Perfect Angel pup 🐶 😇

Found a ceramic piece and looked up the makers mark to find this absolute time capsule of a website. The fonts, the gradients, the email at the top it’s all a relic of a different internet

Hate that I was born a decade too late to go to Lilith Fair

Sometimes a Tumblr shitpost about mushrooms is actually kinda profound 🍄

This weekend! Meet the artist and come see where I work at Open Studios! Stop by to see where the magic happens and buy some art made by real people (not robots!) September 27/28th from 11-6pm (Friday preview 6-9pm) 1890 Bryant St (studio 201)

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Ok who wants to Venmo me $600 so I can go see @themountaingoats.bsky.social in December

If your landlord sends you a threatening email saying you didn’t pay your rent mid month and you have receipts to prove that no you paid your rent on the 1st and it was already taken out of your account I think they should reimburse that months rent to pay for my pain and suffering

Wait wtf I’m older than Charlie Kirk? He did have the opinions of a man baby I just assumed he was older bc of his big boomer energy

Free political cartoon idea: Trump’s face on Donald Duck’s body with an adult diaper and call him Donald Dump

I’m on the bus (which was delayed) and the driver literally pulled off at a stop and ran into the corner store to grab a snack, honestly respect

I was waiting at the bus stop outside the studio wearing shorts looking sweaty and dusty and some man yells at me from his car “Hey you look pretty” and I shouted back “thanks I know!”

It’s always “let’s overturn Roe” and “let’s overturn Obergefell” and never “let’s overturn Citizens United” like we actually want

Saw a clip of the orange man saying this and being an accidental trans ally

Someone out here on FB marketplace is trying to sell used cone packs as beautiful handmade chopstick rests IYKYK

Shoutout to this mother of thousands that rooted in my rusted old fire pit, I admire her perseverance and resilience under these tough conditions

Should I make a ceramic Crusty Gnome and punish it? She doesn’t deserve a finished piece but it would be satisfying to step on her dumb face

Kristi Noem? More like Crusty Gnome

I’m not into improv but I hope someone out there has a troupe called the Yes Andersons

Takis are just spicy little cannolis

Would you still love me if I were a worm?? 🪱 My half of an art trade, inspired by a Richard Scarry story

Right wing conservative bros must have a humiliation kink right? I mean you’d have to to still be deep throating trump this hard but if any of them want me to berate them for making stupid decisions I’d be happy to do it for a fee

Can’t stop thinking about this moment I had at the thrift store: the girl in front of me in line was crowding the checkout and I can’t help but look at her phone that had ChatGPT up asking for ideas for a cheap gift?? Like baby it’s the thought that counts and you put no thought into this

They need to make a weed delivery service that also sells snackies

Stressed, depressed, and well dressed

Listen I love dogs don’t get me wrong but when you can’t walk through the bus bc there are three dog strollers blocking the aisle what are we doing here

Thank you to all the bi babes who helped prove my theory and added to this list of acceptable cis men, it is quite a selection. These are the top boys but you can find the full spreadsheet here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

I have a theory that every bisexual woman is attracted to like 5 cis men and basically every woman, nb, and trans man who has ever been nice to them. And the 5 men list will always include Pedro Pascal

Sure AI is “just a tool” but if you use genAI you’re a tool

Weighted blanket is not enough I need the lead filled bib they put on you at the dentist to get X-rays done

Babe wake up new pots just dropped

Someone tagged a spot near my studio with “OATMILK LA CROIX” and I can’t stop thinking about what that would taste like

I’m so sorry

Le poisson Steve Buscemi

You have got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME 😡😩😭

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

I just added a CUSTOM option online for a selection of planters and mugs, get whatever design you want hand painted by me! Pieces are thrown by hand and individually glazed to whatever specifications you want! Customize yours at sarahduyer.com

MONDAY AGAIN??? 😩 🐯 Recently found this vintage Garfield mug slip mold on eBay and had to make it my own! Each piece is cast then hand painted and one of a kind! I have three of the first casts from this mold online AND a custom option at sarahduyer.com

STEVE!!!! 🍊🐟 💪🏽 Bless this silly little guy, holding up my mental health with his tiny arms and legs during these tough times 🙏🏼

Once I stop being my own worst critic and thinking and saying the worst things to myself about myself it’s SO over for you hoes

It’s my barf day!! Happy birthday to me and fellow May 6 baby Luigi ONLY

Some personal news: I now have a bolo tie of Brody’s face thanks to @sarahduyer.bsky.social

Free podcast idea: Pot Talk where you have guests on to smoke weed and play around in clay while you talk about stuff

Zoomers would have never survived a world of landline phones without caller id

This dog’s name is Queso 🧀

Wild to think that when I was in college Netflix was still a service that sent you dvds in the mail

I told him I loved him and he said bark off! 😢💔

New sticker ideas, yeah or nah?

Shop update is live! Lots of new one of a kind decal and luster pieces available, claim yours now! These babies are a labor of love and have to go through 4 separate firings. All pieces are handmade or altered thrifted pieces, with added decal and gold luster details. Sarahduyer.com

Fridays mean nothing to me now that Severance is over 💔💔💔