Whoops! I love my son 😻

We have been informed that the word “snack” on the album has given the impression that the brightly colored vinyl is somehow a large gummie. It is not. We cannot stress this enough. Nor by showing the album with beverage cups made by @sarahduyer.bsky.social are we saying anything here is edible.

“Sorry just having kind of a rough week right now,” I say after 5,234 consecutive rough weeks

QUIET PIGGY 🐷🍔🍟

Tag yourself, which bootleg garf are you today?? Thankfully you can get yourself a custom one for whatever mood you’re in, all made to order, cast from vintage molds, and painted by hand 😻

Are all artists neurodivergent, have ADHD, and/or Queer or is it just all the ones I know? Like do “normal” artists with working brains exist or is being a bit of a weirdo kind of a prerequisite for being an artist?

Honestly feel bad for 68, the forgotten neighbor living between the most popular numbers

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Pantone: 2026 color of the year is white Me: absolutely not

Been noticing a lot of cars around the city that leave the plastic sleeve on their rear windshield wiper, and now that I notice them I can’t unsee them. Why leave the wiper condom on, does that not defeat the purpose of the thing?

Did a literal spit take when I checked my bank account this morning, y’all this year has been ROUGH

What’s it like to be so wealthy that you still have money left over after paying all your rent and bills? What a concept

The hottest thing a straight cis man can do is go to therapy

Any time I see bad AI art I’m just gonna say “damn that does not stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation”

Facebook is dead but Marketplace is a work of art

These billionaires better start funding affordable housing/studios for artists and UBI programs or we’re about to start using our skills to make beautiful and functional guillotines

Since studios can’t seem to invest in any new creative properties and only do reboots and adaptations, where the fuck is my Cheers reboot??

Just remembering being in college in 2008 and running my friend across the hall in the dorm on election night and was like did you see Obama won and exasperated she was like great now I guess we’ll have to deal with socialized healthcare but look where we are in 2025 and we still don’t have it

LA is kinda cool I guess but going there always makes me appreciate SF and living in a walkable city even more

The Mamdanis are such a hot couple and I’m torn between wanting to be their third or wanting them to adopt me but also unfortunately learned they are both younger than I am and now I feel ancient

Excuse me 🤖

Me when I have to pee

I need every single cis man who is making or voting on legislation about womens health to take a mandatory anatomy test bc wtf these men know absolutely nothing about women’s bodies but think they can control them anyway

The absolute sweetest little custom wall hanging piece, commissioned as a wedding gift featuring the couple’s beloved cat and dog!

In a year or two the tech bros of today will be giving interviews casually dropping that they mismanaged hundreds of millions investing in AI slop “hehe but it’s ok we all make mistakes right?” as the rest of us gasp in polluted air on another 90 degree day in October

Perfect Angel pup 🐶 😇

Found a ceramic piece and looked up the makers mark to find this absolute time capsule of a website. The fonts, the gradients, the email at the top it’s all a relic of a different internet

Hate that I was born a decade too late to go to Lilith Fair

Sometimes a Tumblr shitpost about mushrooms is actually kinda profound 🍄

This weekend! Meet the artist and come see where I work at Open Studios! Stop by to see where the magic happens and buy some art made by real people (not robots!) September 27/28th from 11-6pm (Friday preview 6-9pm) 1890 Bryant St (studio 201)

🔥 🧊

Ok who wants to Venmo me $600 so I can go see @themountaingoats.bsky.social in December

If your landlord sends you a threatening email saying you didn’t pay your rent mid month and you have receipts to prove that no you paid your rent on the 1st and it was already taken out of your account I think they should reimburse that months rent to pay for my pain and suffering

Free political cartoon idea: Trump’s face on Donald Duck’s body with an adult diaper and call him Donald Dump

I’m on the bus (which was delayed) and the driver literally pulled off at a stop and ran into the corner store to grab a snack, honestly respect

I was waiting at the bus stop outside the studio wearing shorts looking sweaty and dusty and some man yells at me from his car “Hey you look pretty” and I shouted back “thanks I know!”

It’s always “let’s overturn Roe” and “let’s overturn Obergefell” and never “let’s overturn Citizens United” like we actually want

Saw a clip of the orange man saying this and being an accidental trans ally

Someone out here on FB marketplace is trying to sell used cone packs as beautiful handmade chopstick rests IYKYK

Shoutout to this mother of thousands that rooted in my rusted old fire pit, I admire her perseverance and resilience under these tough conditions

Should I make a ceramic Crusty Gnome and punish it? She doesn’t deserve a finished piece but it would be satisfying to step on her dumb face

Kristi Noem? More like Crusty Gnome

I’m not into improv but I hope someone out there has a troupe called the Yes Andersons

Takis are just spicy little cannolis

Would you still love me if I were a worm?? 🪱 My half of an art trade, inspired by a Richard Scarry story

Right wing conservative bros must have a humiliation kink right? I mean you’d have to to still be deep throating trump this hard but if any of them want me to berate them for making stupid decisions I’d be happy to do it for a fee

Can’t stop thinking about this moment I had at the thrift store: the girl in front of me in line was crowding the checkout and I can’t help but look at her phone that had ChatGPT up asking for ideas for a cheap gift?? Like baby it’s the thought that counts and you put no thought into this

Stressed, depressed, and well dressed

Listen I love dogs don’t get me wrong but when you can’t walk through the bus bc there are three dog strollers blocking the aisle what are we doing here

Thank you to all the bi babes who helped prove my theory and added to this list of acceptable cis men, it is quite a selection. These are the top boys but you can find the full spreadsheet here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...