So here's the discussion where John Kruk asks Tom McCarthy how the person who invented the first clock knew what time it was

I refuse to believe a baseball has ever been hit harder than that ball by Shohei. He nearly killed the pitcher and the shortstop. No way that thing was *only* 106 mph.

Just view this as the Par 3 contest at Augusta. Players intentionally lose that to avoid the jinx.

That miss will fuel Mo for the entire first half of the season.

Palace are just about the perfect opponent for this game. A) They're a good side. B) They actually care about winning this. C) They're consistent from last season in terms of personnel, manager, and tactics. Really good test for a meaningless game.

I FUCKING TOLD YOUS!!!!!!!!

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Our season kicks off almost exactly one week from now. This summer has been both the longest and quickest I can remember. Nowhere near ready for the football to begin again personally, but up the all-conquering reds.

My friend and I were 11. There was a local theater that offered a kids matinee, where you could see a PG-rated movie for a buck. We bought tickets for a kids movie, snuck out of that theater, and into the one showing Waterworld. After, we hid in the bathroom and snuck back in for the second showing.

Diaz is a very good footballer who we'll miss, but I'd rather miss him now than be paying him what Bayern are in 4 years. Pretty easy call between taking 75m for him or giving him a new deal imo. Wish him the best.

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Rio Ngumoha was born in 2008. Think that might be it for me for awhile.

Ngumoha's 1v1 ability plays at the first-team level, which is not always the case. If that kid develops an end product and some movement off the ball, holy hell.

Maintaining my stance that Mbeumo is a terrible signing for any club because then you have to remember how to correctly spell his surname.

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I'm taking mental notes on all the Ekitike haters, much as I did with Gravenberch. Repent.

If you see this, post a vampire

Personally, I would have divorced him for attending a Coldplay concert, but I guess the affair is grounds for that too.

Give me a job, Mickey Edwards

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Rodrygo plus one of Isak or Ekitike makes for an insane window. On paper, the only one I can think of that rivals it in terms of quality, financial magnitude, and statement would be Real Madrid in 2009. Long way to go before it's reality, but holy hell.

Imagine your aura being so magnetic that you can facilitate a £120 million deal with a glance

if andrew cuomo hates socialism so much why did he choose to be publicly owned

2025 - Year of the Dumper

This is the hardest I've laughed at anything on bsky in a hot minute

Catcher framing HR derby pitches 🫡

Don't know if anyone has thought of this, but one way they could improve the derby is to get Shohei to do it.

How to read the Liverpool links to Mateta: Dear Eintracht Frankfurt, we have more options than Ekitike, so please lower your price. How to read the Newcastle links to Ekitike: Dear Liverpool, we have more options than you, so please pay the asking price.

Oh, his name is Diogooooo... 🇵🇹 #Forever20 #LFC

LFCGo, LFCTV, AllRed. Call it what you like, my stream is still going to drop out every 30 seconds and completely shit the bed within the first 10 minutes of the first preseason match. A right of summer.

You make a throw that good, the runner should be out on principle.

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Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures

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Haven't posted in about a week. All my thoughts have felt so trivial in light of Diogo's passing. Trying to get back into the swing of things mentally, though. Hope y'all are doing well.

why do we have to live in a world where diogo jota is gone but thomas partey is still here

Robbo's post broke me. Had to close my office door for a couple minutes and collect myself. Christ.

I just woke up and this can't be real. Beyond awful.

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Clayton!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Good lord, Shohei!

Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

My early thoughts: Minkah is two years younger than Ramsey and cheaper, so I guess that's a win. If the second deal is for a pick, then alright. If it's just a pick swap (seen both reported), then I don't love it.

Lol wut?????

I'm hoping the term "blockbuster" here means we actually received something decent in return, but I'm not holding my breath.