Imagining Forrest Gump wandering around confused during the Brooks Brothers riot

Love this ref just giving every Brazilian player a red card. I hope the men's world cup is exactly like this.

Whichever Dem wins is going to put up Assad numbers against a guy with two first names.

Just realized I was 20 minutes behind in this game and have now missed Sophia's goal.

Not so fast my friend!

It will be annoying if of both of labor's choices in the Gov and Senate races that Platner wins while Jackson loses.

NH summer tradition: is that fireworks or gunshots?

This has me floored.

Yes working in legal aid means you make way less money than you could make in the private bar, but you get something way more valuable: being able to tell your clients to stop fucking calling you when you do not have any new updates for them.

Filling out my WC bracket exclusively based on the number of people cheering on teams as they land. The Dutch aren't getting out of the group.

Oh wow, so I assume it was effective then and Spencer Pratt is in the runoff?

Given the casualty rates in Ukraine I think Russia is actually on pace to be the first country to fully eliminate their masculine population.

I have two friends visiting from CO next week. I will put in the good word for Gonzales. Surely 2 votes in Aurora will swing this.

The poll that the UNH professor acting like she understands the soul of Maine is arguing about is from a firm who has used AI bots in the past, uses AI to come up with survey questions, and uses a survey company that essentially does video game lootbox surveys.

BREAKING: the President died when he fell out of his box seats at the Garden. He was testing out the glass because Dolan told him it was unbreakable.

The Gemini foisted on me thought this was partly about them while also getting the actual point of the search right.

Barak Ravid has gotta explain why the man is behind the curtain and that he's actually big and strong.

Just learned from an audiobook that Husqvarna started as a weapons company. I hope every weapon they made was bright orange too.

Ahhh nothing I love reading more than arguments about who is a real New Yorker and early agriculture.

This is bringing up memories deep from my subconscious of this required reading in middle school.

"The fuck did we do?" - The child Kirks

The Curaçao away jerseys are so nice.

Real

I was not aware of this Ryan Grim tweet. Perhaps his worst one.

the president is ska. i’d recognize this pre-skank stance anywhere

This is why I am glad my state added a state constitutional amendment to stop this very practice after Kelo v. New London.

Starting Widow’s Bay

Fun fact: the guy the Edmund Fitzgerald is named after did not want the ship to be named after him because he understood that lake shipping is dangerous and there was a pretty good chance it would sink at some point.

Getting Micha Lasher ads.

The people talking about Millennial movies are talking about Gen X again.

[Holding microphone close to mouth and breathing into it]: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Was reading a Wikipedia article to learn the combat chronicle of the 3rd Infantry Division in WWII. The article is less a description of where tens of thousands of men fought and died during the war, and more of a description of the adventures of Chips their dog mascot.

Huh I wonder how the Luftwaffe was neutralized. Must have just happened naturally.

There's a really easy way to have a leftist take on WWII that isn't just guzzling the propaganda of a country that no longer exists: American labor won WWII.

The Johnsons

[Me, watching Antonee Robinson score a goal for the usmnt and do a celebratory flip]: this is just like the Savannah Bananas.

What. A. Goal. #USMNT

This is the worst thing I have ever seen

Wait I am just learning that the USMNT is playing Germany on D-Day?

On this 82nd Anniversary of #DDay, I’d like to remember the late Medgar Evers, he and other Black soldiers who were there. He served to protect the freedom & democracy that we have today, only to get murdered by a KKK sniper in Mississippi for wanting & fighting for equal & voting rights.

Spencer Pratt, time to start looking for real estate in suburban Dallas buddy.

How I feel when stop my car to help a turtle cross the road.

North Adams finally getting the Pats as they should have all along.

The second comment feels like a hate crime.

The Hammond Bears

Like it is really odd having the same people circle the wagons for Platner and don't make a peep for Hamawy.

I think the thing I really am struggling to fathom about all of this is why Platner has such a strong following that people are willing to debase themselves like this. This is a dime a dozen guy using buzzwords anyone else can.