so long, gay bowsers

shit's fucked, man

i've made a new bsky for my streaming content, i'll keep using this one for personal stuff and music work but if you wanna keep up with my twitch journey go give @jonasiswater.bsky.social a follow i'll have a new Live2D model to debut next month, and hopefully some other fun developments to come!

new handle same me!

life, among many things, is also numbers

YESSSSS I DID IT Finally got the Thorn of Thanatos achievement that has eluded me in Hades for so long Just one left now for platinum, and it should be an easy one!

going live in just a bit at 1pm PST to play some Hades, only two achievements left and I'll have done them all! twitch.tv/jonasiswater

live now working on some music for the Sealed With a Kiss game jam! twitch.tv/channeljonas

My friend made me a year long prompt list for Christmas as an idea generator and motivator to draw more. Feel like sharing this one I drew for "Wanted Poster" while watching a video essay about Wicked For Good.

she was a dog, he was a girl can i make it any more obvious?

life is a no-logic archipelago randomizer

They should keep naming James Bond characters things like “Pussy Galore” but also apply it to men. Hi James I’m your CIA contact Dick Sucko. That’s my partner Jeffrey Cockwrangler

picking back up with a steno stream later today, shooting for around 5pm PST!

gonna try out a later stream tonight! planning to go live around 5pm PST to (hopefully) finish up my playthrough of Sorry, We're Closed

our flag means debt

Heathers or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

I have written quite a few bits of flash fiction and done nothing with them, but they are all like this. I would like to write one that is not vaguely disconcerting, one day

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shower beer, sure, but you GOTTA try a nice shower tea

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✨Final Day to Apply!✨ Auditions for VDuality's second talent wave will be closing tonight at 11:59pm PST. Don't forget to submit your audition and fill in any missing information if you've already submitted! We wish you all the best of luck on your auditions! #vconnect #auditions

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to the windowwwwww, to my balls! there's windows on my balls! ahhhh this bitch got balls!

steno update: as of today i've officially gotten my current average on typeracer.com to 51 wpm. definitely varies depending on my familiarity with the text but i'm really seeing and feeling the progress!

going live in just a few for some good ol games! gonna start off with A Game About Digging A Hole and then move on to Sorry We're Closed twitch.tv/channeljonas

I solved the 'it's still the Year of the Snake, but everyone thinks it's Year of the Horse' problem. It's now the month of the Snorse. #sygnin

blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these fuckin wings and learn to fly

live now working on my deltarune string quarter cover! twitch.tv/channeljonas

gonna try the same schedule as last week again, though i may add another stream on Friday or Saturday depending on how i feel. probably gonna finish Sorry We're Closed this week and then figure out what game i wanna stream next!

our dog is an awesome dog

Actual-play friends! One of my goals this year is to (temporarily) relinquish my GM hat and be a player in an AP for more than a one-shot If you can help me make that happen let’s chat!

Charlie Brown getting into an Air Bud situation with Snoopy but the thing everyone objects to is Charlie Brown himself continuing to play

BUT I LOVE MY DAD I DO

If what you’re doing at midnight on New Year’s Eve determines the course of your next year, I’m going to be seeing a lot of Richard Kind

happy 2026 to every cool bitch who sees this

last stream of the year today! gonna do a bit of steno practice, maybe a little gaming or music as my gay little heart will desire

boys who smell like flowers 🤝 girls who smell like wood

i am not spiderman i will be spiderman

live now at twitch.tv/channeljonas

are we human, or are we doggy?

it's music monday! i'll be streaming some work in ableton, not entirely sure what yet but probably editing/mixing my string quarter cover of Paradise, Paradise from Deltarune

at this rate my most likely new year's resolution is "keep it up, buttercup"

just started my day with 5 minutes of planking, definitely a challenge but i'm very proud of me!

🐾Streaming schedule for the upcoming week🐾 I'm very close to reaching affiliate status, so any eyes you can give (even if you can't chat or pay any attention) will help me out a ton and be super appreciated! twitch.tv/channeljonas

had a dream that i was living inside Dead by Deadlight and the killer was Josh Ruben and it was honestly so terrifying

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

doing a short little stream of some steno practice twitch.tv/channeljonas

lately i've been keeping up with an actual workout routine for the time ever, and as of today i've noticed my legs are actually getting jack skellingtoned

hey! i'm doing a winter sale, though not of games - but of my packs of moody, atmospheric photos of Maine! A Place Without Bodies volumes 1&2! over *600* photos, *with* license for commercial use, at 2/3rds off - just $20! great for projects of all kinds! lasts till jan 5th! ko-fi.com/s/bc50ecb11f