i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

new mario movie trailer just came out with a release announcement stating "THIS APRIL" now just gotta figure how to travel back in time to the release date

The best part of having POTS and needing extra salt to stabilize your blood pressure is when someone starts selling counterfeit electrolytes that have no salt in them at all! If you have POTS, double check the site you’re buying from, especially on mobile.

i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one

when you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed

may you choose to do what's wrong

so fly like a G6/9

Pest Control is going on indefinite hiatus. Thank you for all your support of this wonderful, weird little show 🫀 Follow the cast in their future endeavors: Jonas - @bclues.bsky.social Sam D - @samdarr.bsky.social Keeper Sam - @laggardson.bsky.social William - @kwilliamwhite.bsky.social

its good to be happy!

get so good at saving money you have to increase your spending so you have room to increase your savings

imagine someone (or Jonas) doing the shortest NaNoWriMo as applied steno practice

what if video games where real

accidentally i didn't watch gilmore girls

theater kids only know how to be drunk and stand in a circle and lie

it's Bandcamp Friday again! Anything you pay for music on the platform today will go straight to the artists. i don't have anything new this month but you can browse my previous releases at jonasnewhouse.bandcamp.com get yourself some music and me some coffee if you're so inclined!

even in twin peak u can smile :)

govrenet shut down but i don't

it's very important that i can admit when i'm wrong. that's why i try to be wrong as often as possible

salute every bus driver

do aspire to you

i can't help being cute and loveable but i try to make up for it by being smart and determined

a day and a day and a day is a life, so do it!

every day, every dream a world lost

the hosts of Howtown sound like they have the lowest blood pressure in the world

I'm taking a train today, a whole train, the whole day

Keep our neighborhood clean -- please pick up your dog's pee!

my dog know how to piss

one day i'll live in a big house on a big farm and so will every dog who needs it

i don't trust paul hollywood

please give your pets tags with your contact info please keep your phone number up to date with their microchip i found a pair of lost dogs yesterday and even after posting everywhere and getting their chips scanned i haven't been able to find their owner don't be that person, you'll make me sad

i just gotta say, it is deeply nice to live in the pnw

NINTENDO IS EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE A LINEUP OF GAMES FOR MARIO'S 40TH BIRTHDAY - Super Mario Spaceship - Super Mario Other Spaceship - Mario Bros vs Capcom - Yoshi's Gay Little Island

But always, no matter the damage to it, the body tries to go on. And if it manages to, then the mind follows it. Eventually, no matter how I try to deny it, there are bits of my life that are still sweet. A conversation with an old friend. Things I am still glad to have. -Robin Hobb, Assassin's Fate

bell beast best boi #silksong

every day i don't believe that bug type pokemon existed in gen 1

Smaller release this time, but I wanted to put something out for Bandcamp Friday. A handful of tracks I've made for a few different projects this summer! jonasnewhouse.bandcamp.com/album/game-j...

silksong crashed steam and i love that

hey hey! i'm doing a sale of my packs of moody, atmospheric, amateur photos of Maine, "A Place Without Bodies", on sale for 2/3rds off! for just $20, you get over *600* photos, great for projects of all kinds, *with* license for commercial use! lasts till 9/30, midnight! ko-fi.com/s/bc50ecb11f

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near

watching shrek and i'm so rooting for this guy to get his swamp back

imagine you accidentally got jerma high, wouldn't you feel just so bad

do dogs ever wonder if a divorce is their fault?

This game only needs one more player to get started!

A mysterious benefactor promises riches beyond imagining in exchange for a nigh-impossible task: breaking a prisoner out of the magical penitentiary known as Thessicate's Gate. Come join me for a game of D&D 5e (2024 rules!) full of charismatic ne'erdowells, posh wizards, & magical blimps!

me after the tariffs are struck down as illegal

I'm extremely sympathetic to the immeasurable stress of parenting but I also maintain that yelling at your kid, especially in public, is one of the most embarrassing things you can do.

Happy dog day to markle and every dog and everybody who's cool about it