Jim Harbaugh sending Herbert out to die behind this offensive line in a game whose result is already foreclosed.

I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle

Not Johnny Infantino in Pats gear. We're going to lose man.

Well, well, well if it isn't the 2024 Patriots offensive line.

Drake please.

I am glad my peacock stream cut out and missed that fumble.

What a bullshit call.

[chuckling]: ngmi

THAT'S some defense.

RT if you STAND with WASP FINANCE CAPITAL against the PRUSSIAN MENACE in the White House!

Not jinxing the Pats before they play by piling on my mortal enemies the Philadelphia Eagles.

I hope everyone reading this is prepared to get inside the head of a mentally unwell man tonight. It's me and 3.5 hours of Patriots football.

Losing the Texas Senate race because I keep quote posting pictures of antique fly rods with "awoooga 👀".

Who is this for? Who is the Rahm Emanuel constituency?

My nine month old started trying to tear the NFL logo off of my Drake Maye jersey and I muttered "protect the shield."

[Eyes rolling into the back of my head as I begin to levitate]: D O I N K

Josh Allen stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your woman is too bad. They’ll kill you Josh Allen.

Tony Doukopil should be practicing reading a teleprompter. Put down the football buddy.

I have been giggling at this like an idiot for like 2 minutes straight.

I don't want defense. I want 70+ points for each team.

I am wondering what I am paying my daycare for.

Pretty sure the guy who ran the gun range at Camp Wanocksett in like 2007 told us "the only good liberal is a dead liberal." Vast majority of scout troops were from MA.

Amazon finally busting out the Bob Weir 🙏

Horrible. Arson attack today at Mississippi’s largest synagogue, on Shabbat, destroyed multiple Torahs and left parts of the building in ruins

What the fuck

CALEB BOZO HOURS

Alright, now we're gonna play everybody's favorite fun game "Move back" Now, when I tell ya "take a step back," everybody take a step back, alright?

soldiers are mostly young people who want to do something else with most of their life. They generally don't want to live the rest of their lives with the knowledge that they executed an unarmed mom cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"

i’m sure ICE guys with their guns and masks fancy themselves big brave men, but when you see real, honest courage it knocks you on your ass. it’s a glimpse of something holy.

No one rocked cutoffs as hard as Bobby.

I hate this year already. RIP Bobby, you were loved. www.tmz.com/2026/01/10/g...

The kid's pillow fort is under new occupancy.

Not going Drake for MVP (which this signals) is objectively wrong but ideal for putting a chip on the team's shoulder.

If I was Crystal Palace I would simply not lose to a team called Macclesfield Town.

decided to bring this to life

[Peter Coyote]: Mr. Biscuits was not just a shelter cat known for making buiscuits and big stretches. He napped everywhere, from the cat tower to the sun beam in the living room. He caught 17 mice, used up 3 of 9 lives, almost caught the laser pointer dot and ultimately came to be my best friend.

Actually I don't have to go to bedtime under my inherent Article II powers, mom.

I'm not going to make it man.

[Peter Coyote]: Mr. Biscuits was not just a shelter cat known for making buiscuits and big stretches. He napped everywhere, from the cat tower to the sun beam in the living room. He caught 17 mice, used up 3 of 9 lives, almost caught the laser pointer dot and ultimately came to be my best friend.

Very slow work day so I have been listening to jazz in the background all day. This post came at the perfect time when I needed a new album. 🤌

[Collinsworth chuckle]: uh oh!

There has been a lot said about how soft the fans at Pats games have gotten. It's probably because tickets are exorbitantly expensive so only the rich can afford them. The fact that some tickets for a playoff game are cheaper than reg season games because it is cold is a good data point for that.

So none of the WH reporters are going to ask about the permanent stroke mouth droop.

VA Senate President Pro Tempore Louise Lucas Says She’s “sticking with [a 10D-1R map] today” and “anyone in the Congressional delegation who wants a seat needs to campaign for it and not expect a safe seat” bluevirginia.us/2026/01/va-s...

If that were a real thing that actually happened then yeah I guess, but since it isn't then I think we should win.

the ball is lava

Drone strike your deductible.

How would the DOJ civil rights division get new leads to investigate?