Woman, 37, shot in face by masked attacker, for failing to correctly perform a 3-point turn while another masked attacker attempted to enter her car. President Tangerine Dumpster Fire publicly comes out in support of the masked attackers. Obviously. 🤬

Seems like the Tangerine Dumpster Fire is on a worldwide rampage. I wonder: who's going to stand up to him? At what point will he have gone too far?

Absolutely, Stephen - for the security of NATO, Greenland should definitely become part of the US. In fact, why don't all NATO countries become part of the US? 💩4🧠🧠

If the, "US not at war with Venezuela," does that mean Russia is not at war with Ukraine? How about Israel and Palestine? Sudan? Any others? Perhaps WAR is simply being redefined to keep MAGA happy. Not sure that even they are that stupid, though.

The 'no wars' president has just gone to war with Venezuela. So, does that mean everything else he said to get reelected was also bullshit?

Terrible homophonia out there today... he didn't win a 'peace prize'; he won this: #trump #peaceprize #fifa

Trump's 28-point Ukraine/Russia 'Peace Plan' was actually a 'Ukraine Surrender plan'. The talks in Geneva this weekend reinserted grown-ups into the discussion, including Ukraine, who'd essentially been delivered an ultimatum by a supposed ally. USA: you have opportunist morons in the Whitehouse.

I don't have Trump Derangement Syndrome. I know EXACTLY who he is. #taco #trump #trumpderangementsyndrome #tangerinedumpsterfire

Why stop there? Why not stop paying road maintenance costs, and pay the people directly so they can buy their own roads? Air traffic controllers? Defence? Actually, just keep all your taxes and buy everything yourself? (But then you won't need a President either). #taco #trump #medicalinsurance

"Trump threatens $1bn legal action against BBC over 6 January speech edit" Dear Donny It doesn't matter how much you sue anyone for, it won't change our opinion of you: we'll still think you're a c**t. #bbc #taco #tangerinedumpsterfire

Shmuck Chumer does it again

The nose knows where he goes, But only he knows What the nose knows. #woof #hound #nose

Johnson not swearing in Grijalva is CLASSIC Christianity covering up paedophilia. Ask any choirboy.

Has TACO done it again? Or does he have a different kind of tomahawk he wants to give Vlad in Budapest?? Will Viktor be supplying the lube??? (Hungary's still a member of the ICC, right? At least, until June next year). #taco #Whitehouse #icc #Budapest #slavaukraini #ukranianview

Sorry about the Nobel, Donald... will this do instead? #nobel #trump #nobelpeesprize

I asked an AI if it thought Project 2025 was being followed by the Whitehouse, and if so, how much of it had been implemented, or announced. Then I asked if Civil War was likely. Its answers were both frightening, but also encouraging. It also came up with a draft Project 2029...

If anyone thinks that civil war in America is an impossibility, I think, sadly, that it is currently more 'when' than 'if'. I'm so sorry, America. Someone in the UK is thinking of you; and hoping we're not next.

It's this, apparently... so will attach a pic of our partially schnauzer hound below.

Could it be a mass polygraph/firing? Maybe he's launching his own military social media platform ($hoot the $hit)? Probably not a group hug.

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

Let's see if the taco snowflake comes after UK satire too...

"Everything is about corporate relationships..." "It's all about the money..." No. It's about a whiny little snowflake taco, with skin so thin it's got an easing disorder. Welcome to the United States of Authoritarianism. #taco #kimmelcancelled #colbertcancelled #authoritariantrump

With Colbert chopped, and Kimmel cancelled... who will be \'retiring\' next? 1️⃣ Jimmy Fallon 2️⃣️ Seth Meyers 3️⃣ Jon Stewart 4️⃣ Greg Gutfeld 5️⃣ Bill Maher 6️⃣ John Oliver 📊 Show results

Nothing Kimmel said was untrue. He's a comedian. He's allowed artistic license, like every other comedian. But on Monday, nothing he said was factually or objectively untrue. It was uncomfortable for those who were called out. And that's why he was cancelled. United States of Authoritarianism

With Colbert chopped, and Kimmel cancelled... who will be \'retiring\' next? 1️⃣ Jimmy Fallon 2️⃣️ Seth Meyers 3️⃣ Jon Stewart 4️⃣ Greg Gutfeld 5️⃣ Bill Maher 6️⃣ John Oliver 📊 Show results

“The world is a better place today…” 🙏

Charlie Kirk was a Goebbels-level cunt. I'm sorry for anyone who's upset that he's gone; I'm happy that the rest of the world can breathe a momentary sigh of relief.

I don't condone violence. Also, I don't believe in God. Charlie Kirk said he believed in God. So, I hope he's having a lovely time with his new mates down in hell. #charliekirk #utahshooting #charliekirkdead

Anyone else see it like this...? #birthdaycard #epstein #draintheswamp #trump #taco #epsteincoverup

Yeah, I don't think this is what Donny TACO's pursuing... #trump #putin #convictedfelon #warcriminal #alaska #slavaukraini

Watching these two pricks effervesce over each other on the tarmac; a little bit of vomit came into my mouth. #alaska #trump #putin #convictedfelon #warcriminal

Is anyone else excited about the war criminal meeting with the convicted felon in Alaska later? Me neither.

Spatialise mixed by Mstr. Niggles (aka Crud Thumper) @mixcloud.bsky.social #AncestralRhythms

How much longer before The Epstein Files are *tragically* lost in some kind of *blameless catastrophe*, meaning that no one can ever access them again? Taking bets... #epstein #epsteinfiles #draintheswamp #trump

Question: Is it likely that the adjudicated rapist and convicted felon, who was gifted his sizable wealth, and spent his life playboy'ing around, making bad decisions, and generally being obnoxious, appears in the Epstein Client List? Hmmmm... tough one. 🙄

Dear USA Re: Epstein files/client list Trump is definitely in them. But also, Trump has never been held accountable for his misdeeds, even if he's been found guilty in court. 1) So, stop whining. Or... 2) Do something about it! Have a nice day.

I have a peculiar desire to rewatch Civil War this evening. Can't quite fathom why... #July4th

I'm not a politician, but I'll give it a go.

"With the passage of Trump's death bill, we face the prospect of many great harms, including an archipelago of concentration camps across the United States." snyder.substack.com/p/concentrat...

Happy "Shoot yourself in the foot" Day, America!! #july4th

TACO's at it again... 🌮👎🇺🇸✖️🇺🇦😓

In winter, if you put things on, you stay warm. In summer, if you take things off, they throw you out of the shop. 🔆🥵🔆🥵🔆🥵🔆🥵🔆

Donald should definitely win a Nobel Pees Prize. #trump #nobelpeaceprize

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire

Having just authorised 3 bombing strikes in Iran, Donald now says it's time for peace. Or perhaps he means pees. #trumpbombsiran

This guy just made it onto my dinner-guest wish/bucket list. #GideonLevy is one of those people we should listen to when he starts talking.

... and they all think he's a massive bellend too.

'Should' has become such an overused modal, it's practically lost its meaning.

Yet another reason why it will take decades before 🇺🇸 can be trusted again. 😓