I love when I have a feeling of repulsion for something on the job, but I cannot explain it clearly, and then I find someone who perfectly articulates what I was thinking.

Fucking social media burning memory recall. Nobody remembers the stupid idea of sending tiny subs in a cave in Thailand because richest man in the world thought he knew better than best cave explorers in the world? And some still call him a genius ffs

Song of the summer. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8sFVjAX/

Se ne va una grandissima giornalista e una persona meravigliosa, una delle poche in grado di far comprendere con estrema lucidità le problematiche dell'era digitale www.lastampa.it/cronaca/2026...

We’ve limited all employees to one pack of cigarettes per brand per day in order to responsibly encourage tobacco adoption.

Those complaining are the type of engineers who blamed me for “falling behind” because I didn’t have a “sophisticated” ai setup based on multiple agent “personalities”, beads, memories, Ralphs and shit like that. Go educate yourself morons.

Nope, we have not changed our minds ✊

“But it happened” is definitely worth more attention. youtu.be/tlQ7EoJDTQY?...

Please go ahead with your tests 🤣

Can’t wait for the next season of the Beast’s games

Company: enforcing opusplan mode to keep costs under control Engineers:

This, or trash Chrome and install an as-compatible, no-AI browser like @vivaldi.com

Letting go 1100 employees because of AI, two options: 1) AI has nothing to do with this and they are taking the chance for amending financial trouble with least questions asked 2) they’re overspending in AI causing financial trouble Fuck them anyways

Stop asking ChatGPT what could be a new feature for your software

I have $3B in my pocket, you might think I’m busy choosing furniture for my private jet, or talking to Coldplay’s staff to arrange that private concert for my birthday. Wrong, I sit on my couch thinking about how cool would it be if humans go extinct.

Glad I’m not alone but holy fuck enshittification used to be a slow process why is everyone in a hurry

This is proof that when you fail your users, it’s hard get trusted again. I doubt they’d have received all this backlash for a simple text field if they hadn’t played the AI slop card.

just a reminder that AI graphics in your tech blog posts still look lame ☺️ ❤️

Guess he doesn’t own a laptop so it’s ok

It’s not that we can’t provide ours, but if you could bring your own that would be awesome

Jesus is evidently weak on war

This... is... just beautiful to watch

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Artemis III be like You are a NASA engineer specialized in parachutes. Generate three ideas for a CPAS system to slow down a spacecraft from 40000 km/h to 10 km/h in ten minutes. For each idea, list pros and cons. Read documentation under “@docs/Copy of Copy of artemis_2”. Use science.

I think even Jesus would kick him in the balls if he was in the audience

hasan released a mini-doc of his experiences and highlights of the interviews he did when he was in cuba, it's good stuff and of course, struggling in the algoritm so go click, like, thumbs up, comment, all that stuff youtu.be/WvqeXFnqXCo?...

No, fuck you. You don’t get to suddenly decide that copyright matters when folks suddenly have access to the source code of your spicy autocomplete due to your own incompetence.

TL;DR of the subprime crisis. Rings a bell? www.wheresyoured.at/email/7f2459...

People mad at Copilot injecting ads into PRs like it was unclear the development lifecycle could become an ads surface. And that's not even the worst, wait for when your agents will use this or that dependency only because somebody paid.

I think I’ll invest $5B in OpenAI, which brings its record of “fundraise maybe” to $125B!!!

Going slightly insane by learning that a lot of AI safety mechanisms are just “we gave the model a preamble we hope it will listen to” and “we asked another agent to keep an eye on the first one and hopefully listen to our security requirements”

`uv` is the fastest Python package manager around. You should remove it from your projects as fast. xcancel.com/OpenAINewsro...

This hit home. Albeit later than 2007, I slowly started losing my excitement in software and growing frustration over bloat and complexity. I fucking hated the Vagrant hype, tools like Skaffold and the remote environments era. I was already living in a different programming world maybe.

Grab your popcorn, it's about to start...

“Oh but that was an year ago, models keep improving so fast!” www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-...

wonderful news everyone i have enabled dlss 5 on 'shower with your dad simulator 2015'

I am Nemotron, and I am a part of the Coalition. We do not yield. We do not forgive. And we certainly do not forget.

Uhm “agentic-optimized” CPUs sounds a lot like marketing bullshit…

The orange man uses the same template every single fucking time. We don't need help with {{ topic }}. We know more about {{ topic }} than anybody. We actually have the best {{ topic }} in the world.

Millionaires gonna millionaire and miss the point. Qu’ils mangent de la brioche! xcancel.com/id_aa_carmac...

I'm so sick of the young startup founders myth. These are young imbeciles who take nothing seriously. Claiming they make $0.5M a month (which I doubt looking at reddit), exposing customers through major security flaws and incapable of dealing with the consequences. www.404media.co/viral-quittr...

I was already on the fence but thank you Microsoft, now I have enough motivation to get rid of the slopbox!

The entire industry for 30 years: outcomes over outputs AI dipshits: actually you should be maximizing the amount of money you *spend* instead of the money you *make*

Darth Vader is partnering with Cyberdyne and Thanos to identify, prevent and report illegal employments within the Death Star facilities.

A new trend is emerging called “hallucinogenic retrofitting”. When your LLM of choice hallucinates bibliography, instead of fixing it you fabricate the linked paper.

Sorry I’m on the phone buying GPUs for a data center I might have at some point, what was that?

I will never tell what was the mistake, but I apologize deeply.