Every time I go to mitsuwa the yakisoba place is always out of noodles. It's a fuckign shame because it's fire. It's only 2pm

He’s gonna say the war was rigged, isn’t he

Just watched two BMW drivers who didn't even pretend to stop at a stop sign. You are a blight on society and should fix that by removing yourself from it permanently. How many people have to die before we realize blatantly antisocial behavior is part of the on going collapse?

Liberals on here love to say "If Trump wasn't in office none of this would be happening" while ignoring the systemic problems that have led to things like climate change and unaffordable housing. While yes maybe life would be slightly better under Kamala, I refuse to believe it'd be greatly so

As someone who has no musical background or knowledge, but tends to have a good ear, it's incredible to hear breakdowns of Kendrick Lamar's music and see/hear everything that flew over my head, yet contributed to an experience I would call transformative. Kendrick will be studied for decades to come

Investors are the lowest IQ people in the world

It makes me really sad that if I ever have children I will never trust my mother alone with them because she will not instill good values in them. She will teach them that if it benefits them it's good to steal, cheat and lie. She will teach them to go back on your word to make an extra dollar

Is his dick blue?

Can't wait until the US military is deployed to protect Ivanka Trump's Albanian island

I'm glad I stopped smoking weed. I save so much money and I'm generally more productive, but one thing I hate is the dreams. They're not that fun. Too vivid, too many of them. I keep waking up every few hours and can no longer sleep through the whole night. The sacrifices we make to save money

Reminder. Don’t judge a book by its cover. Lots of fellow lefties are in serious fucking need of this reminder.

Gotten so good at RJs this took me under a minute from strip to crimp 😎

I glaze One Piece a lot (the manga) because I truly believe it's a masterpiece of literature. Recently heard a great comparison that it's this centuries analog for the Iliad and the Odyssey by homer. I could not agree more

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His elderly mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than US skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

I'm at a Mariano's in the Chicago suburbs and there's a dude here that looks just like Kanye. He's even got the off-white gear on. Is this Kanye folks?

No new wars turned into New forever war real quick

A family member asks me a question. Start answering. "I don't have time to talk about this" You asked the question you dumbass.

Bluesky on Android made it more difficult to save art I like and I'm not here for it

Didn't have a spoon so I poured creatine into my palm to take it. That's the story of how I got creatine into my eye

Stephan Miller is a scrawny little bitch boy and a 15 year old could take him down in a fight

Hear me out cuz it doesn't look special, but this is one of the best burritos I've ever made. Chili spice marinated turkey breast pan fried, Refried beans, Mexican Cheese blend, Onions, and Cilantro. Simple. Ate it with Newman's mild salsa. Filling is like 50% meat. So unbelievably juicy and tasty

Ohh no but that's not CIviL!!!

I personally think coffee is over scrutinized. I put any cheap ass coffee into my tiny espresso machine and they all basically taste the same. Some are definitely better than others, some are more bitter, but people talk about coffee like it's as varied as wine and I think that's cap

when your 37 year old streamer is lowkey 12 years old

Shut up libtard, gas was $15 under Biden you just don't want to admit it

I need to stop doing the man thing where I get mad about things that didn't happen yet. But at least I'll have a few funny comebacks in the tank.

Trump is obviously the worst president in history bar none, but let's not forget that Harris said she'd put a Republican in her cabinet, one the people riding Trump's dick at every opportunity. Raise your fucking standards for the next election please because I'm not wasting my vote again.

Really thinking about going to one of those Pokemon card restocks. I don't even collect or play Pokemon, I just wanna get in a fight for the love of the game.

My family member cut off a chunk of their finger while using a mandoline and couldn't find it in the big bowl of red cabbage. Why? They don't want to use the guard. Living in my house is analogous to a shitty sitcom that everyone would call unbelievable

When the water crisis really hits, the solution won't be green energy and depopulation of the southwest, it'll be to build large water bottle factories in the great lakes and truck it over to them. Hope I'm dead by then tbh

Today is day 400 of showing my mother how not to overcrowd a pan. She has no patience and never listens. Who cares right? Well she gets mad that my food tastes better than hers and thinks I'm somehow tricking her.

It's 2032. Taco Bell sells quesadillas with peptides

Watching Crude Oil futures reinforces my priors that traders are fucking mouth breathing morons

My family members don't believe in washing their hands before touching food and think I'm being an asshole when I call them gross or don't want to eat the food they touch. I live with very unreasonable people.

I don't know if my hearing is just really good, or If I just got a very loud Timex Expedition watch. On the first few nights I could clearly hear the thing ticking from 12 feet away at night. Now that I've gotten used to it I don't hear it unless I listen specifically for it. Weird shit

Waiting for Trump to call Americans fat and tell them to eat less as a solution

Ken Martin needs to resign NOW. I HATE him more than Trump. I know what to expect from Trump. He's evil. But Ken? He's supposed to be on my side. I'm not mad at the jaguar that eats my face, I expected that, but the zoo keeper eating my face? Well that's just betrayal

Cancel me for being a man and telling women what to do, but some of these celebrities are WAY too skinny now. It's not attractive nor healthy to be skin and bones. Being fit is attractive. Muscle is attractive. Abs are attractive. Not what we see now.

I hope the world doesn't end before Oda finishes One Piece. Yes I'm a selfish man.

I hate these little fuckers with a passion. If God is real he's a cruel mfer

I was tilling the garden today. Saved a toad that was buried in the soil. Live free Mr Toad

This freak of a human being is complaining about people calling out CLEAR AI use (watch the tail warp though the legs) and acting like a self righteous loser. Yes lets further habit destruction of otters to generate garbage like this. Block me you fucking loser. I dare you

There's nothing like driving in the gravel in my compact hatchback so the Ford double wide emotional support vehicle can stay on the asphalt taking up 75% of a residential street

Jefferies needs to do this goddamn job

People ask me what's motivating me to keep losing weight. I give them boiler plate generic answers. The embarrassing real reason is that I want to fit into a pair of high waisted pants I bought a year ago and try on every few weeks. Folks I can close them. We're so close

I'm glad the Trump clip where he "doesn't care about Americans finance" is getting play. I thought the Democrats and corporate media would just bury it like all the other stupid shit he says that would have been disqualifying in a real country

Thank God I already own a bunch of commonly banned books because they're *checks notes* good ass literature. My children will be better educated than the masses

Saw an ENT for maybe 4min tops. That cost me $125. I have some of the best insurance you can get in the states. Our medical system is a joke