Kevin Burkhart (announcing my grocery store trip): There's the milk, there's some bread, and wow, he's going for the ice cream! Tom Brady: The supermarket is a place where fresh and pre-packaged food is sold for consumption by humans.

when somebody tries to build an affordable housing unit in your zip code

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

@lettermanespys.bsky.social en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bison_D... www.espn.com/college-foot...

@drewmagary.bsky.social can you believe teams were publicly stating "I want to make it clear - in no way would I pay Lamar Jackson"