govrenet shut down but i don't

it's very important that i can admit when i'm wrong. that's why i try to be wrong as often as possible

salute every bus driver

do aspire to you

i can't help being cute and loveable but i try to make up for it by being smart and determined

a day and a day and a day is a life, so do it!

every day, every dream a world lost

the hosts of Howtown sound like they have the lowest blood pressure in the world

I'm taking a train today, a whole train, the whole day

Keep our neighborhood clean -- please pick up your dog's pee!

my dog know how to piss

one day i'll live in a big house on a big farm and so will every dog who needs it

i don't trust paul hollywood

please give your pets tags with your contact info please keep your phone number up to date with their microchip i found a pair of lost dogs yesterday and even after posting everywhere and getting their chips scanned i haven't been able to find their owner don't be that person, you'll make me sad

i just gotta say, it is deeply nice to live in the pnw

NINTENDO IS EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE A LINEUP OF GAMES FOR MARIO'S 40TH BIRTHDAY - Super Mario Spaceship - Super Mario Other Spaceship - Mario Bros vs Capcom - Yoshi's Gay Little Island

But always, no matter the damage to it, the body tries to go on. And if it manages to, then the mind follows it. Eventually, no matter how I try to deny it, there are bits of my life that are still sweet. A conversation with an old friend. Things I am still glad to have. -Robin Hobb, Assassin's Fate

bell beast best boi #silksong

every day i don't believe that bug type pokemon existed in gen 1

Smaller release this time, but I wanted to put something out for Bandcamp Friday. A handful of tracks I've made for a few different projects this summer! jonasnewhouse.bandcamp.com/album/game-j...

silksong crashed steam and i love that

hey hey! i'm doing a sale of my packs of moody, atmospheric, amateur photos of Maine, "A Place Without Bodies", on sale for 2/3rds off! for just $20, you get over *600* photos, great for projects of all kinds, *with* license for commercial use! lasts till 9/30, midnight! ko-fi.com/s/bc50ecb11f

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near

watching shrek and i'm so rooting for this guy to get his swamp back

imagine you accidentally got jerma high, wouldn't you feel just so bad

do dogs ever wonder if a divorce is their fault?

This game only needs one more player to get started!

A mysterious benefactor promises riches beyond imagining in exchange for a nigh-impossible task: breaking a prisoner out of the magical penitentiary known as Thessicate's Gate. Come join me for a game of D&D 5e (2024 rules!) full of charismatic ne'erdowells, posh wizards, & magical blimps!

me after the tariffs are struck down as illegal

I'm extremely sympathetic to the immeasurable stress of parenting but I also maintain that yelling at your kid, especially in public, is one of the most embarrassing things you can do.

Happy dog day to markle and every dog and everybody who's cool about it

imagine if sam & frodo had a computer. things would've gone different

watching Liar Liar and realizing how much Jim Carrey energy Jerma has

jazz is the music that lives inside of music i can't explain that idea any better than jazz can

jonas "joni" mitchell

breathe

i just learned that my little brother has a tattoo of Paul from Paul (2011) giving a middle finger. he got this a month ago, from a 14 year old movie, i love this

puppy at the crook of me

the wonderful feeling of sending a commissioned track for notes, preparing for the notes to be "no" and instead it's just "no notes!" relatedly, you'll likely see me sharing a new project that i composed for later this year woo yeah 🤟

When you're feeling down, just remember: Be happy instead! Simple as

sorry for vent posting, I promise I'll heal one day

jonasnewhouse.bandcamp.com/album/sweeth... experimental dance(?) tracks for your sweet and your heart

jonasnewhouse.bandcamp.com/album/chille... chilled out beats on a band camped friday

It's Bandcamp Friday again, which means anything you spend on the site today will go straight to the artist. If you've got a buck or two, consider picking up some of my music at whatever price you can (even the price of $0!) Available at jonasnew.house

man i love doing cool stuff

guy who watches "anti-anxiety video guided mediation release fear from your body" at 2x speed

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

I have my own story about what Saige did to me, but right now, this is about Surena and Omar. Saying someone got arrested when they didn't is absolutely diabolical. Especially since people tend to believe the worst of PoC without a second thought. Watch this: www.tiktok.com/t/ZPHpUSYo4N...