Heard a MAGA grandpa call Democrats “demon rats” and honestly that goes so hard 🐀 😈

I don’t want minimum wage I want every CEO’s pay to be directly tied to the compensation of their lowest paid employees, watch how fast they start paying livable wages when they have to give everyone a raise if they want one

We got rich old white men saying paying $28 for lunch is stupid when you make $70k and rich old white lawmakers saying they can’t possibly survive on $175k a year without insider trading and honestly they’re too far gone the wealth has rotted their brains and the only option left is to eat the rich

You ever just feel the weight of the world pressing so heavily on your heart you just wanna take one of those industrial dent pullers to the chest, I feel like that might heal me

Really wish AI would leave me the fuck behind already like damn gtfo please

DON’T TALK TO ME OR MY SON AGAIN!! My pots are my children and they didn’t get me anything for Mother’s Day AGAIN but shout out to the real moms and mamacitas 💙

Saw a Waymo get pulled over by highway patrol this morning while in muni lol

SHE’S JUST A GIRL 😻🎀 Hello Kitty ceramic PEZ vase, commissioned by comics homie @stevethueson.bsky.social

Sorry the council of Garfs has spoken and they said you gotta support your local ceramic artist!!! Still have a few hand painted pieces made from vintage Garf molds available and ready to ship now. Or order yourself a custom Garf mug!

HOT GARFS IN YOUR AREA!! 🐱 🔥 Fresh bootleg Garf mugs, pipes, and frames now online! All pieces cast from vintage slip molds and hand painted with love, each is one of a kind!

2,400 artists in NYC got $1,000 per month in basic income for 18 months beginning in 2022. Same as in Ireland, the results were overwhelmingly positive. Artists spent more time on their art and became more satisfied with the quality and impact of their work. DO UBI source.washu.edu/2026/04/guar...

Only livable wages can prevent warehouse fires 🔥😈

Saw a teen just now wearing a shirt that said “can’t wait to gamble today”

MEMENTO MORI 💀 🥀 Handmade and hand painted delftware inspired ceramic guillotine, a bit of beauty for the billionaires to witness before we slice their heads

Every time a conservative tries to claim wanting all Americans to have the same basic human rights and access to healthcare and housing as “radical leftist ideology” I just become even more of a lefty

If you see my angrily yelling at my phone “I fucking hate this guy” you know exactly what guy I’m talking about

Wild how red pill manosphere bros completely misinterpreted and appropriated the Matrix, a film created by two trans women

A little something to take the edge off (tummy troubles edition)

No war except class war ✨

Can you even imagine all the creativity and art we could make if our basic needs were met? But we will probably never get to see it considering so many artists are working survival jobs or don’t even consider the possibility of being an artist because of the pressures of capitalism

So the moron pedo in the WH can bomb other countries without repercussions and use his secret police to murder people in the streets, all to distract away from the pedo thing, but I’m still expected to pay rent every month and file my taxes and pretend it’s all normal???

Feels insane having to explain to my partner the US women’s hockey team diss drama and how I’d die for Alyssa Liu considering I have never once shown interest in any sports or really watched either. But bless those talented and outspoken babes

Whoops! I love my son 😻

We have been informed that the word “snack” on the album has given the impression that the brightly colored vinyl is somehow a large gummie. It is not. We cannot stress this enough. Nor by showing the album with beverage cups made by @sarahduyer.bsky.social are we saying anything here is edible.

“Sorry just having kind of a rough week right now,” I say after 5,234 consecutive rough weeks

QUIET PIGGY 🐷🍔🍟

Tag yourself, which bootleg garf are you today?? Thankfully you can get yourself a custom one for whatever mood you’re in, all made to order, cast from vintage molds, and painted by hand 😻

Honestly feel bad for 68, the forgotten neighbor living between the most popular numbers

💕TOMORROW NIGHT! SAN FRANCISCO!💕 Vending Machine Album Release Party with @omnigone.band & Matamoska. Plus a WhackDonut pop-up! 🍩 Sad Snack mugs from @sarahduyer.bsky.social ☕️ & Special Surprise Guests! Get your tickets now 👉 bottomofthehill.com/20251211.html

Pantone: 2026 color of the year is white Me: absolutely not

Been noticing a lot of cars around the city that leave the plastic sleeve on their rear windshield wiper, and now that I notice them I can’t unsee them. Why leave the wiper condom on, does that not defeat the purpose of the thing?

What’s it like to be so wealthy that you still have money left over after paying all your rent and bills? What a concept

The hottest thing a straight cis man can do is go to therapy

Any time I see bad AI art I’m just gonna say “damn that does not stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation”

Facebook is dead but Marketplace is a work of art

These billionaires better start funding affordable housing/studios for artists and UBI programs or we’re about to start using our skills to make beautiful and functional guillotines

Since studios can’t seem to invest in any new creative properties and only do reboots and adaptations, where the fuck is my Cheers reboot??

Just remembering being in college in 2008 and running my friend across the hall in the dorm on election night and was like did you see Obama won and exasperated she was like great now I guess we’ll have to deal with socialized healthcare but look where we are in 2025 and we still don’t have it

LA is kinda cool I guess but going there always makes me appreciate SF and living in a walkable city even more

The Mamdanis are such a hot couple and I’m torn between wanting to be their third or wanting them to adopt me but also unfortunately learned they are both younger than I am and now I feel ancient

Excuse me 🤖

The absolute sweetest little custom wall hanging piece, commissioned as a wedding gift featuring the couple’s beloved cat and dog!

In a year or two the tech bros of today will be giving interviews casually dropping that they mismanaged hundreds of millions investing in AI slop “hehe but it’s ok we all make mistakes right?” as the rest of us gasp in polluted air on another 90 degree day in October

Perfect Angel pup 🐶 😇

Found a ceramic piece and looked up the makers mark to find this absolute time capsule of a website. The fonts, the gradients, the email at the top it’s all a relic of a different internet

Hate that I was born a decade too late to go to Lilith Fair

Sometimes a Tumblr shitpost about mushrooms is actually kinda profound 🍄

This weekend! Meet the artist and come see where I work at Open Studios! Stop by to see where the magic happens and buy some art made by real people (not robots!) September 27/28th from 11-6pm (Friday preview 6-9pm) 1890 Bryant St (studio 201)

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If your landlord sends you a threatening email saying you didn’t pay your rent mid month and you have receipts to prove that no you paid your rent on the 1st and it was already taken out of your account I think they should reimburse that months rent to pay for my pain and suffering