CoreyWrites
@coreywrites.bsky.social
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Satirical writer. Playwright. Voter. Occasional activist.
You there! Boy! What day is this? What’s today, my fine fellow? 🎄#christmas
about 14 hours ago
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Congressional Republicans to Americans who get their health insurance through the ACA: Drop dead! No, really…
9 days ago
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Many thanks, as always, to
@weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
for the opportunity!
weeklyhumorist.com/coming-soon-...
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Coming Soon From the Makers of Capitalism: Plutocracy! – Weekly Humorist
https://weeklyhumorist.com/coming-soon-from-the-makers-of-capitalism-plutocracy/
14 days ago
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I've been trying to get this published somewhere for at least two years (I honestly don't remember how long it's been). Many thanks to Little Old Lady for finally making it happen! You’ve made my wish come true.
@litoldladyhaha.bsky.social
www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/3v...
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“Come Hither, I Shall Tell You of a Time When Mariah Carey Serenaded Us Year ‘Round!” — Little Old Lady
Ah, Christmas! The stockings are hung, the kids are stampeding through the house like wild animals, and a holiday program is going unwatched. To me, children! Did you know there was a time when the la...
https://www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/3v7ijxshcerkz7qjf2fezagu8e9p7u
17 days ago
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Pope Leo, the first American pope, is visiting Turkey today. I see what he did there. 🇹🇷🦃🍗
29 days ago
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My latest for The Flak:
www.the-flak.com/writing/does...
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“Does My Renters’ Insurance Cover Unlawful FBI Raids?” — The FLAK
“This is a unique situation. For now, anyway. Please bear with me.”
https://www.the-flak.com/writing/does-my-renters-insurance-cover-unlawful-fbi-raids
about 1 month ago
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I hope they don’t figure out a way to run ads in your dreams. That would be a nightmare.
about 1 month ago
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I wonder how long it’s going to take for Andrew Cuomo to start a podcast. He has nothing else to do now…🤔
about 2 months ago
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Doomscrolling has been replaced by hopescrolling. At least for today. Let’s enjoy it. We need it.
about 2 months ago
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Ding dong, the Dick is dead!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
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Dick Cheney, Powerful Vice President and Washington Insider, Dies at 84
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/us/politics/dick-cheney-dead.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
about 2 months ago
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reposted by
CoreyWrites
Xela Hart
about 2 months ago
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Just in time for Halloween, “Waiting for the Great Pumpkin, by Samuel Beckett.” Thanks to The Gorko Gazette for the opportunity!
thegorkogazette.com?p=24461
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New content every morning!
Do you really think he’ll come?
https://thegorkogazette.com/?p=24461
2 months ago
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If MAGA Republicans weren’t afraid of protest, they wouldn’t be demonizing it. March today. Please.
#NoKingsDay
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2 months ago
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Maria Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize instead of Donald Trump
www.myinstants.com/en/instant/s...
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Sad Trombone - Sound Button
Click here to play the sound!
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/sad-trombone/
3 months ago
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My contribution to this most holy of observances.
@weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
weeklyhumorist.com/prominent-wo...
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Prominent World Leaders Who Are More Excited About the New Taylor Swift Album Weigh In on the Russia-Ukraine Conflict – Weekly Humorist
https://weeklyhumorist.com/prominent-world-leaders-who-are-more-excited-about-the-new-taylor-swift-album-weigh-in-on-the-russia-ukraine-conflict/
3 months ago
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Fox News would cream their jeans over tan suits if Donald Trump wore one.
3 months ago
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"Taking Tylenol is, uh...not good." Our president, everyone... 🤦♂️
3 months ago
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Never half ass anything. Be a total ass at all times.
3 months ago
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Welp. It’s Saturday. Time to engage in some unbridled online hate speech like the domestic terrorist I am. I hate the MAGA movement. I hate Donald Trump. I hate J.D. Vance. I hate Brendan Carr…
3 months ago
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I was standing at the entrance of a bar and someone mistook me for the bouncer. I guess the weights are paying off… 🏋💪🥊
4 months ago
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My latest for The Flak
www.the-flak.com/writing/prom...
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“Prominent World Leaders Who Are More Excited About Taylor Swift Weigh in on the Russia-Ukraine Conflict” — The FLAK
“Would it be worth trying to have her come in to broker peace?”
https://www.the-flak.com/writing/prominent-world-leaders-who-are-more-excited-about-taylor-swift-weigh-in-on-the-russia-ukraine-conflict
4 months ago
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My latest for The Flak.
#trump
#nevertrumpers
#heaven
www.the-flak.com/writing/ieqg...
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“I’d Like to Make it Clear We Are All “Never Trumpers!’” – A Statement from St. Peter the Apostle — The FLAK
“His ascendance to the presidency is a ‘sign from God?!’ Yeah. Fuck that noise.”
https://www.the-flak.com/writing/ieqgzy0oqq9gsxu4eridijilm368hn
4 months ago
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The good people at
@litoldladyhaha.bsky.social
have published my Superman disavowing Dean Cain article!
www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/qs...
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“I Hereby Disavow Any Association With Dean Cain” – A Statement from Superman — Little Old Lady
Thank you all for joining me. Thanks also to Perry White, Lois Lane, and everyone at The Daily Planet for handling the logistics of this hastily assembled press conference. My pal Jimmy Olsen will b...
https://www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/qs86oprno5ml2k5hhm0ee5u6jzgcq4
4 months ago
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My latest for The Flak:
www.the-flak.com/writing/wzqq...
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“I’m an Infectious, Formerly Non-Existent Disease, and I’ve Never Been Prouder to be an American!” — The FLAK
“It’s boom time for us airborne pathogens, and we have you, the good ol’ U.S. of A, to thank for it!”
https://www.the-flak.com/writing/wzqq8dhk71s32ixx6w16ekcnhoxap4
4 months ago
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My latest for
@weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
weeklyhumorist.com/its-not-you-...
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It’s Not You, It’s the Fact That We Now Have a Reality Show on TLC – Weekly Humorist
https://weeklyhumorist.com/its-not-you-its-the-fact-that-we-now-have-a-reality-show-on-tlc/
4 months ago
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Superman weighs in on the Dean Cain controversy. He may have had some help from me.
www.the-flak.com/writing/6zoe...
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“I Hereby Disavow Any Association With Dean Cain” – A Statement from Superman — The FLAK
“Despite my durability, this has become a pain in my ass!”
https://www.the-flak.com/writing/6zoe9y7vqwvt2cmejqp5paqvt78c9q
5 months ago
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Knock knock! Who's there? ICE! ICE who? Immigrations Customs Enforcement, and oh--look, guys! We have a No-knock warrant!
5 months ago
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#lifegoals
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/26/b...
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He Read (at Least) 3,599 Books in His Lifetime. Now Anyone Can See His List.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/26/books/man-died-book-list-thousands.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
5 months ago
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reposted by
CoreyWrites
Bert’s Books
5 months ago
Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
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No one has less respect for a Trump supporter than Donald Trump.
5 months ago
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You can never know a man until you’ve walked a mile on his shoes. Specifically, you can know how far he’s willing to run after you barefoot to get his shoes back.
5 months ago
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6 months ago
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6 months ago
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When satire speaks the truth.
@theonion.com
theonion.com/letter-to-co...
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
Share This Editorial
https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/
6 months ago
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“One of the beginnings of human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority.” - Christopher Hitchens
6 months ago
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No lie detected.
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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Hey. Trump. Fuck you. It’s my birthday too and I have no qualms about figuratively pissing on your literal parade.
#nokings
#happybirthdayyouschmuck
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6 months ago
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Tomorrow I’m going to celebrate my birthday by doing what I can to help ruin his. Join me, wont you?
www.nokings.org
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No Kings
On June 14—Flag Day—Donald Trump wants tanks in the street and a made-for-TV display of dominance for his birthday. A spectacle meant to look like strength. But real power isn’t staged in Washington. ...
https://www.nokings.org/
7 months ago
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For a guy who loves garbage takeout food, this T.A.C.O. acronym has got to be driving Trump crazy. We should TOTALLY stop using it. 🌮🍊🖕
7 months ago
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Today on @npr I briefly misheard “Donald Trump dined” as “Donald Trump died.” A guy can dream…
7 months ago
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The best things in life aren’t things.
8 months ago
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www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/to...
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“To Prove You’re Human, We’ll Be Administering Blade Runner’s Voight-Kampff Test” -These Online Verification Measures Are Not Fucking Around — Little Old Lady
Thank you for being a valued user of our site. It’s been two days since your last visit, so we’ve logged you out as a security measure. Your username and password are both correct, but we’re not convi...
https://www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/to-prove-youre-human-well-be-administering-blade-runners-voight-kampff-test-these-online-verification-measures-are-not-fucking-around
8 months ago
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Silver lining: If Trump actually makes good on his pledge to re-open Alcatraz, it will probably be ready to house inmates by the time he and his administration officials will be facing legal consequences for their actions. 🤞🖕
8 months ago
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Happy U.S. Teacher Appreciation Day to all who observe. And all should observe. 🍎✏️📚🎓
8 months ago
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It only took forty-two years, but I finally wrote for a zine!
functionallydead.com/Functionally...
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https://functionallydead.com/FunctionallyDead_VolXII_Issue1.pdf
8 months ago
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Here. I hope this brings you levity.
www.the-flak.com/writing/nice...
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“Nice Place to Visit, But I Wouldn’t Want to Live There Due to My Deep-Seated Personal Prejudices” — The FLAK
“Rather than broaden my horizons, I’ll sate myself with factually inaccurate swill.”
https://www.the-flak.com/writing/nice-place-to-visit-but-i-wouldnt-want-to-live-there-due-to-my-deep-seated-personal-prejudices
8 months ago
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“I, the Wise Old Owl, am Feeling a Little Put Upon by These Requests for Counsel” — Little Old Lady
Ho there, wandering adventurer! I see you have returned for guidance as you navigate this foreboding, uncharted wilderness. I guess I’ll put this much-needed moment of respite on hold, pause the lates...
https://www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/i-the-wise-old-owl-am-feeling-a-little-put-upon-by-these-requests-for-counsel
8 months ago
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A re-posting of one of my old exercises in blasphemy.
www.the-flak.com/writing/this...
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“This Was Not a Good Friday for Us” – A Statement from the Apostles of Jesus Christ — The FLAK
“It would be great to establish the largest religious movement in the history of the world and be canonized as the ones who were there when it all started, but who are we kidding?”
https://www.the-flak.com/writing/this-was-not-a-good-friday-for-us-a-statement-from-the-apostles-of-jesus-christ
8 months ago
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Here. I hope this gives you levity.
www.the-flak.com/writing/than...
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“Thank You for Your Interest in the Role of ‘Insurrectionist Cult Leader’” – A Post Apocalyptic Community Has a New Job Listing — The FLAK
“We are confident we aren’t in any way opening our doors to the Antichrist!”
https://www.the-flak.com/writing/thank-you-for-your-interest-in-the-role-of-insurrectionist-cult-leader-a-post-apocalyptic-community-has-a-new-job-listing
9 months ago
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Our president challenged the world to a global dick showing contest. When he realized how pathetically endowed he was, he backed off before anybody could challenge him. Now he gets to say he won. 🤦♂️
9 months ago
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