Ham is my love language

Chat, j’ai pété.

Laying in bed, home sick from work today. Rob brought me a mug of hot cocoa with marshmallows, so naturally I called him a bitch.

Took a trans friend to the ER last night and Fox News was blaring in the waiting room, with a panel of fascists ranting about the trans threat or whatever the whole time. Absolutely revolting.

Yet again, not a big year for new music for me… #applemusic #replay2025

Ho ho ho, I’m hu-hu-hungry

Holy shit are we still talking about what QT said like a week later? Why do we care? A lot of people say stupid things all the time.

Lisa is in Fortnite… but I’d only care if they had her in her White Lotus uniform.

You all are punking me with Geese, right?

I found out the hard way that if you accidentally deauthorize a computer that’s playing a playlist on Apple Music, it will just delete all the songs in that playlist without warning. I lost my list of a couple hundred Christmas songs I’ve been curating over that past 8 years. 😞

And here I was hoping they’d kill off Will in he first episode…

Watched two episodes of The Chair Company last night. I’ve never watched his other stuff, but is Tim Robinson’s whole schtick just yelling?

thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours

My favorite Thanksgiving song? “Gratitude” by the Beastie Boys youtu.be/ZdJ5e70Q8mw?...

Sing to the tune Bad Religion’s “Infected”: My puppies, they lick my knees They detect me, then inspect me First they sniff it, then they lick it That’s Sadie, and Trixie…

Easily binged the first 3 episodes of Plu1bus last night. I’m loving it sooo much.

I have no one to analyze Eddington with

Happy Monday! I’m not waiting til #letterboxdfriday! Here’s my #lastfourwatched

What was Michael Jackson’s favorite Hispanic seasoning? Ta-hee-heen

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate

I need to start watching more movies. Oddity is still on there from two weeks ago… #letteboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

Yo Gabba Gabba! Gallery in Brea, CA #Pentax 17 | #Kodak Kodacolor 200 #believeinfilm #filmphotography

All of Paul Thomas Anderson’s movies are excellent films, but I only like about half of them. I just watched Hard Eight (finally!) and I loved it.

Just spent the last hour listening to my buddy @chrisgrace.com chat with @hamishsteele.bsky.social about Mario Brothers, Bob Hoskins and Popeye! If that’s not comfort podcasting made just for me, I don’t know what is.

ACAB includes Constable Sprinkle

Finally watched The Stuff (1985) and while I knew it was going to be corny, I wasn’t prepared for such Mac-and-Me-level nonsense. Impressively bad on almost every level… yet quite entertaining! 🍦🍨

Making a list! What would you add?

My commute playlist this morning included Joy Division, Sparks, Labi Siffre, Squirrel Nut Zippers and Rattled Roosters. I’m so impressed with myself.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Pretty bold move for Jack White to thank everybody but Black Francis / Pixies in his acceptance speech. I mean…

2004: I was made fun of for dressing up for a LOTR screening by a co-worker. This co-worker would paint his shirtless belly yellow and purple and wear a mask at Lakers games and called himself “Superfan”.

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday #happyhalloween

I love gay Halloween. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You know those spasms you get on your eyelid when you’re tired? Past few days, I’ve been having that, but on the tip of my tongue. 🤔

E-mail from bank yesterday: “Your account balance is below zero!” E-mail from bank today: “Open a digital investing account!” Um… Read the room, guys.

Dear foley artists: Straws don’t make that slurp sound unless the cup is empty. A full cup is completely silent. Thank you.

My mom’s husband passed away today. Same as when my grandparents passed - I’m sad for his family but I didn’t really know him.

WTF BLUESKY! Stop showing me N*ture ph*tography!!!!!!!!!

Been hungry for a horror movie that would severely mess me up lately. Any suggestions?

Never thought my job would include explaining to children why gorillas eat the poop straight out of their own butts, but here I am. (And the answer is: I don’t know)

BlueSky could really improve its algorithm. “Show less like this” doesn’t seem to do shit.

I just hugged my brother for the first time in 12 years.

In California this weekend for the Yo Gabba Gabba! art show opening. A lot of the old crew will be there, so I’m both excited and terrified. This could be worse than my high school reunion… 😰

#letterboxdfroday #lastfourwatched (I saw Bring Her Back back in May but forgot to log it. Somehow it still shows up in my last four watched? That’s should be fixed @letterboxd.social

I-15 feeling like Fury Road today. 🫣

Instagram Stories are a wonderful way for me to accidentally open Amazon to look at cheap, useless shit so I can mess up my algorithm. ✨💖

I’m so pissed Blue Bunny is playing the Super Bowl. Stick to making ICE CREAM, dude!

NOT HALLOWEEN SONGS: - The Devil Went Down to Georgia - Zombie - Abracadabra - Season of the Witch - Don’t Fear The Reaper - Hungry Like The Wolf - Paint It, Black - Bad Moon Rising - Psycho Killer - I Want Candy - Ring of Fire - Devil Inside - Love Potion No. 9 HALLOWEEN SONGS - Monster Mash

Wow the actually totally really real Chris Pratt followed me! He’s from American 🇺🇸 and is also an American ARMY🦾!l

2000 day streak! 🎉@duolingoverde.bsky.social