I know winter is near it’s end because this is the week everyone has decided to go cuckoo bananas

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

Spending years twiddling my thumbs waiting for dick so good it fixes me

✅ 7 points on 3/6 from the field ✅ co-mvp ✅ 14-6 victory in today's exhibition game in madison square garden

Few things more erotic than great chemistry with a teammate

Bottoming for women i could break in half >>

Bitches think they kiki whole time really just booba…🙄

Bulgarian SPLIT SQUATS 💜

Found out Cameron Winter is 6’2 and it made everything click

Coming back in here just to let you know i am 1000% in on Audi Crooks future WNBA superstar

I pinched a nerve in my neck and i’m not allowed to exercise. It’s been a week and i’m sort of going crazy

Reading thread. This is going to be my year of literacy

last night was lowkey a midsummer night’s dream

If you’re wondering why I have stopped posting it’s because I have a girlfriend. Expect me to be normal from now on

Gay guys everywhere for those with eyes to see

Took a lot of grinding but finally back to 1900 elo on chess dot com (rapid)

hannah took a good photo of me #yay

Reggie is such a bad commentator but I do love when they basically just set him up as a Cheryl Miller punchline

I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee. I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them

Extremely hot to me when guys on dating apps send a voice note instead of a text

Not enough people talk about the dangers of not smoking. For instance I am consistently getting ‘mogged’ by how cool it looks

I’ll do something literally one time and start going around saying shit like “i’m in my unicorn era”

Shawty got me pulling out talmudic scrolls

They are selling sensitive flintamation to scammers in Arkansaw

Had a totally non freudian dream where my mother was trying to rape and murder me only to wake up and discover that my identity was stolen. Means nothing probably.

Broke 200 on my deadlift #beastmode

i hate to be that bitch, but my sources are telling me this early voting data has gotten Zohran's people rightly spooked and y'all better stop assuming this one's in the bag. GOTV

Sixers are absurdly fun especially when embiid is not on the floor. Also I would do anything for Tyrese Maxey

Every day i become more and more of a dumb jock

When I see a certain combination of people liking an instagram reel I can tell it’s gonna be a banger

Sometimes you do gotta go to bed with the boys and wake up w the men. He was so real for that one

Vj!!!!!!!

No worse feeling then someone accepting your initial offer on facebook marketplace

I usually refrain from grindr screenshots but something about this is really poetic

Found out i was the talk of my high school reunion cause everyone was asking my friend if it’s true i’m transgender lmao

Sometimes when i’m not sure if someone is flirting with me i’ll start posting worse and worse instagram stories to see if they keep replying

I’m watching lord of the rings for the first time and lowkey idt the ring would be corrupting me like that i’m sorta built different

2 birthday parties, a lovely night with friends, and in bed before midnight. Other bitches please take note about the benefits of the 5pm event!

Season change got me feeling like a real lesbian

Shawty is looking real plausible

I dropped him off at mood ring talking to a woman in a “stop slut shaming and start slut celebrating” shirt. I have done all I can

I love running into basketball people out of context

Buying a ticket to ‘indie sleaze’ night at market hotel just so I can help one of my oldest guy friends score insane bisexual pussy. Ally of the year…

my terrible advice to people in their 20s is that the best way to make friends for life is to messily sleep with lots of people you’ve only recently met

Found one for the fellas

Hell yes another day of building my own bowl

New deadlift pr today 💪🏻

It is sorta a problem that the anti-zionist content loop will quickly begin funneling you into an anti-semitism content loop