our recent 7 Seas and TSS Tournament!! We hope to see everyone back again next month! #compsplatoon

Ok but like why Trump's hair look like a folded tortilla

Hey, I havent posted in a while, but I'm looking for teammates for 7 seas, a division 7 capped splatoon tournament, if you are interested, DM me on discord @chintasu_spl

HELLO SPLATOONSKY! I have a cool thing I wanted to share: I'm gonna be hosting a celebratory event with @suxid3.bsky.social for the first season of the Splatoon 3 NA League on December 2nd! We'll be hosting games, as well as a mini 2v2 bracket. More details in replies! #splatoon3

Holy shit, havent posted in a while, but might as well let it be known that I'm focusing more on my youtube now than bluesky so go follow that for updates/splatoon www.youtube.com/@%C3%89clair...

Hey! Quick thing: I opened eSports Commentary commitions a while back and posted it on twitter but forgot to do it here. ANYWAYS I have commissions open for SF6, VALORANT, and Splatoon 3. I have abut 4 years of experience with Splatoon 3, and about a year with FGC Casting experience.

Be me: have a shitty mic on your phone that makes u sound more fem🥰🏳️‍⚧️

My bus took so long I could have gotten home faster by walking. What in the actual fuck

Clash blaster quads are easy

S rank for the first time!!! With a clam blitz knockout to get me there, I’ve hated on clams a lot, but now, I might just like it

@vgceilingfan.bsky.social I keep finding you

We can do it everybody www.avibagla.com/blueskydicti...

What weapon should I learn? I don’t wanna play nzap no more

Why does my plane have outlets under the seat? Who designed this? I have choice words for the designer of this plane (321M)

The SWS Replay Code Database is now live! 60+ replay codes featuring some of the best competitive Splatoon players in the world are now available for you to use (until they expire in a month, so act fast)! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Going to St. John’s, maybe this time I won’t get bomb checked (this has happened twice before)

Ah yes, the orange sun that comes out with wildfires, feels like home

Hello Toronto, feels good to be back.

@vgceilingfan.bsky.social Found you

Playing motion controls for 5 weeks, and keeping track of K/D each game, imma go insane

@maple-spl.bsky.social so your on a team called Lemon Sharks and you didn’t know lemon sharks are a real shark until last night?

Why did 2 birds hit my window 10 minutes apart

I have named my autobomb gubble

Should I drink it (half empty since we used some for pancakes) it’s expired maple syrup

Favourite quote from “Imogen, Obviously” “One girl can’t topple your entire sexuality, right?” I relate to this, since the only reason I actually started questioning my gender is when my mom came out as trans, and it introduced me to this world of gender identity and change

Currently reading “Imogen, Obviously” by Becky Albertalli, would recommend for anyone questioning their sexual orientation or identity

Was walking into my tent while camping, when my hair decided to stick to some Velcro, my mom has to cut the hair off

Might do this

Should I open a YouTube tab to watch 10 hours of silence occasionally broken by the Bad to the Bone riff?

Went 1-16 with stickerz splatana stamper. I don’t like playing splatanas, but I 1 starred it so I never need to play it again

Someone thought I was div 5 bro I’m div 10 and my name in the server is kid icarus(div 10)

in a vc listening to trump x biden fanfic, I need new friends

why the actual fuck do I have a 40 hour long video with the King of hyrule from the Phillips CDI, singing Happy by Will Pharell in Russian

@someoneonearth30.bsky.social how was school today, considering you werent in english class, I assume the principal had a discussion with you

Planned a scrim, had to push it back because I had to go to my moms house (divorce sucks man), anyone else able to relate

@isjared.bsky.social thought you might like this

Would

#highdivsplatoon from my Discord